Shitty titty bang bang

A sex act where the male takes a dump on a girl's boobs and then proceeds to fuck her tits, using said faecal matter as lubricant.

Why did he dump me? Icedocking, wolfbagging, even shitty titty bang bang, I do everything!

by Shuaman May 05, 2020

The-Spacey-in-the-facey

To be sexually harassed in the workplace, a la Kevin Spacey.

God, it's my boss asking me out for dinner. Ugh, it's going to be the-Spacey-in-the-facey, isn't it?

The heart and eggplant emojis rather give it away.

by Shuaman October 16, 2018

Fruiting

To take a crap.

Oh damn, I've been fruiting like a nightmare.

Toldya not to eat roadkill.

by Shuaman March 27, 2021

Slo-blo

A slow poke. The oral kind.

Don't be such a slo-blo, Marsha!

Fuck you, cunt.

by Shuaman September 01, 2021

Plopdrop

Taking a revenge shit on your friend's couch or carpet and blaming it on their unruly dog.

Fucking Trev's Pit bull is a nightmare.

Did you plopdrop?
You knows it! Nothing quite as sweet as watching your mate handle your warm turds.

by Shuaman May 12, 2020

I'm done tasting that

To break up with someone.

You still going out with Joey M?

Nah, he's a loser, I'm done tasting that.

by Shuaman October 21, 2018

Joy clamp

A person, usually a woman, who is excessively passive aggressive and controlling. A bit of a downer. Similar to kill joy.

What do you think of Roy's new girlfriend?

Pretty but a bit of a joy clamp.

Coming out for a drink?
No, I've been joy clamped.

by Shuaman September 01, 2012