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Definitions by Sir. B

An epithet for Indonesian cops and soldiers, due to their flirty, yet creepy and pervy behaviour both online and offline
There's too much ways how creepy guys interact online:
Previously: asking for nudes
Right now: Halodek
So what's next?
halodek by Sir. B December 6, 2022

who the fuck are you 

A words said to do some reality check against entitled people
Who the fuck are you? Back in line since i'm not afraid against your parents
who the fuck are you by Sir. B December 2, 2022

unpopular opinion 

A cop out excuse used by smart ass/smart aleck for saying something offensive, something controversial, but in fact, merely a bullshit nobody cares/nobody asked for
unpopular opinion by Sir. B December 2, 2022

region hopper 

Someone who do out-of-region purchase or subscription for personal benefit (such as early access or huge discount)
Region hopper will make content/subscription price skyrocket on target region, hence increasing piracy
region hopper by Sir. B November 20, 2022
Applied behavioural "analysis", a conversion therapy/reparation therapy for neurodivergent
ABA therapy is a "conversion therapy"/"reparation therapy" for neurodivergent and it should ceased to exist just as conversion therapy
ABA by Sir. B November 20, 2022

In a box 

British vulgar word for "(is/are/was/were) dead". Anyone who say this word is extremely childish, rude, and disrespectful.

Synonym: in the box
Regarding Kanjuruhan and Itaewon tragedies, i can only sing:

Na na na na na na na na na na na

Asians in a box, in a box
Asians in a box
In a box by Sir. B November 15, 2022

Bill Gates syndrome 

A disease suffered by kids nowadays, the symptom is delusional thinking if they're dropping out from school/college and start a business, they can be as successful as Bill Gates

Synonyms: college dropouts syndrome, school dropouts syndrome, Steve Jobs syndrome, Mark Zuckerberg syndrome, Kanye West syndrome, survivorship bias
How to cure people with Bill Gates syndrome:
Give them a reality check:
1. Entrepreneurship is not for everyone
2. Your business will never take on Apple, let alone Microsoft or the Purple (AstraZeneca), and you won't noticed on Forbes magazine, let alone as a cover model

3. Stay in school, the best is yet to come
Bill Gates syndrome by Sir. B November 11, 2022