Definitions by Shuaman

pre-fire 

That period before actually getting ousted from your job. In politics this often involves leaking a false resignation story to the media to lay the groundwork for the real firing a few days later.

I think I got pre-fired today.

Why?

They moved me to a windowless office in the basement.

pre-fire by Shuaman September 24, 2018

toad chode 

A short penis with a large head resembling Toad from Mario Kart, a la Stormy Daniels and a certain Donald J. Trump.

How was your date last night?

Awful. He has toad chode. I was gagging.

Deal breaker.

toad chode by Shuaman September 19, 2018

the poo on your shoe 

Like a turd on your kicks, something that must be scraped off or gotten rid of.

We broke up but we're still going to be friends.

Puh-lease, you're doing half of accounts receivable already, she's just the poo on your shoe.

the poo on your shoe by Shuaman September 19, 2018

x

To commit murder. Short for execute.

G be skimming.

Then x that mu'afucka, yo.

x by Shuaman September 13, 2018

girl garden 

The mons pubis of a woman.

Going out with Tony on Saturday.

That's your third date. You made an appointment to take care of your girl garden?

Hellz yeah, it's like Chewbacca moved into my pants.

girl garden by Shuaman September 9, 2018

bum bugler 

1. Someone who likes to give rim jobs.

2. Someone who rips out the wet ones.

I'm dating Tony now.

I'd think about getting your ass bleached, if I were you, heard he's a right bum bugler.

I wouldn't sit behind Jeff, he's a bit of a bum bugler that one.

bum bugler by Shuaman September 6, 2018

trump diet 

Eating Micky D's and KFC while watching Fox News.

What's with all the fast food and Fox News on the TV?

I'm on the Trump diet.

trump diet by Shuaman September 6, 2018