Simon's definitions
natural; natural state of being; non-artificial, non-synthetic;
applied to food, ital meanin "whole," unprocessed...
applied to food, ital meanin "whole," unprocessed...
keepin it ital...
by simon July 13, 2003

A pale imp like person, usually with a major abundance of hair in the eye brow region. They usually eat many assortments of fish.
"CRICKEY! Look at that Junot!"
by Simon March 24, 2004

twisted generally related to events perceived while on hallucinogenic drugs, usually referring to an individual.
"Man, last night I dropped five microdots and ran up primrose hill naked! Boy was I tweaked!"
"I was out for a stroll on primrose hill last night and I saw a naked guy running around. He looked HIGHLY tweaked!"
"I was out for a stroll on primrose hill last night and I saw a naked guy running around. He looked HIGHLY tweaked!"
by Simon November 9, 2004

by Simon April 16, 2005

by Simon March 18, 2003

noun, 1) one who is totally lacking in originality; a hack, 2) the state of writing on repetitive subjects for at least four years.
1) wow, her writing totally sucked. yeah...what a dooce! 2) hmmmm... ANOTHER piece about poop and how supercool her baby is. yeah, she's in the dooce.
by simon January 31, 2005

by Simon December 22, 2004
