Definitions by Shuaman

Whacktress

Nutjob actress.

How was your date with the whacktress?
Awful, we just ran lines all night.

Whacktress by Shuaman November 9, 2018

Holing 

To be ass fucked.

See the game last night?

Ach, we took a proper holing, didn't we?

Holing by Shuaman November 8, 2018

Schnarfty 

Clever and sneaky.

How did you get here so fast?

Pulled a schnarfty one and got my work to pay for a cab.

Schnarfty by Shuaman November 5, 2018

Runnings 

British expression for business (usually criminal) to take care of.

Wanna come down the pub?

Nah, got runnings to do.

Runnings by Shuaman November 2, 2018

b & c

n. A bitch and cunt.

You know Tonya?

The one who hangs out on the corner? That girl's a b & c, stay clear.

b & c by Shuaman November 2, 2018

Thot housing 

To rip out a wet one and waft it in your girlfriend's face.

Joel farted right in my face today.

Oh girl, once they start thot housing you, it's over.

Thot housing by Shuaman November 2, 2018

froggy gone a courtin' 

A guy with no neck, usually a frat boy type.

What about Jason?

He's a little froggy gone a courtin' for my taste.

froggy gone a courtin' by Shuaman October 29, 2018