Siouxsie Supertramp's definitions

whizcrip

A whizcrip is a person who's life is compromised in one area for being differently abled, but excelling in another due to a gift.

Steven Hawking was one helluva a whizcrip; he may have had ALS, but he was one of the greatest geniuses of our time.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023

tedious chaos

Tedious chaos is a paradoxical event where an event is both long and tiresome, while simultaneously being marked by complete disorder and confusion.

Me: This pandemic really sucks. Will it ever end?
Him: Plus its so confusing. Wear your mask - but also they don't help. There's 10 p.m. that there is a misdemeanor if you get caught driving - but will they enforce it?
Me: Look at what bars are doing - you take your mask off once you sit down - that's helpful
Him: Plus there is so much that is open one day - closed the next. This county is red and this county is purple but last week it was different - you can't keep up with all the news and restrictions.
Me: Its totally fucking tedious chaos.

by Siouxsie Supertramp December 13, 2020

gateway shopping

Gateway shopping is when you break down to buy "just one thing" after you told yourself you have to stop spending money. Much like breaking the seal when drinking, once you have purchased one item, you'll purchase five more items, spend money you don't have, probably will have buyer's remorse.

Me: I'm not going to spend any more money on leggings and purses. I have to buckle down and save money.

Also me: Ok I've got to go to the mall for just one thing - I need sandals and that's it. That's all I'm buying.

Also Me: Ok this purse looks really with the sandals, but I like that purse too - two purses won't be a big deal. It's just Coach...

My friend: It looks like those sandals sucked you into gateway shopping - you broke the seal!

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 31, 2021

Four Forty A/C

Four Forty A/C is air conditioning that comes having four windows down at 40 miles per hour.

Him: Bro its hot in here..
Me: Start rolling down windows - i've got four forty A/C

by Siouxsie Supertramp August 3, 2021

passive aggressive suicide

Garden variety depression that results in not wanting to kill yourself, but hoping you'll die in your sleep soon, is passive aggressive suicide.

Look, I've a had a good run. I'm not going to kill myself, but I wouldn't mind going soon either. It's passive aggressive suicide.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 19, 2022

Precautionary Pee

A precautionary pee is when you go to the bathroom to avoid a possible stop that is less convenient later down the road.

Him: Hey - we're about to pass a rest stop. Do you have to go to the bathroom?
Me: I don't think so - stop anyways, I'll take a precautionary pee.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 13, 2020

demon farts

Any odor or noise that comes from your furnace.

Me: I hate when the furnace is just fired up in the fall, it smells and it's noisy.
Them: Time to get used to those demon farts. Once up and running, they diminish.
Me: Right? I just have to get used to it.

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 3, 2018