Sir Garence's definitions

quarantigue

Fatigue brought on by spending too long in Covid-19 self-isolation.

After weeks of Covid-19 self-isolation, I'm starting to suffer from quarantigue.

by Sir Garence March 30, 2020

quarantedium

Boredom brought on by spending too long in Covid-19 self-isolation.

The initial excitement & novelty of self-isolation eventually led into soul-crushing quarantedium.

by Sir Garence March 30, 2020

moob tube

An over-tight t-shirt worn by an overweight man.

Jeff had gained several stone since he last wore the t-shirt, and it now clung to his body like a wet sheet draped over mounds of clay.

"Hey man, nice moob tube," commented one of his friends.

by Sir Garence October 22, 2010

monomoob

The result of an obese man's moobs merging into a single roll of fat that often completely encircles the upper torso.

Jeff had become so overweight that his moobs had morphed into a single monomoob.

by Sir Garence October 22, 2010

cuntan

The type of suntan that only a naked woman can attain.

I spent the day at the nude beach and got a wicked cuntan. Check it out!

by Sir Garence September 2, 2009

flaparazzi

(noun)

Paparazzi who specialise in upskirt shots.

The flaparazzi hit paydirt after Paris Hilton climbed out of her car, wearing a very short skirt and no underwear.

by Sir Garence August 9, 2009

The Tube

(noun)

A state of female sexual arousal wherein the vagina expands and elongates. This is the feminine equivalent of having the horn.

"You shouldn't look at me that way - you'll give me the tube!"

by Sir Garence July 24, 2009