An old orange Spanish woman whose forehead is so wrinkled and orange that from up close it can be mistaken for an aerial view of the Grand Canyon.
Priest 1: yo today in church I had to bless this rastaclart woman and when I put my thumb on her forehead, it sunk in!
Priest 2: yo dats bare dutty cuz
Priest 2: yo dats bare dutty cuz
by Shut up blud November 03, 2019
When someone says something extremely funny and you can’t stop laughing so they say “mum died ” and then you instantly stop laughing.
Person 1:ahahahhahahahaha
Person 2:mum died
Person 1:*stops laughing immediately and pulls a straight face*
Person 2:mum died
Person 1:*stops laughing immediately and pulls a straight face*
by Shut up blud November 07, 2019
by Shut up blud November 03, 2019
Roadman: you such a faggit cuz
Average person: Nah mate it’s pronounced F-A-G-G-O-T
Roadman: I no u r but what am I
Average person: Nah mate it’s pronounced F-A-G-G-O-T
Roadman: I no u r but what am I
by Shut up blud November 03, 2019
(National smack-a-nitty day) basically you find a nitty and smack the shit out of him, while shouting “NITTY!”. Names of nittys include: Arthur, Felix, Albert and Philip
Person 1: Yo bruv
Person 2:(smacks him into next week) ”SHUT IT NITTY!”
Person 1: why did you do that?
Person 2”It’s November 4 you nitty”
Person 2:(smacks him into next week) ”SHUT IT NITTY!”
Person 1: why did you do that?
Person 2”It’s November 4 you nitty”
by Shut up blud November 03, 2019