toad chode

A short penis with a large head resembling Toad from Mario Kart, a la Stormy Daniels and a certain Donald J. Trump.

How was your date last night?

Awful. He has toad chode. I was gagging.

Deal breaker.

by Shuaman September 19, 2018

Onan the Barbarian

Someone who masturbates a lot.

You rubbing one out again?

I know, I'm Onan the Barbarian right now.

by Shuaman November 01, 2020

Plopdrop

Taking a revenge shit on your friend's couch or carpet and blaming it on their unruly dog.

Fucking Trev's Pit bull is a nightmare.

Did you plopdrop?
You knows it! Nothing quite as sweet as watching your mate handle your warm turds.

by Shuaman May 12, 2020

bunt

To have a fling or non-serious affair.

I'm not ready to date, I just broke up with Julie.

You need to bunt, dude, get back in the game.

by Shuaman October 03, 2018

comey notes

Making detailed reports on weird or untruthful encounters for later use.

C'mon baby, you're imagining it.

Shut the fuck up, asshole, I've got the Comey notes.

by Shuaman May 17, 2017

Winnie

To take a dump, after Winnie the Pooh.

Let's go.

Give me five, got to take a Winnie.

by Shuaman February 01, 2020

you knows it, I grows it

An expression of emphatic agreement.

Coming to the party tonight, playa?

You knows it, I grows it!

by Shuaman October 02, 2018