SirBlondie's definitions

alfalfa spout

Slang for penis, dubbed thus because of the alfalfa sprout-esque aroma of male ejaculate.

EE: What's wrong baybay?
PPK: I think my alfalfa spout might be broken. It just won't seem to go solid snake.

by Sirblondie June 16, 2009

linucks

A greeting between linux users. Linux + Knucks = Linucks

Sys Admin 1: "Dude, just installed the latest debian distro."
Sys Admin 2: "NICE MAN, LINUCKS."

by SirBlondie January 24, 2009

immfo

acronym: In My Mother Fucking Opinion

As a general statement:
Dolphins are seven time more badass than sharks, immfo.

In conversation:
Her: Can I sit down?
Him: IMMFO I DON'T THINK YOU CAN SIT DOWN.
Her: I want a divorce.

by SirBlondie March 1, 2009

barrel troll

The galvanization of two pieces of internet jargon (see: barrel roll, troll), a barrel troll is a video game centric troll.

"Fox, quick, be a barrel troll!"

by SirBlondie December 21, 2008

three cheese alfredo

The act of three bros simultaneously ejaculating into the hair of a ladyfellow.

Bro1: Hey bro, I'm having a party tonight, wanna come?
Bro2: Ehh... dunno. I think I have plans.
Bro1: COME ON, we're making three cheese alfredo...
Bro2: oooh my favorite. Who's the lucky lady?
Bro1: your mom.
Bro2: so not clutch.

by SirBlondie December 22, 2008

AFAP

As Fast As Possible

Nurse, get me some dirty magazines, AFAP.

by SirBlondie January 17, 2009

ladyfellow

A female who's so clutch she'd totally be a fellow if it weren't for the whole boobs and vagina thing going on.

Dude, Sarah's the chillest ladyfellow ever. We were totally playing xbox last night, and I almost forgot she wasn't a bro.

by SirBlondie December 22, 2008