5 definitions by Silly Spoon

sugar nanny

a old wrinkly woman that funds her grandchildren to get breast implants and then perform sexual acts.

"My dad says my sugar nanny smells like a vacuum cleaner"

by Silly Spoon April 30, 2018

Cuntsicle

A cynical person with a cunt that smells like grandma's ankles

"She's a fucking cuntsicle"
"Yeah but she's got a nice onion"

by Silly Spoon March 8, 2018

Grandma's Ankles

A euphemism used to describe mouldy // outdated brussel sprouts.

Nigel "Oh god these are just like grandma's ankles!"
Grandma "Shut up you nonce"

by Silly Spoon March 14, 2018

completed it mate

line from the Imbetweners where Jay tells Neil in a DVD // CD // Video Game store that he has "completed it mate" when Neil choses several items from the store.

James Buckley has Shrek's finger in his nose.

Yeah I had his finger in my bum, completed it mate

by Silly Spoon May 2, 2018

willydruff

dandruff like substance that accumulates on your willy due to a lack of washing your pubes.

mmmm Sarah has willydruff

by Silly Spoon May 2, 2018