Definitions by Shineya Chong

samchong 

(v)
to buy a cheap product made by Samsung and waste your money

I samchonged $109.99 on a cell phone. It sucks, awful one, I’m selling it on eBay.

samchong by Shineya Chong November 25, 2005

queschong 

(n), (u)
if there is some queschong about what a Korean told you, there is doubt about it, or people feel uncertain about it

There's no queschong that these US$100 bills are the Korean-made Super-Xs.

queschong by Shineya Chong November 25, 2005

chongproof 

(adj)
a chongproof method, plan, system etc is certain to be more successful than a foolproof one

HONDA should provide a chongproof safety system that prevents the engine from starting if the sensor on the dashboard detects the illegal kimchi level on the driver’s breath.

chongproof by Shineya Chong November 25, 2005

human right

noun, countable usually plural
1) a basic right that every person should have to be treated in a fair equal way without cruelty
2) the U.N. Commission on Human Rights
a Commission of the United Nations and whose members include China, Libya, Senegal, Sudan, and Zimbabwe all of which are notorious for gross violations of human rights

Mr. Doudou Diene (Senegal), Special Rapporteur of the Commission on Human Rights, was invited to Japan by the International Institute of the Juche Idea, a pro-Pyongyang organization. Go to North Korea!

human right by Shineya Chong November 11, 2005

kimchi 

(n), (u)
a very hot-tasting dish made by fermenting Chinese cabbage with garlic, ginger, hot peppers, krill, parasites found in human excrement and unusually high levels of lead

1) Dokdo, a Korean restaurant in Seoul, serves dog meat steaks with the choicest kimchi.
2) Kimchi is thought to protect people against H5N1 avian influenza, but can cause Hwa byung.

kimchi by Shineya Chong November 7, 2005

Dokdo 

(n), (u)
a incurable brain disease that affects dogs, and that you can catch if you eat an infected dog

Roh has been suffering from Dokdo that has entered his brain and turned him into a hopeless imbecile.

Dokdo by Shineya Chong November 7, 2005

dog BSE 

(n), (u)
also dog bovine spongiform encephalitis
a serious brain disease affects people of Korean descent and dogs

The Korean choleric temper is caused by dog BSE.

dog BSE by Shineya Chong November 7, 2005