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The perfect place to ruin your digital footprint
1. Did you think you're safe when you upload your newds or pr0ns on OnlyFans because it's hidden behind the paywall? Of course not

The company can pay for it (OnlyFans), and when you caught on there (OnlyFans), your career ended miserably: either your application (sponsorship proposals, job applications, etc.) rejected, or you're cancelled, sacked, or whatever
2. Things that ruined your digital footprint:
Attention-seeking
Ranting
Upload your drunken footages
Upload your sexual contents, either for free (like on PornHub) or behind the paywall (like on OnlyFans)
Evading Smart City mechanisms (just because you don't post it on social media doesn't mean nobody can know it)
Talkative/oversharing
OnlyFans by Sir. B February 7, 2021

Hero Complex 

A repeat offender that do heroic actions to mask their offensive and horrible track record
AmeriKKKa and ¢hina are the best example of Hero Complex countries
Hero Complex by Sir. B February 5, 2021
A portmanteau of Ustad + Retard

See pester (religious or spiritual fake guru/furu)
Here's a top 10 red flags if you hear the ustard preaching (if s/he has minimum one of these red flags, it means s/he's a ustard):
1. They teach you "Prosperity Theology", "Hypergrace", or any similar theology
2. They're so bigoted and racist as fuck: They think other religion/spirituality beliefs, lukewarm believer, non-believer, romance and sex, LGBTIQ++++, or anything against their religious or spiritual value are evil and must go to hell. AND THEY HAVE A BALL TO PREACH THEIR BIGOTRY AND RACISM PUBLICLY, EITHER IN FRONT OF THEIR FOLLOWERS/CONGREGATION OR THROUGH SOCIAL MEDIA.
3. Because of Point #2, they're responsible to create moral panic and racism everywhere
4. They're hypocrite
5. They're trying to shut down any critical thinking
6. They're cult leader, not a religious preacher or spiritual teacher (but they claim if they're religious preacher or spiritual teacher)
7. They're cherrypicking the Scripture (or any religious/spiritual books) and interpret it whatever they wish instead of telling the truth
8. They've a hedonistic living (just like secular fake gurus)
9. They're charlatan smart-ass (just like secular fake gurus)
10. They don't give a single shit about you, they just want your money and your attachment
ustard by Sir. B February 1, 2021

Sandwich 

When you helping your parents even though your financial situation is fucked up. It's taken from Sandwich Generation
Don't be a sandwich or being a part in Sandwich Generation, loving our parents is important, but your mental and financial health is FAR MORE IMPORTANT.
Sandwich by Sir. B January 30, 2021

Beneviolence 

The act of using violence against innocents by so-called "benevolent" party
The Global Elite wants to commit beneviolence through Lockdown and Great Reset
Beneviolence by Sir. B January 29, 2021
A satirical misspelling of Pastor. Pester means religious or spiritual fake guru
Here's a top 10 red flags if you hear the Pester preaching (if s/he has minimum one of these red flags, it means s/he's a pester):
1. They teach you "Prosperity Theology", "Hypergrace", or any similar theology
2. They're so bigoted and racist as fuck: They think other religion/spirituality beliefs, lukewarm believer, non-believer, romance and sex, LGBTIQ++++, or anything against their religious or spiritual value are evil and must go to hell. AND THEY HAVE A BALL TO PREACH THEIR BIGOTRY AND RACISM PUBLICLY, EITHER IN FRONT OF THEIR FOLLOWER/CONGREGATION OR THROUGH SOCIAL MEDIA.
3. Because of Point #2, they're responsible to create moral panic and racism everywhere
4. They're hypocrite
5. They're trying to shut down any critical thinking
6. They're cult leader, not a religious preacher or spiritual teacher (but they claim if they're religious preacher or spiritual teacher)
7. They're cherrypicking the Scripture (or any religious/spiritual books) and interpret it whatever they wish instead of telling the truth
8. They've a hedonistic living (just like secular fake gurus)
9. They're charlatan smart-ass (just like secular fake gurus)
10. They don't give a single shit about you, they just want your money and your attachment
Pester by Sir. B January 25, 2021
1. A state-run social security (Badan Penyelenggara Jaminan Sosial)
2. An acronym to mock people who trying so hard to keeping up with the Joneses when they are financially struggling (Budget Pas-Pasan Jiwa Sosialita)
3. A condom (Badan Pengaman Jaringan Syahwat)
1. BPJS, Obamacare, and any state-run Social Securities are the legalized Ponzi Scheme, trust me, they will scam and collapse if there's no taxpayer
2. Instead of being a BPJS, why don't you invest your money?
3. BPJS is a term coined by Jason Ranti to describe condom
BPJS by Sir. B January 20, 2021