Definitions by Siouxsie Supertramp

clawfee 

When you have a white claw with your breakfast instead of a coffee, it's a clawfee.

Me: I'm stopping at the gas station for donuts. Do you need anything?
Him: I'm just going to get a clawfee.
Me: Not a bad idea...it's five o'clock somewhere!

clawfee by Siouxsie Supertramp July 21, 2022

unboyfriend 

Another term for benefits with benefits (which is overused and sounds to much like the "it's complicated" status on Facebook)

Look, I'm really attracted to you, but I don't want to just smash and pass, and I don't want a boyfriend either. Besides your cock is huge and you got game - why don't you be my unboyfriend for a bit? We both know once you put the boyfriend label on it, shit just goes down hill.

unboyfriend by Siouxsie Supertramp February 27, 2022

The Sidewinder Special 

The sidewinder special is that one night of the week that you get to hook up for sex with a guy that has a particularly large cock.

Her: So what did you do last night?
Them: I had the sidewinder special last night!
Her: Nice!

The Sidewinder Special by Siouxsie Supertramp August 19, 2021

Sober Tweakers 

The collection of artists that stay up night drinking Turkish coffee, for real, coffee.

As I distract myself from insomnia....I go online with the others, who paint, dream out loud, write novels, and sing, etc....we end up so much caffeine that we get tweaked out without drugs....and grab out next coffee. We're the sober tweakers #wickedsobah

Sober Tweakers by Siouxsie Supertramp August 15, 2021

Mobile Deceased 

The woke term for zombie, as zombies has been a victim of cancel culture because it was British ....you get now.. ok so use it. Piss off boomers. It's a good zoom laugh.

So the boomers at the office

are mobile deceased..
What?

They're zombies get it - mobile deceased.

That can't be one of yours that's too good.

I know, I saw Shaun of the Dead

You do come up with a lot of good ones
My favorite is..

Mobile Deceased by Siouxsie Supertramp August 14, 2021

Four Forty A/C 

Four Forty A/C is air conditioning that comes having four windows down at 40 miles per hour.

Him: Bro its hot in here..
Me: Start rolling down windows - i've got four forty A/C

Four Forty A/C by Siouxsie Supertramp August 3, 2021

gateway shopping 

Gateway shopping is when you break down to buy "just one thing" after you told yourself you have to stop spending money. Much like breaking the seal when drinking, once you have purchased one item, you'll purchase five more items, spend money you don't have, probably will have buyer's remorse.

Me: I'm not going to spend any more money on leggings and purses. I have to buckle down and save money.

Also me: Ok I've got to go to the mall for just one thing - I need sandals and that's it. That's all I'm buying.

Also Me: Ok this purse looks really with the sandals, but I like that purse too - two purses won't be a big deal. It's just Coach...

My friend: It looks like those sandals sucked you into gateway shopping - you broke the seal!

gateway shopping by Siouxsie Supertramp July 31, 2021