Definitions by SiL3Nt J

Old fossil 

A really old person who is really annoying.

Don’t worry about that old fossil, she’s not getting any at home.

Old fossil by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

3 Points of Contact 

When you’re working in an attic and are trying to keep from falling through the roof by maintaining 3 points of contact on the wooden beams (such as one hand and two knees for example); When you’re in the 69 position with a girl and have your cock in her mouth, a finger in the pussy, and a tongue on the clit.

Make sure you maintain 3 points of contact at all times.

3 Points of Contact by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

Doug Funnie Vision 

When you have high expectations for something or an exciting vision in your head, and it ends up being really lame or not what you expected; Refers to the 90’s cartoon ‘Doug,’ and the day dreams he would usually have about things.

I thought the festival was going to be awesome, but when I got there it was really lame. I had a Doug Funnie vision.

Doug Funnie Vision by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

Forrest Gump Moment

When you say or do something stupid and don’t realize it until afterwards; Refers to the movie ‘Forrest Gump’ about a mentally challenged man.

That was my Forrest Gump moment of the day.

Forrest Gump Moment by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

College princess

A college girl at a university (not as common at community college) who expects everything her way, and gets pissed when that doesn’t happen.

She’s a college princess, that’s why she got mad when you disagreed with her.

Just treat the dog like a college princess’s boyfriend — keep it on a short leash.

College princess by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

Give my hat to 

To show a great deal of respect for.

There aren’t a lot of people I give my hat to, but he was a great worker and really helped me out a lot.

Give my hat to by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

Prison rules 

The philosophy that if you don’t fight, people will just keep fucking with you; An environment, such as a school or work place, where there is little to no supervision, rules aren’t regularly enforced, and/or the only way you get people to leave you alone is by standing up for yourself.

Around here, it’s prison rules.

Prison rules by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023