Formally one of the most kickass pickup trucks until Toyota decided to get rid of their pussy killing V8 engines to a pansy ass twin turbo V6 that has only 8 more horsepower than the V8 did and having worse gas mileage while towing shit too. Plus the two previous generations were a lot more dependable too. Obviously because THEY ARE FUCKING TOYOTAS! The new Tundras don't really feel like a real Toyota Tundra. It's pretty disappointing I'll tell you that much. But back then though, they could literally hold up at least three times as long as any other truck that's made on this planet. Shit! It could even outlast any late 90s and/or early 2000s Ford F-Series pickup truck! The Tundras were made to last within a million generations and there's no regrets for that whatsoever! So since there's plenty of used Tundras around from 2000-2021, GET ONE NOW! You'll be happy about it if you're not a gas mileage psychopath!
New Toyota Tundra owner: Dude! My new Tundra kicks ass man! I bet it'll be better because it's new and yours suck!
Me: How does it suck? Mine has about 600k miles with the original V8 engine and transmission and it's still running like it only has 50k! So jokes on you about that!
New Toyota Tundra owner: Oh, that sucks, I won't be surprised if it breaks downs because it's a piece of shit! I think you should get rid of it!
Me: GET RID OF IT?! Bitch, it'll outlast you're stupid ass! Watch my badass truck have at least a billion miles within the next 50 years with the original badass V8 and badass 6 speed Aisin transmission too! Don't believe me? Watch!
50 years later.......
"As we see on the news, it is January 14th of 2072 and what we got here is a 2018 Toyota Tundra with 1,000,420,069 miles on it! It has the original 5.7L V8 and it's original transmission too! Oh my gosh, this should hit the Guinness world record of the most longest lasting truck in the whole entire world! How can it last that long?!!!
Me: "Take care of it and just remember to buy shit that's dependable as this truck!"
New Toyota Tundra owner: ("Kills himself because he thought I was wrong about my truck")
To be continued with my billion mile Tundra.......
Me: How does it suck? Mine has about 600k miles with the original V8 engine and transmission and it's still running like it only has 50k! So jokes on you about that!
New Toyota Tundra owner: Oh, that sucks, I won't be surprised if it breaks downs because it's a piece of shit! I think you should get rid of it!
Me: GET RID OF IT?! Bitch, it'll outlast you're stupid ass! Watch my badass truck have at least a billion miles within the next 50 years with the original badass V8 and badass 6 speed Aisin transmission too! Don't believe me? Watch!
50 years later.......
"As we see on the news, it is January 14th of 2072 and what we got here is a 2018 Toyota Tundra with 1,000,420,069 miles on it! It has the original 5.7L V8 and it's original transmission too! Oh my gosh, this should hit the Guinness world record of the most longest lasting truck in the whole entire world! How can it last that long?!!!
Me: "Take care of it and just remember to buy shit that's dependable as this truck!"
New Toyota Tundra owner: ("Kills himself because he thought I was wrong about my truck")
To be continued with my billion mile Tundra.......
by Shb99 December 01, 2022
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The cities and towns in Clark County, Nevada are:
Las Vegas
North Las Vegas
Henderson
Boulder City
Mesquite
Summerlin
Paradise
Enterprise
Whitney
Sunrise Manor
Primm
Laughlin
Moapa Valley
Goodsprings
Sandy Valley
Mountain Springs
Searchlight
Overton
Glendale
Bunkerville
Mt. Charleston
Indian Springs
Blue Diamond
Jean
Nelson
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Area codes in this country are 702 and 725
The cities and towns in Clark County, Nevada are:
Las Vegas
North Las Vegas
Henderson
Boulder City
Mesquite
Summerlin
Paradise
Enterprise
Whitney
Sunrise Manor
Primm
Laughlin
Moapa Valley
Goodsprings
Sandy Valley
Mountain Springs
Searchlight
Overton
Glendale
Bunkerville
Mt. Charleston
Indian Springs
Blue Diamond
Jean
Nelson
Cal-nev-ari
Area codes in this country are 702 and 725
by Shb99 March 17, 2022
Get the Clark County, Nevada mug.The Hyundai Equus is an overlooked luxury vehicle that has been around for a while until it had been renamed the Genesis G90 in 2017. The first generation was released in 1999 and it hasn't been marketed to the United States until the second generation had been released in 2009. For a Korean made vehicle, it's too luxurious to be a Hyundai! No wonder they didn't badge the vehicle with it's Hyundai logo! But hey, if you wanna get a good deal (pretty much) on a luxurious sedan with a shit ton of bells and whistles along with a nice size V8, this is you're best bet!
"Man, the Hyundai Equus is so bitchin! But truthfully, I'd rather have the Genesis sedan since the Equus is way too much for me! I love the Equus, don't get me wrong! But I wouldn't picture myself driving that car at all, lol!
by Shb99 August 04, 2022
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"Damn bro, I gotta pee man! Where's the perfect pit stop?!"
No worries, we'll stop by Searchlight, NV and get some McDonald's and have their employees do a shitty job since they hate working in this town!
No worries, we'll stop by Searchlight, NV and get some McDonald's and have their employees do a shitty job since they hate working in this town!
by Shb99 March 17, 2021
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Dude! You gotta check out Skeletal Remains! They're fucking awesome! It's pretty rare these days to find true death metal that has an old fashioned style like all other death metal bands in the 90s! Check them out now! You'll never regret listening to them!!!
by Shb99 May 08, 2023
Get the Skeletal Remains mug.The Kia Challenge is one hell of a viral trend on Tik Tok where these dumbfucks without a damn driver's license or barely have any money to afford a car ends up going up to any Hyundai, Kia, and/or Genesis vehicle to break in it and fuck up the whole top chunk behind the steering wheel and use a USB cable to start it up and drive away. Way to go Hyundai! Hopefully by now, that company would make their security systems improve but who knows.
Who in the living fuck would anyone do the Kia Challenge?!!!! Get a damn fucking license to anyone that plans to do this and get a permanent vacation to the gray bar hotel so you won't have to go there, fucking idiots!
by Shb99 August 01, 2022
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Bro! My Kia Stinger is fucking awesome man!
Me: Is it huh? Try out my Toyota Camry TRD!
Bro! You got a Camry that's boring as hell?!! That motherfucker is slow asf! And no turbos too?!!! What a fucking joke!!!
Me: Okay, so you're saying a Camry with a natural aspirated V6 with 300 horsepower can always be put to shame by that Korean pile of junk?!!
Fuck yeah bitch! I got my engine with twin turbos stocked! This fucker will beat your ass, ong!
Me: Okay, have fun sending your car to the junkyard after beating the shit out of your vehicle! Bet ya on anything it won't hit 300k miles huh?
Um... Uhh......
Me: Exactly bitch!
Me: Is it huh? Try out my Toyota Camry TRD!
Bro! You got a Camry that's boring as hell?!! That motherfucker is slow asf! And no turbos too?!!! What a fucking joke!!!
Me: Okay, so you're saying a Camry with a natural aspirated V6 with 300 horsepower can always be put to shame by that Korean pile of junk?!!
Fuck yeah bitch! I got my engine with twin turbos stocked! This fucker will beat your ass, ong!
Me: Okay, have fun sending your car to the junkyard after beating the shit out of your vehicle! Bet ya on anything it won't hit 300k miles huh?
Um... Uhh......
Me: Exactly bitch!
by Shb99 March 15, 2023
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