When you're dating a fuckboy and realize that he has more issues than anybody you've ever dated before. He's got mommy issues, definitely narcissistic, and OCD, it's a disorder potpourri.
You still dating Killian?
No, that dude has disorder potpourri. By the end, I felt like I was dating someone with multiple personality disorder. It depended on which of his issues were taking charge that day. His issues would bring Freud himself to his knees.
No, that dude has disorder potpourri. By the end, I felt like I was dating someone with multiple personality disorder. It depended on which of his issues were taking charge that day. His issues would bring Freud himself to his knees.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 19, 2023
Get the Disorder Potpourrimug. Kentucky Junior is another name for Ohio. It is based on new demographics in Ohio and their voting record in the last election.
Him: Did you hear that Ohio is losing its battleground state status?
Me: Where did you hear this?
Him: I saw it on the front page of the newspaper and in a magazine. Our demographics now are lining up with Kentucky - KENTUCKY!
Me: So I guess that makes us Kentucky Junior?
Him: We really have to move!
Me: Where did you hear this?
Him: I saw it on the front page of the newspaper and in a magazine. Our demographics now are lining up with Kentucky - KENTUCKY!
Me: So I guess that makes us Kentucky Junior?
Him: We really have to move!
by Siouxsie Supertramp December 06, 2020
Get the Kentucky Juniormug. Sorry I sent that email about your similarities to a person with narcissistic personality disorder; I don't even remember it. Must've been an emotional blackout.
by Siouxsie Supertramp April 19, 2018
Get the emotional blackoutmug. A Rubik's cube relationship is a relationship that has gone south, typically with a narcissist. Trying to get the relationship back to where it once was, is like trying to restore a Rubik's cube back to its factory new condition. The relationship has flipped, and gone from the best thing that ever happened to you, to a total and complete nightmare.
Her: Why did you and your ex get divorced?
Me: It was a Rubik's cube relationship. It went south and we could never get it back to where it was, mostly because of the word salad, the loop de loop conversations, and total lack of accountability
Me: It was a Rubik's cube relationship. It went south and we could never get it back to where it was, mostly because of the word salad, the loop de loop conversations, and total lack of accountability
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 03, 2023
Get the Rubik's cube relationshipmug. Sex with a narcissist is nex (narcissist sex). Nex is usually the best sex can get, which keeps you around for a minute even after you notice the toxic behaviors.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 19, 2023
Get the Nexmug. My "man not man" replaces the super irritating "its complicated" status and also expands on ambiguous relationships. My man not man could be a friends with benefits, a recent break up that didn't quite stick so you're still talking a little, being barely married, dissatisfaction with the relationship you're in, or any other semi-relationship.
Me: You are never going to guess what happened today.
Her: What?
Me: My phone butt dialed my man not man today. We never talk on the phone - just text. So -
Her: Wait butt dialed today - it's Valentine's Day!
Me: Oh shit you're right! This is a disaster!
Her: What?
Me: My phone butt dialed my man not man today. We never talk on the phone - just text. So -
Her: Wait butt dialed today - it's Valentine's Day!
Me: Oh shit you're right! This is a disaster!
by Siouxsie Supertramp February 17, 2021
Get the my man not manmug. Due to either convenience or zoning, the section of the suburb where services for the end of life occur in rapid succession leading to an Undertakers' Alley
Me: Boy, this intersection is depressing. Make a right turn, and you're at the hospital, and a left turn goes straight into the cemetery. If things don't work out at the hospital, you can just haul the bodies across the street.
Him: Don't forget the two funeral homes and assisted living centers on this stretch.
Me: It's an Undertakers' Alley.
Him: Don't forget the two funeral homes and assisted living centers on this stretch.
Me: It's an Undertakers' Alley.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 19, 2020
Get the Undertakers' Alleymug.