river bitch

A river bitch is a poker term to describe a player who folds, or gives up their hand, on the river or the last card shown for the community cards in Texas Hold 'Em. Normally if they are the first to act they will check and will have a hand where they didn't know if they wanted to stay in or give up their hand.

Poker players are likely to be river bitches if they are very conservative players and don't bet much at a given time. River bitches in some cases will want to avoid showing their cards after the betting round after the river if they think their opponent(s) has a better hand.
Jake, stop being such a river bitch! That's the 8th time you've folded on the river tonight.
by Sid Barrett August 06, 2007
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Tyreeception

A catch in American football made with one or both hands while the ball is in contact with the player's helmet as they're down either by the natural physics of falling or by contact.

Refers to the catch made by David Tyree of the Ney York Giants in Super Bowl XLII.
Wow! That was an insane Tyreeception! He was sandwiched by safeties as he came down with that ball!
by Sid Barrett December 31, 2008
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Crazy Taxi

Crazy Taxi is a classic Dreamcast game that was converted to fit other platforms like the PS2 and others. The goal of the game is to get people to their destination as quick as possible. The quicker you get them there and the fewer cars you hit on the way the more money you'll get.

There are several moves that you can do with your car to help you like the crazy dash, crazy drift, crazy stop and others which must be mastered for best use. These however are either highly dangerous or impossible for a real car considering both the damage to your transmition and the physics behind them.
12yo kid: Wow, I just got $8,000 on Arcade mode in Crazy Taxi!
Me: Kid, you've got a long ways to go ((I seriously got $43,000 before in real life))
by Sid Barrett August 23, 2007
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dryback

An illegal immigrant from Canada who's in the USA.
-Hey, look at all these super cheap prescriptions Raphael brought over!
-I love that dryback; he saves me so much money on happy pills!
by Sid Barrett January 05, 2009
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Santa

"He's gonna find out
who's naughty or nice...

"He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake...

Santa Claus is comin'
Santa Claus is comin'
Santa Claus is comin'
To town."

"I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus...
Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night."

"Who 'comes' around on a special night?
Santa 'comes' around on a special night...

Who very soon will 'come' our way?
Santa very soon will 'come' our way..."

"Here 'comes' Santa Claus!
Here 'comes' Santa Claus!
Right down Santa Claus Lane!...

Hang your stockings...
'Cause Santa Claus 'comes' tonight...

Hear those sleigh bells jingle jangle,
What a beautiful sight.
Jump in bed, cover up your head,
'Cause Santa Claus 'comes' tonight."
by Sid Barrett September 18, 2007
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alarm shock

The shock of having to wake up a lot ealier than you normally would due to school after summer vacation.
Mmph, this alarm shock is such a drag! *falls back asleep and misses bus*
by Sid Barrett August 28, 2007
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Viacom

A corporation that controls MTV, Comedy Central, Nickelodeon, CMT, VH1 and many other media sources and is the root of all evil. A church in Iowa claims that all mentionings of Satan in their Bibles and Gospils were changed to read "Viacom" instead of Satan and no, it was not with white out and it looked as is Viacom was actually what was printing in the text.

Viacom, after gaining a substantial share of the pop media from other companies, is said to be brainwashing Generation Y (aka Generation MTV) into doing whatever they want them to do. TRL is a prime example of Viacom's workings. Several boycotts have been placed against the corporation and they're the slightest bit of light we have, without these boycotts we would have teenyboppers flooding UD with definitions of emo, Gerard Way and MySpace. Oh wait, we already have that. Nevermind that part. Anyways, just boycott the shit out of them and we'll be good for now.
Jimmy Fallon has Yankees toilet paper in "Fever Pitch". I have Viacom toilet paper in real life.
by Sid Barrett July 05, 2007
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