A town in the desolate part of San Bernardino county. Has the best dispensaries out of the entire tri state area as well. Other than that, there's not that much shit to do, this place is filled with loads of fucking tweakers, and most areas in this town are completely run down. Whatever you do, don't fucking move to this town unless your rich!
by Shb99 August 09, 2021
A shitty sports sedan that's made by one of the most shittiest car companies out there right now. And what I mean by shitty, is that it's quality on the whole car is not there, their transmissions are garbage, and both of their turbocharged 2.0L I4 and 3.3L V6 engines are not strong whatsoever. Even though Hyundai thought about throwing in the 5.0L V8 with a whopping 420 horsepower that was formally used in the Genesis G80 and G90, but with all these dumbass ratings and all other bureaucratic bullshit that's blocking most car companies from making natural aspirated engines, Hyundai decided to ditch the decision and throw in their shitty turbocharged engines that are not as fast as the V8 which I believe was a dumb decision that was made. The Kia Stinger is an awesome looking car, there's no lie about that. But do not, and I mean DO NOT, let the looks fool you! It can be a real pain to maintain these vehicles. Whenever it gets used liberally, everything will wear out like crazy. Just beware everyone. Don't buy a Stinger! Period!
Bro! My Kia Stinger is fucking awesome man!
Me: Is it huh? Try out my Toyota Camry TRD!
Bro! You got a Camry that's boring as hell?!! That motherfucker is slow asf! And no turbos too?!!! What a fucking joke!!!
Me: Okay, so you're saying a Camry with a natural aspirated V6 with 300 horsepower can always be put to shame by that Korean pile of junk?!!
Fuck yeah bitch! I got my engine with twin turbos stocked! This fucker will beat your ass, ong!
Me: Okay, have fun sending your car to the junkyard after beating the shit out of your vehicle! Bet ya on anything it won't hit 300k miles huh?
Um... Uhh......
Me: Exactly bitch!
Me: Is it huh? Try out my Toyota Camry TRD!
Bro! You got a Camry that's boring as hell?!! That motherfucker is slow asf! And no turbos too?!!! What a fucking joke!!!
Me: Okay, so you're saying a Camry with a natural aspirated V6 with 300 horsepower can always be put to shame by that Korean pile of junk?!!
Fuck yeah bitch! I got my engine with twin turbos stocked! This fucker will beat your ass, ong!
Me: Okay, have fun sending your car to the junkyard after beating the shit out of your vehicle! Bet ya on anything it won't hit 300k miles huh?
Um... Uhh......
Me: Exactly bitch!
by Shb99 March 16, 2023
Liquor, Guns, Bacon, Titties, and Quests to hunt down these fags and shove rebel flags down their throats!!!!
L: Liquor
G: Guns
B: Bacon
T: Titties
Q: Quests to hunt down these fags and shove rebel flags down their throats!!!!
L: Liquor
G: Guns
B: Bacon
T: Titties
Q: Quests to hunt down these fags and shove rebel flags down their throats!!!!
by Shb99 December 09, 2021
You know how fucking amazing that concert really was when the underground hardcore punk band "Live Without" had made shit crazily sick! The Denny's Grand Slam has been history's best concert within an abandoned diner chain because, it's just fucking rad man!!!!
"What's up?! What's up?!! What the fuck up is up Denny's?!!"
*Crowd moshing*
"LIIFFFFEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"
The Denny's Grand Slam is so fucking gold! Pure fucking gold!
*Crowd moshing*
"LIIFFFFEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"
The Denny's Grand Slam is so fucking gold! Pure fucking gold!
by Shb99 August 05, 2022
One out of a few death metal bands within these modern shitty days that's brutal as fuck within an old fashioned way. Based out of Whittier, California. With influences like Death, Obituary, Pestilence, Gorguts, etc., This band definitely knows what the fuck they're doing when it comes to making music. Yeah, the band has gone through 10 members already while the frontman and guitarist Chris Monroy is one out of two of the original members of the band, but who gives a fuck! The band has it's original roots from when they first started and it's amazing how they would keep it that way! Skeletal Remains has released four studio albums and soon to record their fifth one anytime this year. Their later material has been played with seven strings as well which makes their shit even more brutal! but again, it's all original roots. No way they're letting themselves go! So if you like old fashioned death metal and looking for a newer band that plays that type of shit, then Skeletal Remains is the perfect band for you! They definitely kick ass no matter what!
Dude! You gotta check out Skeletal Remains! They're fucking awesome! It's pretty rare these days to find true death metal that has an old fashioned style like all other death metal bands in the 90s! Check them out now! You'll never regret listening to them!!!
by Shb99 May 08, 2023
Drake Bell. He was only awesome in Drake and Josh. But other than that, he's a complete fucking ass. And now, he's a registered sex offender due to him endangering and grooming a 15 year old girl. What a complete fucking dumbass. His music sucks. His personality makes you wanna punch him in the mouth so many times until he looks like a tweaker. Josh Peck from Drake and Josh wants nothing to do with him and I don't blame him at all. If you still like Drake Bell, then you're just plain old stupid. Just saying.
Drake Bell fan: "OMG! Drake is so hot, his music is so fantastic!"
Me: "Well, how about you go to church and ask God for your forgiveness because you're literally a fan of a fucking sex offender!"
Drake Bell fan: "You're just jealous because he's more nicer and more better looking than you are!"
Me: "Nah, I'm not jealous. He just sucks ass. Maybe if you have a fucking brain then you would for real understand!!"
Me: "Well, how about you go to church and ask God for your forgiveness because you're literally a fan of a fucking sex offender!"
Drake Bell fan: "You're just jealous because he's more nicer and more better looking than you are!"
Me: "Nah, I'm not jealous. He just sucks ass. Maybe if you have a fucking brain then you would for real understand!!"
by Shb99 February 03, 2022
The Kia Challenge is one hell of a viral trend on Tik Tok where these dumbfucks without a damn driver's license or barely have any money to afford a car ends up going up to any Hyundai, Kia, and/or Genesis vehicle to break in it and fuck up the whole top chunk behind the steering wheel and use a USB cable to start it up and drive away. Way to go Hyundai! Hopefully by now, that company would make their security systems improve but who knows.
Who in the living fuck would anyone do the Kia Challenge?!!!! Get a damn fucking license to anyone that plans to do this and get a permanent vacation to the gray bar hotel so you won't have to go there, fucking idiots!
by Shb99 August 01, 2022