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When you have a white claw with your breakfast instead of a coffee, it's a clawfee.
Me: I'm stopping at the gas station for donuts. Do you need anything?
Him: I'm just going to get a clawfee.
Me: Not a bad idea...it's five o'clock somewhere!
clawfee by Siouxsie Supertramp July 21, 2022
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Clawdeen wolf 

A monster high character. She wears a black and purple jacket with fur. Under her jacket she wears a salmon tiger-stripe (Tube top?) The reason why I love her is because shes a wolf :)
Me: Mommy Can I get a clawdeen wolf doll?
Mom: Shes 200 dollars tho smh
Clawdeen wolf by Gwen .-. January 25, 2021
Related Words
How people from New York say "Coffee"

Also works with:

Chawklate - Chocolate
Doawg - Dog
Dawling - Darling
Doawlas - Dollars
Sawsage - Sausage
Jewsey - Jersey
Baws - Boss

There definitely are more, you just have to experiment with different words to see if it works.
Frank - "Hey, you see that guy?!"

Mitch - "Yeah he was totally like, 'Eh, Baws, can I get another Sawsage bagel with Chawklate milk? My Dawg accidentally drank some Cawfee and now its gonna cost me 300 Doawlas to get it fixed."
Cawfee by Koolguy_gt500 March 22, 2010
The way that hamza say coffee
Hamza: May i have an American cawfee please?
Waitress: Sir, whats an American coffee?
Hamza: it's literally in the menu *shows the menu* it literally says American cawfee.
Waitress: *goes to the bartender then comes back* do you mean Nescafe sir?
Hamza: *gives up in life and shakes his head* may i have a hot chocolate please?

And since then hamza is getting bullied for saying cawfee instead of coffee and he has suicidal thoughts from it
Cawfee by Notmyrealnamelmao July 29, 2020

Clamfeed 

When you've eaten about as much clam as you can; mainly because she's gone for groceries
Go get some chips, I've had just about enough clamfeed for today
Clamfeed by The Jammer August 7, 2003
'Coffee' in a New York accent.

Can be used to (very) subtly acknowledge the pretension of (certain) coffee drinkers and to show that you are willing to be thought of as one simply because you like drinking coffee so damn much.

Most effective when preceded by 'Starbucks'.
CollegeStudentA: "Hmm 3 hours sleep last night, half-installed Debian and gonna miss the maths revision thing hmmm. It's gonna be a long day for me."

CollegeStudentB: "What about some Starbucks coawfee? That never fails to keep me going."
Coawfee by Buddh May 5, 2010
Heavy Boston accent on the regular word - coffee.
Oh my GAWD! Go Nomarrrr! Lets go get some coffee and watch a Ben Affleck flick.
cawfee by brady June 10, 2003
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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