Shuaman's definitions

Stick piece

A bimbo or floozy.

Who's the stick piece?

Dunno, won her in a card game.

by Shuaman March 16, 2021

Covid jumping

Going from place to place to avoid infection hot spots or government lockdowns.

Is Jenna around?

Nah, she's Covid jumping in Europe.

by Shuaman September 20, 2020

Shitty titty bang bang

A sex act where the male takes a dump on a girl's boobs and then proceeds to fuck her tits, using said faecal matter as lubricant.

Why did he dump me? Icedocking, wolfbagging, even shitty titty bang bang, I do everything!

by Shuaman May 5, 2020

Covid jumping

Moving from place to place to outrun Covid locksdowns and hotspots.

Is Jenna around?

No, she's Covid jumping in Europe.

by Shuaman October 18, 2020

In the cement

Vintage term for being in prison.

I wouldn't do take that if I were you, you'll end up back in the cement

by Shuaman March 30, 2020

Gunned

To be compromised by something posted on social media a la James Gunn, former director of Guardians of the Galaxy franchise.

Don't post that pic, bro, you'll get me gunned at school, yo!

by Shuaman October 15, 2018

trump diet

Eating Micky D's and KFC while watching Fox News.

What's with all the fast food and Fox News on the TV?

I'm on the Trump diet.

by Shuaman September 6, 2018