Shmick ticker's definitions

Green and gold

Is the colours a vegetarian displays when they get hepatitis A from a bad apple.

That green and gold body paint is fucking hot oh wait that’s just a hippie with hepatitis A - FUCK MY LIFE!

by Shmick ticker February 21, 2023

Green and gold

The Green face of ur heaps jealous spiteful mate who has told u before u were getting laid that he often takes a shit in ppls houses while talking to them or at dinner with them because of his disgust at how unfortunate he is and how fortunate your life is. Dw it’s just a fart bro. Don’t interrupt me ya douchebag. Says old green eyed monster poopy pants. Ur so rude bro.

That’s one of the green and gold moments the face of the guy shitting like normal at dinner table , is green , and the gold material he has produced for us out of jealous rage , a truly optimistic outcome created in his act of terrorism at your dinner party. Thereby further solidifying its sustainability.

by Shmick ticker February 21, 2023

Gronk

An innocent and naive stud with an enthusiastic and ambitious outlook who is blissfully unaware of the reason ppl even wanna talk to him or her , has a suspicion it’s those ppl who he should avoid because they take whatever he has and they aren’t friends so he or she cannot build any alliances.

Oi fuck that gronk used to smash me in the ring everyday glad he isn’t still a weapon I can feel more powerful around him now and get revenge

by Shmick ticker February 21, 2023

Bidflatusary

When u get sprayed in duh face with fake compliments

I Accepted a large delivery of bidflatusary from a little green elf wiv curly shoes on today and he only wanted to audit my anus with his penis to cover the costs.

by Shmick ticker February 21, 2023

ChurDirps

Someone who prevents ppl using ppls family members to steal money for them to pay for shiny blue spandex pants cos they shit in their last pair and split them doing a cartwheel and jazz hands

Dat churdirps had duh best seat in duh house cos of duh vip status dat churdirps get automatically when they do a job they don’t wanna do to make wholesome activities less of a nightmare for good people

by Shmick ticker July 3, 2022

Kayak

Someone who has no drugs to sell

That kayaks paddling along without selling any legs to anyone bobbing up and down like a tea bag do try it

by Shmick ticker May 19, 2022

Handyman

A dude who is always there when ur horny to kill ur vibe and scare away chicks

Who the fuck is that ? Just a handyman wots the damage pls?

by Shmick ticker February 21, 2023