Shuaman's definitions

Bowl clinger

A sticky poo which remains firmly glued to the side of the toilet no matter how many times you flush.

That lentil soup we had last night cleaned me out. Just dropped a real bowl clinger.

Gross.

by Shuaman August 21, 2020

Covid jumping

Going from place to place to avoid infection hot spots or government lockdowns.

Is Jenna around?

Nah, she's Covid jumping in Europe.

by Shuaman September 20, 2020

Christed

When a girl you're hitting on tells you she's a Christian.

What happened with that blonde last night?

Got Christed.

Bummer, she had a great rack.

by Shuaman December 15, 2016

Trumping

To root for other people's misfortune in order to profit from it personally.

Do you think Jeff will get fired?

Hope so.
What?

I'm trumping on this one, I've always wanted to fuck his girlfriend.

by Shuaman November 24, 2016

Fire the revulva

Female masturbation.

Coming out tonight?

Nah, gonna smoke some bud, watch some hub and fire the revulva.

by Shuaman March 23, 2019

Starred and feathered

To be given a low rating for a service on uber, yelp or on other apps and social media generally.

Oh dude, my pop-up was a f-ing disaster, I'm getting starred and feathered online.

by Shuaman October 21, 2018

Brown eye opener

Something that arouses or excites a gay dude.

God, David's new outfit is a real brown eye opener!

by Shuaman May 1, 2021