Shmick ticker's definitions

ChurDirps

Someone who prevents ppl using ppls family members to steal money for them to pay for shiny blue spandex pants cos they shit in their last pair and split them doing a cartwheel and jazz hands

Dat churdirps had duh best seat in duh house cos of duh vip status dat churdirps get automatically when they do a job they don’t wanna do to make wholesome activities less of a nightmare for good people

by Shmick ticker July 3, 2022

Money

Criminal slang for A virus that makes you do things only for the money.

Bro she’s a fridge bro ‘nah bro she just got the money don’t take it personal’

by Shmick ticker October 1, 2022

Kayak

Someone who has no drugs to sell

That kayaks paddling along without selling any legs to anyone bobbing up and down like a tea bag do try it

by Shmick ticker May 19, 2022

Revulva

A weapon used to steal your money no matter how well you use one

She gonna use that revulva to take the lot bro heads up

by Shmick ticker May 19, 2022

Green and gold

The Green face of ur heaps jealous spiteful mate who has told u before u were getting laid that he often takes a shit in ppls houses while talking to them or at dinner with them because of his disgust at how unfortunate he is and how fortunate your life is. Dw it’s just a fart bro. Don’t interrupt me ya douchebag. Says old green eyed monster poopy pants. Ur so rude bro.

That’s one of the green and gold moments the face of the guy shitting like normal at dinner table , is green , and the gold material he has produced for us out of jealous rage , a truly optimistic outcome created in his act of terrorism at your dinner party. Thereby further solidifying its sustainability.

by Shmick ticker February 21, 2023

Handyman

A dude who is always there when ur horny to kill ur vibe and scare away chicks

Who the fuck is that ? Just a handyman wots the damage pls?

by Shmick ticker February 21, 2023

Grenade

A weapon of mass libido destruction in social terms. Still a wepski worthy of your respect but will probably mean your ultimate sex drive demise if you are not an army veteran who can inspire respect from the most ridiculously violent and aggressive and adversarial attacks that leaves you hacked and bugged like you watch porn but you don’t.

Furk that grenade just ripped me a new one cos , feels like hulks Mrs demanded her own show and he’s settling down while she attacks any dude with safe search disabled on google chrome.

by Shmick ticker February 21, 2023