The unceasing questioning of established practices to see if they are in line with internal compliance, ISO standards, laws, etc.
This is usually carried out by accountants who had their personality removed. Another pre-requisite is to be trained by Phil, the Prince of Insufficient Light.
This is usually carried out by accountants who had their personality removed. Another pre-requisite is to be trained by Phil, the Prince of Insufficient Light.
The auditor from the Infernal Audit department brandished his pen and circled out the irregularities in the stationery manifest -- there were 2 pencils short in the inventory, where 10 were recommended.
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Where Godzilla has incredible strength, Mozilla itself is frequently frustrated by websites designed only for the dreaded Internet Explorer.
Currently Mozilla has a disowned child: the Seamonkey, which split from it while they were living together as a big happy family with Godzilla and Mozilla.
Where Godzilla has incredible strength, Mozilla itself is frequently frustrated by websites designed only for the dreaded Internet Explorer.
Currently Mozilla has a disowned child: the Seamonkey, which split from it while they were living together as a big happy family with Godzilla and Mozilla.
I was surfing the information superhighway safely and happily with Mozilla when *bang*, I slammed into a website designed only for Internet Explorer. Immediately, I left in disgust
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This goal is usually carried out without actually expanding the employee's capabilities, but by either raising workload or lowering wages instead.
This goal is usually carried out without actually expanding the employee's capabilities, but by either raising workload or lowering wages instead.
The Inhuman Resource department directed the serf to the production line, where she would spend 10 hours a day inserting microchips into the circuit boards.
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It is available in various media, including the Internet, video and television.
It is available in various media, including the Internet, video and television.
Andy sighed as the Gloomberg news anchor read out Friday's employment statistics. More people were unemployed than ever in the last ten years!
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"Charlie one five, Zulu four zero, no duff message, Zimmerman is down, Zimmerman is down"
"Zulu four zero, charlie one five, medic on the way"
"Zulu four zero, charlie one five, medic on the way"
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Derived from "government"
Derived from "government"
The Gahmen refused to allow us to carry out urgent repairs on our building until two weeks later because of the mandatory 2 weeks waiting period.
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However these clients usually end up on the wrong end of the said service.
However these clients usually end up on the wrong end of the said service.
I just saw Amy, she just got off the phone with her stockbroker, her face said it all -- she was totally stockbroken.
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