Sir Garence's definitions
Paranokia
(noun)
A state of anxiety that afflicts cellphone users and results in the following behaviours:
- Many people simultaneously checking their phones when a message arrival tone is heard. Generally occurs in a public/crowded place.
- Frequent checking that keylock is enabled and that a phone isn't accidentally pocket dialing someone, especially if that person is currently being gossiped about
- Constantly checking for new text messages or emails, even though you haven't heard or felt one arrive since you last checked
- Having left your phone behind at home or the office, the feeling of absolute certainty that you are missing vitally important messages and/or booty calls
(noun)
A state of anxiety that afflicts cellphone users and results in the following behaviours:
- Many people simultaneously checking their phones when a message arrival tone is heard. Generally occurs in a public/crowded place.
- Frequent checking that keylock is enabled and that a phone isn't accidentally pocket dialing someone, especially if that person is currently being gossiped about
- Constantly checking for new text messages or emails, even though you haven't heard or felt one arrive since you last checked
- Having left your phone behind at home or the office, the feeling of absolute certainty that you are missing vitally important messages and/or booty calls
Having once accidentally pocket dialed the boyfriend of the girl he was having backseat sex with, Jeff's paranokia ensured that he switched his phone off during subsequent engagements.
by Sir Garence March 10, 2009
Get the Paranokiamug. Adjective: unforesmelt or unforesmelled
An unanticipated or unexpected smell, often pertaining to flatulence.
An unanticipated or unexpected smell, often pertaining to flatulence.
by Sir Garence March 7, 2009
Get the Unforesmeltmug. by Sir Garence March 30, 2020
Get the quarantiguemug. The result of an obese man's moobs merging into a single roll of fat that often completely encircles the upper torso.
by Sir Garence October 22, 2010
Get the monomoobmug. (noun)
A state of female sexual arousal wherein the vagina expands and elongates. This is the feminine equivalent of having the horn.
A state of female sexual arousal wherein the vagina expands and elongates. This is the feminine equivalent of having the horn.
by Sir Garence July 24, 2009
Get the The Tubemug. The flaparazzi hit paydirt after Paris Hilton climbed out of her car, wearing a very short skirt and no underwear.
by Sir Garence August 9, 2009
Get the flaparazzimug. by Sir Garence March 30, 2020
Get the quarantediummug.