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Definitions by Siouxsie Supertramp

Uncanny Valley 

The Uncanny Valley is a feeling of mixed emotions, like disgust and familiarity at the same time. Like feeling love and hate at the same time, with little in between. People with certain personalities can evoke uncanny valley feelings, people with narcissism, or certain mental health conditions that have a duality to them, can evoke feelings of sympathy and contempt at the same time. It can be expressed mathematically as a reverse bell curve.
The Uncanny Valley of Narcissism is that the person is simulatenously charming and cruel, affectionate and withholding, super fun, yet boring, opinionated, yet stands for nothing. Because you never know if you're getting jekyll or hyde, the target feels an uncanny valley of emotions.

testing my Jesus 

When someone pisses you off due to their rude, or otherwise bad behavior, and you begin to lose faith in humanity, that person is testing my Jesus
Can you believe Monica? I babysat her cat, picked her up from the airport, and took her to the mall when her car was dead - but when I need a favor, and I wouldn't really call it a favor if she's my bestie, she disappears like a cockroach when the lights come on. Friends like that be testing my Jesus.
A u-boat is someone who can have an invisible disability and go undetected for years, like a u-boat, or an underwater boat.
So in middle-age, I've been diagnosed with autism. While it explains a lot, I feel like a u-boat.
u-boat by Siouxsie Supertramp November 20, 2023
Sex with a narcissist is nex (narcissist sex). Nex is usually the best sex can get, which keeps you around for a minute even after you notice the toxic behaviors.
I don't know why I dated him, other than the nex was out of this world!
Nex by Siouxsie Supertramp November 19, 2023

Disorder Potpourri 

When you're dating a fuckboy and realize that he has more issues than anybody you've ever dated before. He's got mommy issues, definitely narcissistic, and OCD, it's a disorder potpourri.
You still dating Killian?

No, that dude has disorder potpourri. By the end, I felt like I was dating someone with multiple personality disorder. It depended on which of his issues were taking charge that day. His issues would bring Freud himself to his knees.

background anger 

When you overreact to something, but only because your background anger has been building for weeks.
I'm sorry I flipped out over something so small. My background anger over the price of gas and food, my boss, and the holidays has me on edge.

Venus Fly Trap 

When a woman wears extra long fake eyelashes, they look like a venus fly trap on her face.
Have you seen Brianna? I don't even know how she can see the road when she drives. Her eyelashes are like a Venus Fly Trap!