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Definitions by SiL3Nt-J

Keys and Locks

Synonyms for the penis and vagina; Any philosophy that uses this comparison.
Let me tell you something about keys and locks:

There's a key for every hole
And some holes have lots of keys
And sometimes two locks try to unlock eachother
And sometimes two keys unlock the same lock at the same time
And sometimes a lock gets unlocked by several keys in the same day
And sometimes a lock has a different key for every day of the week
And sometimes a lock gets unlocked by a different key every month
And sometimes a key can unlock multiple locks
And sometimes a key decides it no longer wants to be a key and transforms itself into a lock
And some locks only want try and unlock lots of locks
And some locks can be unlocked by more than two keys at the same time
Keys and Locks by SiL3Nt-J July 17, 2026

Snow Goggles

When a girl with glasses get's jizz on her glasses.
Snow Goggles by SiL3Nt-J July 16, 2026

It's a horn!

Phrase used in the Rugrats episode titled "Rhinoceritis" when they think Angelica is getting a rhino horn on her head; Phrase used when you get an erection infront of your woman.
It's a horn! by SiL3Nt-J July 16, 2026
A children's folktale; Another word for penis.
Give me back my Tailypo.

Can I stick my tailypo in your vajayjay?
Tailypo by SiL3Nt-J July 16, 2026

Fuckles The Clown

Fictional clown who fucks people; A nick name a guy gives himself when he fucks lots of bitches.
Fuckles The Clown by SiL3Nt-J July 16, 2026

Lemmy Kilmister

The king of rock. His real name was Ian, but he received his nickname from asking others to lend him money because he was poor (Can you lemme a quid?").
No disrespect to Elvis, but Lemmy Kilmister was the king of rock. His singing and lyrics were unmatched.
Lemmy Kilmister by SiL3Nt-J July 16, 2026
1. Karate training
2. Another word for penis
1. Wanna go watch a bunch of hot bitches fight at the Kumite?

2. Your momma sucks my Kumite.
Kumite by SiL3Nt-J July 16, 2026