Unforesmelt

Adjective: unforesmelt or unforesmelled

An unanticipated or unexpected smell, often pertaining to flatulence.

My earlier snack of dill pickles with cream cheese has had unforesmelt consequences.

by Sir Garence March 07, 2009

quarantigue

Fatigue brought on by spending too long in Covid-19 self-isolation.

After weeks of Covid-19 self-isolation, I'm starting to suffer from quarantigue.

by Sir Garence March 30, 2020

Paranokia

Paranokia

(noun)

A state of anxiety that afflicts cellphone users and results in the following behaviours:

- Many people simultaneously checking their phones when a message arrival tone is heard. Generally occurs in a public/crowded place.

- Frequent checking that keylock is enabled and that a phone isn't accidentally pocket dialing someone, especially if that person is currently being gossiped about

- Constantly checking for new text messages or emails, even though you haven't heard or felt one arrive since you last checked

- Having left your phone behind at home or the office, the feeling of absolute certainty that you are missing vitally important messages and/or booty calls

Having once accidentally pocket dialed the boyfriend of the girl he was having backseat sex with, Jeff's paranokia ensured that he switched his phone off during subsequent engagements.

by Sir Garence March 10, 2009

monomoob

The result of an obese man's moobs merging into a single roll of fat that often completely encircles the upper torso.

Jeff had become so overweight that his moobs had morphed into a single monomoob.

by Sir Garence October 22, 2010

flaparazzi

(noun)

Paparazzi who specialise in upskirt shots.

The flaparazzi hit paydirt after Paris Hilton climbed out of her car, wearing a very short skirt and no underwear.

by Sir Garence August 09, 2009

quarantedium

Boredom brought on by spending too long in Covid-19 self-isolation.

The initial excitement & novelty of self-isolation eventually led into soul-crushing quarantedium.

by Sir Garence March 30, 2020

cuntan

The type of suntan that only a naked woman can attain.

I spent the day at the nude beach and got a wicked cuntan. Check it out!

by Sir Garence September 02, 2009