Cuntsicle

A cynical person with a cunt that smells like grandma's ankles

"She's a fucking cuntsicle"
"Yeah but she's got a nice onion"

by Silly Spoon March 08, 2018

willydruff

dandruff like substance that accumulates on your willy due to a lack of washing your pubes.

mmmm Sarah has willydruff

by Silly Spoon June 01, 2018

sugar nanny

a old wrinkly woman that funds her grandchildren to get breast implants and then perform sexual acts.

"My dad says my sugar nanny smells like a vacuum cleaner"

by Silly Spoon May 31, 2018

completed it mate

line from the Imbetweners where Jay tells Neil in a DVD // CD // Video Game store that he has "completed it mate" when Neil choses several items from the store.

James Buckley has Shrek's finger in his nose.

Yeah I had his finger in my bum, completed it mate

by Silly Spoon June 01, 2018

Grandma's Ankles

A euphemism used to describe mouldy // outdated brussel sprouts.

Nigel "Oh god these are just like grandma's ankles!"
Grandma "Shut up you nonce"

by Silly Spoon March 14, 2018