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Why I'm failing AP Calculus right now.
Quiz: Find the derivatives of the following.

#1: e^(-2coscsc4x)(4pitan/-7secx)^cos6x.

Me: *blank stare*
by Sid Barrett November 19, 2008

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A crossover between n00b and nerd, a nerb is like a nerd-in-training.
Friend: Dude, that kid applied to CalTech, RPI, Cornell and MIT!
Other friend: What a nerb.
by Sid Barrett February 28, 2008

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#1: Another name for jawbreakers.

#2: A candy made by Nestle under their Willy Wonka Candy Company. Made in regular and chewy kinds these candies are more like Dentist Enemy #1 but they're considered by dentists to be Public Enemy #1 because they're more or less made out of pure sugar. They're like crack in edible flavored form and their effects are just about the same.
The first time I had a box of Gobstoppers I started saving up for dentures.
by Sid Barrett August 07, 2007

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Crazy Taxi is a classic Dreamcast game that was converted to fit other platforms like the PS2 and others. The goal of the game is to get people to their destination as quick as possible. The quicker you get them there and the fewer cars you hit on the way the more money you'll get.

There are several moves that you can do with your car to help you like the crazy dash, crazy drift, crazy stop and others which must be mastered for best use. These however are either highly dangerous or impossible for a real car considering both the damage to your transmition and the physics behind them.
12yo kid: Wow, I just got $8,000 on Arcade mode in Crazy Taxi!
Me: Kid, you've got a long ways to go ((I seriously got $43,000 before in real life))
by Sid Barrett August 23, 2007

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1. In geometry, a theorem stating that in a right triangle, the square of the hypotenuse (the longest side) is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides (legs). If the hypotenuse is c units long and the lengths of the legs are a and b, then c2 = a2 + b2. The theorem provides a way of calculating the length of any side of a right triangle if the lengths of the other to sides are known.

2. Something the Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz was unable to correctly state even after he received his brains from the wizard.
-The Pythagorean Theorem? Who needs it? Some smart little preppy kid who's gonna save the world someday?
-Actually you need it to pass this geometry test asshole! If you don't pass this you stay back another year!
by Sid Barrett July 04, 2007

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Rockstar is a line of energy drinks that come in a variety of flavors and types such as:

-Rockstar Energy Drink (black can)
-Sugar Free Rockstar Energy Drink (white can)
-Rockstar Juiced (orange can)
-Rockstar Juiced Pomegranate (red can)
-Rockstar Zero Carb (blue can)
-Rockstar Juiced Guava (purple can)

There are also alcoholic versions of the brand including Rockstar 21 (only alcoholic version sold in the US), Rockstar + Vodka and Rockstar + Vodka/Pomegranate.

The star in place of the A is complete marketing also. Not only does it enhance the overall appearance of the line of drinks but it also appeals to 1337 speakers.

Its slogan is "Party like a rockstar".
Ugh, another dreary Monday. I really need a Rockstar.
by Sid Barrett September 03, 2007

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DAM
Stands for Don't Ask Me.
Nerd: How do you factor 3x^7-2(3x-1)^2+...
Me: DAM
by Sid Barrett January 12, 2008

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