The opposite of terminally online. It means someone who spends little to no time on the internet, typically because they have better things to do.
Turner is terminally offline. He has never used Reddit or TikTok before, doesn’t know what skibidi toilet is, has a healthy set of hobbies, is happily married, and is active in the church.
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Sleepy: I was supposed to arrive at work at 7:45 but wasn’t even awake until 8.
Doc: You could always try polyalarmory, you know.
Doc: You could always try polyalarmory, you know.
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Get the Consume product mug.Oversimplified political thought that revolves around putting people into arbitrary “boxes” based on perceived political identity, rather than trying to understand each individual’s personal beliefs.
Spelled with 2 x’s to help distinguish “boxing” (left hook, right hook) from “boxxing” (left wing, right wing). First appeared in an Alex Hexagon video.
Spelled with 2 x’s to help distinguish “boxing” (left hook, right hook) from “boxxing” (left wing, right wing). First appeared in an Alex Hexagon video.
An example of “boxxing”:
Shepherd believes that men and women have unique abilities and personality traits from birth, and that while both are of equal value, gender roles in society should reflect these differences rather than trying to force men to be women or vice versa. He goes into the “conservative” box.
Andrew believes that women offer nothing of value to men other than sexual gratification, and that men should never invite them into their lives. He goes into the “conservative” box despite having absolutely nothing in common with Shepherd.
Marianne, a self-identified progressive, boxxes the two together and cannot see the difference between the two, despite there being nothing but difference. If you want to be able to have debates with people, you need to learn to think outside the box.
Shepherd believes that men and women have unique abilities and personality traits from birth, and that while both are of equal value, gender roles in society should reflect these differences rather than trying to force men to be women or vice versa. He goes into the “conservative” box.
Andrew believes that women offer nothing of value to men other than sexual gratification, and that men should never invite them into their lives. He goes into the “conservative” box despite having absolutely nothing in common with Shepherd.
Marianne, a self-identified progressive, boxxes the two together and cannot see the difference between the two, despite there being nothing but difference. If you want to be able to have debates with people, you need to learn to think outside the box.
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Get the Shlad mug.A so-called “Chinese restaurant” where almost everything on the entire menu is fried. The owner of a Frynese place is rarely ever actually Chinese, nor are the majority of the clientele.
If you don’t mind getting the runs afterwards, you can find Frynese restaurants in virtually any town, regardless of size. Their menu consists of fried pork, fried chicken, fried beef, fried fish, fried shrimp, fried squid, fried vegetables for those trying to eat healthy, fried rice, and fried fries. The only clue that this is even supposed to be a Chinese restaurant is that they have soy sauce and sweet and sour sauce instead of ketchup and mayo. The menu probably isn’t even in Mandarin. And a fortune cookie which they’d fry if they could.
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On top of that, the hood obstructs your vision because of its sheer size, the car is difficult to turn, and the sheer weight of the car makes it slow to stop, so avoiding obstacles is difficult in a kiddie squisher.
On top of that, the hood obstructs your vision because of its sheer size, the car is difficult to turn, and the sheer weight of the car makes it slow to stop, so avoiding obstacles is difficult in a kiddie squisher.
Anyone who drives a kiddie squisher like a Ford F-150 or a Chevy Silverado is clearly compensating for something.
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