Shuaman's definitions

Plopdrop

Taking a revenge shit on your friend's couch or carpet and blaming it on their unruly dog.

Fucking Trev's Pit bull is a nightmare.

Did you plopdrop?
You knows it! Nothing quite as sweet as watching your mate handle your warm turds.

by Shuaman May 12, 2020

cinnamon scrunchie

Your bumhole or anal sphincter.

Jeez, Joel's so girthy, he's really been stretching out the old cinnamon scrunchie. The turds just fall out of me now.

Gross.

by Shuaman October 21, 2017

Tack shack

A house or shop full of tacky shit.

Since Tracy moved in, she's turned my place into a tack shack.

All those porcelain figurines are grim, dude.

Tell me about it.

by Shuaman July 9, 2019

Onan the Barbarian

Someone who masturbates a lot.

You rubbing one out again?

I know, I'm Onan the Barbarian right now.

by Shuaman November 1, 2020

ubuser

n. Unpleasant, annoying or foul fellow passenger in an express pool. An uber abuser.

What's the matter, babe?

Hellish ride from the airport. Got stuck with an ubuser. Jammed the front seat back to my knees and sang show tunes the whole way.

by Shuaman October 15, 2018

The-Spacey-in-the-facey

To be sexually harassed in the workplace, a la Kevin Spacey.

God, it's my boss asking me out for dinner. Ugh, it's going to be the-Spacey-in-the-facey, isn't it?

The heart and eggplant emojis rather give it away.

by Shuaman October 15, 2018

My water just broke

When that poo baby be coming.

Dude, pull over, my water just broke.
Can't you hold it?

They're your leather seats.

by Shuaman August 21, 2020