girl garden

The mons pubis of a woman.

Going out with Tony on Saturday.

That's your third date. You made an appointment to take care of your girl garden?

Hellz yeah, it's like Chewbacca moved into my pants.

by Shuaman September 09, 2018

Mollusk

Derogatory term for Elon Musk.

The Mollusk wants to go to the moon now.

Twitter is getting mollusked!

by Shuaman June 06, 2022

Phizog

The face. British. Derived from physiognomy.

Bastard punched me right in the phizog.

by Shuaman June 11, 2021

crunk hole

The mouth, i.e. where you put the booze or drugs that gets you crunked.

Get that cosmo down your crunk hole and let's go to the party!

by Shuaman November 11, 2018

Foodie call

A person who goes out on dates with the sole purpose of getting a free dinner.

I'm going out with Julie tonight.
It's a foodie call, dude, she's got a boyfriend.

by Shuaman June 27, 2019

Starred and feathered

To be given a low rating for a service on uber, yelp or on other apps and social media generally.

Oh dude, my pop-up was a f-ing disaster, I'm getting starred and feathered online.

by Shuaman October 21, 2018

Doxy Curl

A single ringlet of hair by the ear which look likes the payot of an Orthodox Jew.

Nice hair do, girl, and you got the doxy curl and everything.

by Shuaman August 22, 2016