Definitions by Sir Garence

quarantigue 

Fatigue brought on by spending too long in Covid-19 self-isolation.

After weeks of Covid-19 self-isolation, I'm starting to suffer from quarantigue.

quarantigue by Sir Garence March 30, 2020

quarantedium 

Boredom brought on by spending too long in Covid-19 self-isolation.

The initial excitement & novelty of self-isolation eventually led into soul-crushing quarantedium.

quarantedium by Sir Garence March 30, 2020

moob tube 

An over-tight t-shirt worn by an overweight man.

Jeff had gained several stone since he last wore the t-shirt, and it now clung to his body like a wet sheet draped over mounds of clay.

"Hey man, nice moob tube," commented one of his friends.

moob tube by Sir Garence October 22, 2010

monomoob 

The result of an obese man's moobs merging into a single roll of fat that often completely encircles the upper torso.

Jeff had become so overweight that his moobs had morphed into a single monomoob.

monomoob by Sir Garence October 22, 2010

cuntan 

The type of suntan that only a naked woman can attain.

I spent the day at the nude beach and got a wicked cuntan. Check it out!

cuntan by Sir Garence September 2, 2009

flaparazzi 

(noun)

Paparazzi who specialise in upskirt shots.

The flaparazzi hit paydirt after Paris Hilton climbed out of her car, wearing a very short skirt and no underwear.

flaparazzi by Sir Garence August 9, 2009

The Tube 

(noun)

A state of female sexual arousal wherein the vagina expands and elongates. This is the feminine equivalent of having the horn.

"You shouldn't look at me that way - you'll give me the tube!"

The Tube by Sir Garence July 24, 2009