Shumado's definitions
someone who is unwilling to change, and who is prejudiced against outsiders and those not sharing their worldview.
Rednecks live their entire lives in the same area, usually rural, as there is too much diversity in cities. They tend to keep the same opinions as their parents and grandparents; family values and bigotry alike are passed down and kept alive through the younger generation. A lack of taste (in clothing, housing, decor, tv shows) is common, but not a fast rule. There are rednecks in every country, but they sometimes go by different names depending on region.
Rednecks live their entire lives in the same area, usually rural, as there is too much diversity in cities. They tend to keep the same opinions as their parents and grandparents; family values and bigotry alike are passed down and kept alive through the younger generation. A lack of taste (in clothing, housing, decor, tv shows) is common, but not a fast rule. There are rednecks in every country, but they sometimes go by different names depending on region.
Annie Jo: "My Momma said that if God wanted black people and white people to get married, he would have made them the same color."
Allison: "Why would God care if people's skin color matched? Don't be such a redneck."
Allison: "Why would God care if people's skin color matched? Don't be such a redneck."
by Shumado December 24, 2010
Get the Redneckmug. scrabble player who earns their points by adding an "s" or "d" to the end of a high scoring word belonging to another player.
or a player who blocks off certain high point letters or triple word squares, just to prevent the other players from using them.
In general, any practice by a scrabble player that is allowed by the rules, but just seems like an unfair sheist.
or a player who blocks off certain high point letters or triple word squares, just to prevent the other players from using them.
In general, any practice by a scrabble player that is allowed by the rules, but just seems like an unfair sheist.
Player one: A M A Z E. Ha- double word score, 32 points.
Player two (adds an 's'): A M A Z E S! Double letter AND double word, 34 points.
Player one: You Scrabble Sheister!
Player two (adds an 's'): A M A Z E S! Double letter AND double word, 34 points.
Player one: You Scrabble Sheister!
by Shumado December 29, 2010
Get the Scrabble Sheistermug. The person at the back of a long grocery line who jumps in front of everyone as a new check out lane is opened up.
Dude, he's only been waiting for like one minute. I can't believe he just jumped into that new lane.
He's a total grocery line jacker. It's not a race, buddy.
He's a total grocery line jacker. It's not a race, buddy.
by Shumado June 7, 2011
Get the Grocery Line Jackermug. a racial slur for an African American. Connotes a lazy, silly-dumb, manual laborer. Derogatory, but not as derogatory as the "n" word. You'll probably still get beat up if you use it in company.
by Shumado April 10, 2015
Get the blue gummug. describing people who only care about eating, sleeping, making money, and owning crap. Very unimaginative, uncultured people with no concept of the arts, history, language, faith, travel, or why any those things should be valued. Has not visited a library or museum since the 7th grade. Doesn't know the name of a bluebird (really). Like Mr. Banks in Mary Poppins, they "can't see past the end of their nose".
by Shumado April 14, 2015
Get the provincialmug. a woman with an overdeveloped sense of beauty, glamour, and fashion. Akin to a beauty warrior or fashion police, a glamazon worships glamour and can be belligerent toward anyone who does not share the same sensibility.
"and then she uninvited me to the party because I didn't wear earrings to the gym!"
What a glamazon! She needs to get real!
What a glamazon! She needs to get real!
by Shumado February 27, 2011
Get the glamazonmug. A husband who provides constant care and attention to his emotionally needy Amazon wife. This husband is required to constantly attend her and follow her where ever she goes; even when not always appropriate.
"Who's that guy that's been sitting out in the parking lot for 3 hours?"
"Oh, that's Sally's pet husband. He's waiting for her to finish work."
"Oh, that's Sally's pet husband. He's waiting for her to finish work."
by Shumado April 14, 2013
Get the pet husbandmug.