Shut up blud's definitions

mum died

When someone says something extremely funny and you can’t stop laughing so they say “mum died ” and then you instantly stop laughing.

Person 1:ahahahhahahahaha
Person 2:mum died
Person 1:*stops laughing immediately and pulls a straight face*

by Shut up blud November 7, 2019

Rastaclart

An old orange Spanish woman whose forehead is so wrinkled and orange that from up close it can be mistaken for an aerial view of the Grand Canyon.

Priest 1: yo today in church I had to bless this rastaclart woman and when I put my thumb on her forehead, it sunk in!

Priest 2: yo dats bare dutty cuz

by Shut up blud November 3, 2019

Bust a fat one

Something that should not even be thought about during the month of November

(During the month of November )
Rahul:yo I just bust a fat one
Ahmed:*shoots him*

by Shut up blud November 3, 2019

Faggit

The more road way of saying faggot.

Roadman: you such a faggit cuz
Average person: Nah mate it’s pronounced F-A-G-G-O-T
Roadman: I no u r but what am I

by Shut up blud November 3, 2019

November 4

(National smack-a-nitty day) basically you find a nitty and smack the shit out of him, while shouting “NITTY!”. Names of nittys include: Arthur, Felix, Albert and Philip

Person 1: Yo bruv
Person 2:(smacks him into next week) ”SHUT IT NITTY!”
Person 1: why did you do that?
Person 2”It’s November 4 you nitty”

by Shut up blud November 3, 2019