Siouxsie Supertramp's definitions

Whisper Bitching

Bitching into someone's ear when you don't want the group to hear.

"I'm going to take a picture but I have to turn on the flash." Friend whispers bitches only to you -" Flash photography makes me look awful" Me - Please stop the whisper bitching.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 26, 2018

Budweiser widow

A woman who stays at home while her husband is drinking Budweiser at the bar.

Me: I thought you were coming over?
Him: Sorry I went to the bar for some beers.
Me: I'm tired of being a Budweiser Widow

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 11, 2019

Summer Camp

Summer camp is code (when you're in public) for lost time due to incarceration or mental health issues, both prisons and psych wards offer activities that resemble summer camp as a child.

Him: Where did you learn how to write so well and meditate? You're amazing!
Me: I thought I told you. I learned in summer camp.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 11, 2019

homewrecker

The homewrecker is the 24 to 30 pack of beer like keystone light. The alcoholism destroys the family.

Me: So how are things going at home.
Him: Not to good, it's only 11 a.m. and he just bought a homewrecker

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 11, 2019

emotional blackout

Actions completed while terribly upset that you have no memory the next day.

Sorry I sent that email about your similarities to a person with narcissistic personality disorder; I don't even remember it. Must've been an emotional blackout.

by Siouxsie Supertramp April 19, 2018

accidental capitalist

A situation where tremendous amounts of money can be made just by capitalizing your personality and ideas. Mark Zuckerburg and Steve Jobs tops the list.

Her: Did you remember how my mom loved Sandra Bullock movies? So simple and funny, yet so good.
Me: My favorite is the Proposal with Ryan Reynolds and Betty White - they are all accidental capitalists.

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 3, 2018

President Shock Jock

President Shock Jock - Our president speaks like the shock jocks of the nineties.

Me: Did you hear that our President called some third world countries, shithole countries?
Him: That's President Shock Jock for you! He's like having Howard Stern for President.

Me: Is that good diplomacy?

Him: What do you think?

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 3, 2018