Definitions by Silk Brah
Fart Capture
The art of taking an empty glass jar opening it up and securing it tightly to an anus. Then when the anus it is against farts, quickly slid the lid over the jar without removing the jar more than half an inch from the asshole.
Fart Capture by Silk Brah March 28, 2008
Give him the business
This is when you tear out all those business reply flyers in magazines and send them to your buds to piss them off.
Juan is being a jerk off so I will give him the business. Wait til he gets those magazines, and porn catalogs in the mail, hahaha. Asshole.
Give him the business by Silk Brah March 28, 2008
wonder lotion
This is when you jack off and jizz in a small lotion bottle and leave it on your friends girlfriends or wifes bathroom sink for them to use in the future.
Man, Jose's wife is a hotty. I would love to slip her the man meat. Since I cant, the wonder lotion will be the next best thing. Hope she rubs me,err, it all over herself.
wonder lotion by Silk Brah March 28, 2008
philadelphia cream cheese
1. This is the art of jerking off onto a piece of toast, spreading it around, then using philly cream cream cheese on top of it to disguise the jism. Great for giving to the bitch or bastard you cant stand.
The bitch was pissing me off so i gave her the philadelphia cream cheese for breakfast and she loved it. She said it had a familiar taste.
philadelphia cream cheese by Silk Brah March 21, 2008
bang your monkey
Bang your monkey is slang for male masterbation. It's secondary meaning comes from the Jim Rome Show. It means to call the local program director at your am sports talk show and bitch at him.
bang your monkey by Silk Brah March 20, 2008