Sir Garence's definitions
Jeff had gained several stone since he last wore the t-shirt, and it now clung to his body like a wet sheet draped over mounds of clay.
"Hey man, nice moob tube," commented one of his friends.
"Hey man, nice moob tube," commented one of his friends.
by Sir Garence October 22, 2010
Get the moob tubemug. by Sir Garence March 30, 2020
Get the quarantiguemug. Paranokia
(noun)
A state of anxiety that afflicts cellphone users and results in the following behaviours:
- Many people simultaneously checking their phones when a message arrival tone is heard. Generally occurs in a public/crowded place.
- Frequent checking that keylock is enabled and that a phone isn't accidentally pocket dialing someone, especially if that person is currently being gossiped about
- Constantly checking for new text messages or emails, even though you haven't heard or felt one arrive since you last checked
- Having left your phone behind at home or the office, the feeling of absolute certainty that you are missing vitally important messages and/or booty calls
(noun)
A state of anxiety that afflicts cellphone users and results in the following behaviours:
- Many people simultaneously checking their phones when a message arrival tone is heard. Generally occurs in a public/crowded place.
- Frequent checking that keylock is enabled and that a phone isn't accidentally pocket dialing someone, especially if that person is currently being gossiped about
- Constantly checking for new text messages or emails, even though you haven't heard or felt one arrive since you last checked
- Having left your phone behind at home or the office, the feeling of absolute certainty that you are missing vitally important messages and/or booty calls
Having once accidentally pocket dialed the boyfriend of the girl he was having backseat sex with, Jeff's paranokia ensured that he switched his phone off during subsequent engagements.
by Sir Garence March 10, 2009
Get the Paranokiamug. Adjective: unforesmelt or unforesmelled
An unanticipated or unexpected smell, often pertaining to flatulence.
An unanticipated or unexpected smell, often pertaining to flatulence.
by Sir Garence March 7, 2009
Get the Unforesmeltmug. by Sir Garence September 2, 2009
Get the cuntanmug. by Sir Garence March 30, 2020
Get the quarantediummug. (noun)
A state of female sexual arousal wherein the vagina expands and elongates. This is the feminine equivalent of having the horn.
A state of female sexual arousal wherein the vagina expands and elongates. This is the feminine equivalent of having the horn.
by Sir Garence July 24, 2009
Get the The Tubemug.