Simo 's definitions

why so blue panda bear?

a phrase heard on a candy comercial, the Zoo Krew in costa mesa use it as a way of saying "whats wrong?"

andrew: why so blue panda bear? you look shitty.

Tuesday: "It's that time of the month"

andrew: "shitty"

by simo June 17, 2006

dobrich

A city in Bulgaria, known for its drug addicts and the fact that almost everyone living in there smokes marijuana (although it is banned), a sad fact is that there are many so called "putki" there and it is very hard to find a girl that would actually fuck without asking any questions and wanting a relationship after that. That is why most of the boys in Dobrich go to Albena in the summer and fuck Russian whores.

"You are from Dobrich...really, gimme some weed"

by Simo April 24, 2005

bulgaria

A country founded in 681 and been fucking Byzantines, Greeks, Serbians, Turks, and other kinds of shit since then (we got fucked up during the world wars but that doesn't matter) , the country is famous for its beautiful women (the most beautiful in the world), the rakiya ( very strong alcohol that only bulgarians can drink, if you are a foreigner, don't drink it, it will kill you ), and the yoghurt. Bulgarians struggle to survive because of the lack of money, but I fucking love it.

"I went to Bulgaria last year. It was great except for the black guys that robbed me and fucked me in the ass, I think tha cops called them "lainqni mangali""

by Simo April 24, 2005

bingoed

When you have won a game of bingo and the game carries on because there are prizes for second and third

I had already bingoed so Beryl and Joan played on for the placings.

by Simo March 21, 2018

Downball

A ripoff of handball

Gemma sux

by Simo October 13, 2003

jakey

a hard-core alcoholic

At the subway station there were some piss-reeking jakeys around.

by Simo November 13, 2003

Lexo

Lexington Place aka Lexo the shit hole of sydney, where you can find every form of living scum.

the bronx of sydney where you should stay away from

by simo March 25, 2005