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Hyundai Equus

The Hyundai Equus is an overlooked luxury vehicle that has been around for a while until it had been renamed the Genesis G90 in 2017. The first generation was released in 1999 and it hasn't been marketed to the United States until the second generation had been released in 2009. For a Korean made vehicle, it's too luxurious to be a Hyundai! No wonder they didn't badge the vehicle with it's Hyundai logo! But hey, if you wanna get a good deal (pretty much) on a luxurious sedan with a shit ton of bells and whistles along with a nice size V8, this is you're best bet!

"Man, the Hyundai Equus is so bitchin! But truthfully, I'd rather have the Genesis sedan since the Equus is way too much for me! I love the Equus, don't get me wrong! But I wouldn't picture myself driving that car at all, lol!

by Shb99 August 4, 2022

Kia Challenge

The Kia Challenge is one hell of a viral trend on Tik Tok where these dumbfucks without a damn driver's license or barely have any money to afford a car ends up going up to any Hyundai, Kia, and/or Genesis vehicle to break in it and fuck up the whole top chunk behind the steering wheel and use a USB cable to start it up and drive away. Way to go Hyundai! Hopefully by now, that company would make their security systems improve but who knows.

Who in the living fuck would anyone do the Kia Challenge?!!!! Get a damn fucking license to anyone that plans to do this and get a permanent vacation to the gray bar hotel so you won't have to go there, fucking idiots!

by Shb99 August 1, 2022

Joe Biden

The (unofficial) 46th president of our country and he's fucked up a lot of shit right now. Some examples are pretty obvious when you see that the gas prices are at least five bucks for one fucking gallon! Also leaving behind some of our troops to be killed by the Taliban and of course..... "Inflation"! Just like what I said about the gas prices, it's not the only thing that has the prices risen up. Cars, groceries, rental homes and apartments, etc. Truthfully if Trump hadn't had his election stolen, this shit about Russia invading Ukraine wouldn't be happening at all and to be honest, I don't care if anyone gets mad about what I'm saying because what's happening right now is seriously getting extremely fucked up. Anyways, I don't know how some people can be so fucking stupid to have someone with early Alzheimer's be in charge of our own damn country! His son is a perv, his wife is a dumbass, and so is Kamala Harris (Biden's vice president). Let's go Brandon! Fuck Joe Biden!

Biden Supporter: "Fuck Donald Trump! He's the reason why our country is fucked up!"

The Smart Person: "Yeah well, look at where we're at now! You don't like him because you claim that he's perverted even though Joe Biden has a fetish on sniffing little girls' hair.

Biden Supporter: "That's not true! He's a great president! If it wasn't for him our economy be fucked up!"

The Smart Person: 'Yeah well it's the other way around lad! Try having an open mind and try to see where we are at you fucking idiot! Fuck Joe Biden you prick!"

by Shb99 March 20, 2022

Clark County, Nevada

Obviously the most populous and well known county out of all of Nevada. Clark County is also pretty overrated as well and all you usually do is gamble your money away, get laid, fight people for no reason, get a hangover, and overdose on many types of drugs at the good old strip of Las Vegas.

The cities and towns in Clark County, Nevada are:
Las Vegas
North Las Vegas
Henderson
Boulder City
Mesquite
Summerlin
Paradise
Enterprise
Whitney
Sunrise Manor
Primm
Laughlin
Moapa Valley
Goodsprings
Sandy Valley
Mountain Springs
Searchlight
Overton
Glendale
Bunkerville
Mt. Charleston
Indian Springs

Blue Diamond

Jean
Nelson
Cal-nev-ari

Area codes in this country are 702 and 725

Hahhh, good old Clark County, Nevada. Good old place to fuck up your life if you ever choose to!

by Shb99 March 17, 2022

Golden Valley, AZ

Golden Valley, AZ is a town nearly 20 minutes west from Kingman and let me tell y'all, this is the shit hole you would not wanna live at! It's been proven that this town is the most fucked up place out of the entire state! Mostly meth heads, rednecks, and prostitutes live in this dump and if you do live here, keep yourself as secure as possible! I'd advise you don't live in Golden Valley anyways. Fuck that place!

Golden Valley, AZ is so garbage, it makes Kingman look as good as Beverly Hills!

by Shb99 March 17, 2022

Drake Bell

Drake Bell. He was only awesome in Drake and Josh. But other than that, he's a complete fucking ass. And now, he's a registered sex offender due to him endangering and grooming a 15 year old girl. What a complete fucking dumbass. His music sucks. His personality makes you wanna punch him in the mouth so many times until he looks like a tweaker. Josh Peck from Drake and Josh wants nothing to do with him and I don't blame him at all. If you still like Drake Bell, then you're just plain old stupid. Just saying.

Drake Bell fan: "OMG! Drake is so hot, his music is so fantastic!"

Me: "Well, how about you go to church and ask God for your forgiveness because you're literally a fan of a fucking sex offender!"

Drake Bell fan: "You're just jealous because he's more nicer and more better looking than you are!"

Me: "Nah, I'm not jealous. He just sucks ass. Maybe if you have a fucking brain then you would for real understand!!"

by Shb99 February 2, 2022

LGBTQ

Liquor, Guns, Bacon, Titties, and Quests to hunt down these fags and shove rebel flags down their throats!!!!
L: Liquor
G: Guns
B: Bacon
T: Titties

Q: Quests to hunt down these fags and shove rebel flags down their throats!!!!

Fuck the LGBTQ community! The only one us smart fellas would fuck with would be truthfully awesome!

by Shb99 December 9, 2021