Rioters News is a main provider of bad news to the world, along with Gloomberg and also APE News.
Unlike the other news channels, Rioters news provides news only in print/form. Not very useful if you are by5Lexi)
Unlike the other news channels, Rioters news provides news only in print/form. Not very useful if you are by5Lexi)
Richard was totally bummed when Rioters news told him the whole neighbourhood of his vacation home in Florida had been ripped apart by a hurricane.
by Shizuma April 07, 2008
The time-wasting effort by anally retentive persons in searching or formulating algorithms for anagrams
After 3 years of hard work, the researchers could not find an analgram for the phrase "Statue of Liberty"
by Shizuma January 09, 2008
The unceasing questioning of established practices to see if they are in line with internal compliance, ISO standards, laws, etc.
This is usually carried out by accountants who had their personality removed. Another pre-requisite is to be trained by Phil, the Prince of Insufficient Light.
This is usually carried out by accountants who had their personality removed. Another pre-requisite is to be trained by Phil, the Prince of Insufficient Light.
The auditor from the Infernal Audit department brandished his pen and circled out the irregularities in the stationery manifest -- there were 2 pencils short in the inventory, where 10 were recommended.
by Shizuma January 09, 2008
A dedicated news channel to giving people bad news.
It is available in various media, including the Internet, video and television.
It is available in various media, including the Internet, video and television.
Andy sighed as the Gloomberg news anchor read out Friday's employment statistics. More people were unemployed than ever in the last ten years!
by Shizuma April 07, 2008
The bureaucrats (usually men) in the Government who make you go "GAH" every time you have a reasonable request denied because of red tape.
Derived from "government"
Derived from "government"
The Gahmen refused to allow us to carry out urgent repairs on our building until two weeks later because of the mandatory 2 weeks waiting period.
by Shizuma January 31, 2008
A southeast-Asian / southern China (if you can tell the difference) dish of pan-fried noodles with eggs, the nominal amount of vegetables and copious amouts of meat (usually chicken, pork or beef, or dog/cat sometimes if bought in southern China)
It tastes pretty good, which gives rise to the "fun" part of "Hor Fun" (say 'ho fun ).
It tastes pretty good, which gives rise to the "fun" part of "Hor Fun" (say 'ho fun ).
"My gawd what a DISH this is, absolutely the best hor fun I ever had" Bill exclaimed.
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Occassionally lonesome sailors on shore leave after long voyages will prowl the streets looking for hor fun, too.
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Occassionally lonesome sailors on shore leave after long voyages will prowl the streets looking for hor fun, too.
by Shizuma April 03, 2008
Government of Singapore, Incorporated. A shadowy organization of men and women of all races, in non-descript, government-mandated black or grey suits.
Their net worth is unknown, modus operandi mysterious. GIC has recently pumped close to US$9billion into tanking Swiss bank Credit Suisse, in exchange for convertible notes.
GIC has started being more 'transparent' of late, showing the public some facets of itself.
Their net worth is unknown, modus operandi mysterious. GIC has recently pumped close to US$9billion into tanking Swiss bank Credit Suisse, in exchange for convertible notes.
GIC has started being more 'transparent' of late, showing the public some facets of itself.
"Oh ho! Your bank is failing, mate?" The Australian bank CEO was surprised at the shadow the man in grey suit and sunglasses cast over his supine body on the beach.
Despite the unseasonably hot weather, the man was barely perspiring.
"THE GIC is going to make you an offer you can't refuse..." the man said.
Despite the unseasonably hot weather, the man was barely perspiring.
"THE GIC is going to make you an offer you can't refuse..." the man said.
by Shizuma April 07, 2008