columbine

An admittedly very tragic event that happened THREE YEARS AGO.
It is time for the country to move on and stop letting fear run the lives of its people. If we allow fear to control what we do or how we act, then those two assholes won.

I can't wear a jacket into class when I'm cold because everyone is still hung up about Columbine.

by Silence January 27, 2004

cockstipated

inability to urinate, especially in a public restroom.

I really have to piss, but I'm cockstipated now.

by Silence March 26, 2003

ballistic masturbation

A pseudosport that is defined by the participants who discharge firearms at nothing in particular. Also used to describe shooting your weapon at large, stationary objects, such as old washing machines.

He thinks he's a real sportsman, but he's never bagged a deer. It's all just ballistic masturbation.

by Silence March 28, 2003

Jubilator

The master of all Jub-like creatures; One who jubs; one who hates definitions that uses the main root of the word its defining in the definition.

The jubilator was the pimp of all the mini-jubs.

by Silence February 02, 2005

armalite ar-10 carbine gas powered semi-automatic weapon

The Narrator's weapon of choice.

If I were you, I'd be very careful who you show that to. Because the person that wrote that is dangerous. And you never know when this button-down Oxford cloth psycho might come to work with an armalite ar-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon stocking from office to office pumping round after around into co-workers. It could be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you.

by Silence November 09, 2003