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OnlyFans

1. Did you think you're safe when you upload your newds or pr0ns on OnlyFans because it's hidden behind the paywall? Of course not

The company can pay for it (OnlyFans), and when you caught on there (OnlyFans), your career ended miserably: either your application (sponsorship proposals, job applications, etc.) rejected, or you're cancelled, sacked, or whatever
2. Things that ruined your digital footprint:
Attention-seeking
Ranting
Upload your drunken footages
Upload your sexual contents, either for free (like on PornHub) or behind the paywall (like on OnlyFans)
Evading Smart City mechanisms (just because you don't post it on social media doesn't mean nobody can know it)
Talkative/oversharing
by Sir. B February 7, 2021
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December 12

Today is December 12th, and some online shop get down due to massive consumerism here - An Average Antifag Joe
by Sir. B December 2, 2019
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adhom

Ad hominem (an argument which attacks the people/speaker instead of the arguments)
Not every insults are adhom, even though adhom can contain any insults
by Sir. B August 25, 2021
mugGet the adhommug.

CP

It can be:
1. Child Pornography
2. Core Processor (a spinoff of PDA partition on Samsung Galaxy smartphones and tablets that specifically controls the RIL/networking functionality, similar to NON-HLOS and EFS on general Snapdragon devices or SEC_RO and NVRAM on general Mediatek devices)
3. Cerebral Palsy
4. Command for copying file to another folder (on terminal emulator)
5. Competitive Programming
6. Club Penguin
7. Contact Person (someone who in charge on behalf of any companies or organisations to listen and answer any questions, comments, and complaints)
8. Cheese Pizza
9. Competitive Programming
10. Command Post
11. Cyberpunk
Ah, CP

One word which become a Swiss Army knife
by Sir. B June 7, 2021
mugGet the CPmug.

Hackaboo

People that tries to be a hacker, but have no skill in computer science (incl. programming)

Consists of Hacker + Weeaboo
Step how to be a hackaboo:
1. Install Penetration Testing OS, such as Kali Linux
2. Set your profile picture with Guy Fawkes mask
3. Use Anonymous attribute in real life, such as wearing Guy Fawkes mask everywhere
4. Set dark colour as your desktop theme, and set green as colour for your terminal shell
5. Ask the moronic question on forum, such as, "How to deface Website?" or "How to commit DDoS?"
by Sir. B February 28, 2019
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Kominfag

Satirical misspelling of Kominfo (a useless Indonesian ministry that regulates about "communication, information, and technology" matter, in theory)
What's on Kominfag's mind:
1. Block! Block! Block!
2. Spew moronic statements, such as "Indonesian youth can make the substitute!1!1!1" or "What's the point of fast Internet?"
3. Abuse the internship students for their (Kominfag's) own profit
by Sir. B August 7, 2022
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bang jago

The passive aggressive (or passive-aggressive) way to name-call or mock a troll/URL Badman/Internet Tough Guy/Virtual Gangster/Keyboard Warrior/Broadband Champion

The real meaning is: you're a sore loser with a small dick or narrow pussy, and you're trying to pissing people online, so go kill yourself
Ampun Bang Jago 🙏🙏🙏
by Sir. B February 14, 2021
mugGet the bang jagomug.

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