49 definitions by Silky Smooth

to flog the log
to stroke the salami
to play tug-of-war with cyclops
to shake the sausage
to fly solo
to jiggle the joystick
to tickle the tusk
to peel the banana
by Silky Smooth April 30, 2004
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nickname for Jennifer Lopez, a no-talent hack
J-Lo's ass is very overrated. Shakira's ass is WAY hotter!
by Silky Smooth December 2, 2003
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/noun/ a middle-class, white teenage kid who tries to rebel by growing his hair in dreadlocks, listening to Bob Marley's music, and complaining about being "put down by Whitey;" in reality, he just likes to smoke lots of marijuana
Yeah, man! The Man likes to put us down by makin' us get jobs and pay taxes and shit. We gotta stick it to the Man, man! Hey, man! Puff-puff-pass!
by Silky Smooth January 16, 2004
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1) an ice hockey player whose sole purpose is bodycheck, intimidate, and pick fights with opposing player
2) someone who intimidates and/or roughs up others for money
1) That number 12 on the other team is a goon! He spent more time in the penalty box than any other player!
2) What! Jones' Appliance Store won't pay protection money? Have a couple goons give Jones a godd "talking-to," if you know what I mean.
by Silky Smooth January 7, 2004
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a "butt release"

rubbing your dick in her ass crack until you cum
Yo mama gave me a greay pierre last night!
by Silky Smooth April 13, 2004
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what you do when you're smokin weed with ya dawgs
Pass the doobie down the left hand side
by Silky Smooth January 16, 2004
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Really cool show on VH1 thast depicts the rise and fall and rise again of bands/musicians/singers
If you want to be on "Behind the Music," you must:

1) start a band and play seedy nightclubs in New York or Los Angeles or Chicago or Atlanta;
2) get discovered, get a record deal, go triple-platinum, have 3 number one videos on "TRL," and make mad cash money;
3) develop a drug addiction or gambling habit or drinking problem and loose everything;
4) hit rock bottom; and
5) enter re-hab or find Jesus.
by Silky Smooth November 26, 2003
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