RADD

Reading Attention Deficit Disorder. Used to describe people incapable of reading anything longer than a blog post, magazine article, or short story.
Mom: I've been having a lot of trouble staying with books recently, but it's not like I don't read. I noticed I'm always reading a magazine or a short story collection.
Son: You have RADD.
by SirBlondie January 9, 2009
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three cheese alfredo

The act of three bros simultaneously ejaculating into the hair of a ladyfellow.
Bro1: Hey bro, I'm having a party tonight, wanna come?
Bro2: Ehh... dunno. I think I have plans.
Bro1: COME ON, we're making three cheese alfredo...
Bro2: oooh my favorite. Who's the lucky lady?
Bro1: your mom.
Bro2: so not clutch.
by SirBlondie December 22, 2008
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alfalfa spout

Slang for penis, dubbed thus because of the alfalfa sprout-esque aroma of male ejaculate.
EE: What's wrong baybay?
PPK: I think my alfalfa spout might be broken. It just won't seem to go solid snake.
by Sirblondie June 16, 2009
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pedosticks

Pedosticks combines the alluring qualities of chopsticks and pedophilia.

As with fiddlesticks, it can be used to denote frustration for being unable to do something. Unlike with fiddlesticks, that something is jailbait.
Chris Hansen: I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline. Why don't you take a seat?

Prashanth: Aww pedosticks.
by SirBlondie December 20, 2008
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Spraleigh

Nickname for Raleigh, North Carolina.
Sprawl + Raleigh = Spraleigh.
Bro1: Uggh Daniel supposedly lives in Raleigh but google maps says it's a 45 minute drive.
Bro 2: That's Spraleigh for you...
by SirBlondie December 22, 2008
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the love handler

A couples dance move recently made notorious in night clubs in which the man grinds up against the woman from behind all the while clutching her love handles tightly for balance.
I was dancing with this beautiful, chunky woman last night, so I busted out the love handler, and it was all smooth sailing from there.
by SirBlondie December 23, 2008
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Google Wave

A hand gesture made to simultaneously say goodbye to someone and express sorrow for having failed their expectations.
Honey, I'm sorry I wasn't the man you thought I was. I guess it's time we part ways. I guess it's time to... Google wave.
by SirBlondie October 24, 2011
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