Interpathic

Knowing what someone is going to do on the Internet before they do it.

Jane: Julia is going to blog about her phone conversation with Nick, Rex is going to read it and comment, and then all hell will break loose.

Jim: How the hell do you know that?

Jane: I told you. I'm interpathic.

by Shelley McIntyre April 11, 2008

shunglasses

Sunglasses that someone keeps on at inappropriate times, such as during a group lunch or dinner, while talking with one person about a serious topic, or in any indoor venue. One wears shunglasses to shut out other people.

Amit: Something's bothering me that I want to talk to you about.
Soren: Ya man, shoot.
Amit: Take off your goddamned shunglasses, asshole. This is serious.

by Shelley McIntyre October 15, 2008

Angiopasta

A pasta dish so rich and fattening that it will require you to have a coronary angioplasty when you are finished eating.

Boy: Oooh they have penne with gorgonzola alfredo sauce. I'm getting that.

Girl: Easy with the angiopasta, fatty.

by Shelley McIntyre December 31, 2007

Trophy skeleton

A statuesque and exceedingly thin woman who accompanies a narcissistic, divorced, or unconfident man on outings. Like arm candy, but with plastic surgery and gold heels. She will never be his trophy wife, however. That's not how she rolls.

-Hey, is Doug's divorce final yet?

-Yeah, and he's bringing his new trophy skeleton to the club tonight. She's gotta be a foot taller than he is.

by Shelley McIntyre December 31, 2007

Devo

A male diva. A guy who invites attention and drama where none belong.

All I'm trying to do is get five guys together for beers, and they're all being a bunch of devos.

by Shelley McIntyre December 31, 2007

inconvenience charge

Slang for "convenience charge," the fee that Ticketmaster/Ticketbastard adds to your ticket price to cover their overhead, labor costs, and hosting bills.

Her: Hang on, this show is only 20 bucks. Why the hell is my credit card about to be charged $32.50??

Him: Yeah, that would be the inconvenience charge. Bastards.

by Shelley McIntyre April 30, 2008

courtesy reboot

The courtesy reboot occurs when you are using your computer for a time-sensitive purpose, such as writing a report or making a presentation in a meeting. Without notice or even a BSOD, your screen blanks out and your computer reboots. On restart you frequently receive a cheery "update installed!" message, which makes your blood boil.

Presenter: Now let's take a look at the FY09 budget numbers, which we need submit in the next 20 minutes.

(Screen blanks out)

Attendee: Looks like you're going to have to wait for that courtesy reboot first, pal.

by Shelley McIntyre April 30, 2008