What's the go?

What's up? What's happening?

What's the go? Are you coming here or are we meeting there?

by Shuaman September 26, 2019

Short Arm Shifty

The act of masturbation.

Sorry I'm late, stopped for a quick short arm shifty in the car.

by Shuaman June 16, 2023

Ass harp

Suck the asshole, stretch the dick and twang them balls, you be playing the ass harp, yo!

What's the matter?

I'm a little tender, Amy was playing the ass harp again last night!

by Shuaman December 31, 2020

Schnarfty

Clever and sneaky.

How did you get here so fast?

Pulled a schnarfty one and got my work to pay for a cab.

by Shuaman November 05, 2018

Ceramic samurai

'Oohing' and 'aahing' when doing a spicy poo.

Man that curry we had last night was hot, I was a ceramic samurai this morning.

by Shuaman November 20, 2018

Muthapukka

Excellent or first class. Variation on the Anglo-Indian word 'pukka,' which means genuine or very good. British.

Simon's new motor is well pukka.

It's not just pukka, it's muthapukka!

by Shuaman November 11, 2018

Hotloaf

To defecate on someone.

I'm down with the brown, love to hotloaf them titties, yo!

by Shuaman July 10, 2020