Liquor, Guns, Bacon, Titties, and Quests to hunt down these fags and shove rebel flags down their throats!!!!
L: Liquor
G: Guns
B: Bacon
T: Titties
Q: Quests to hunt down these fags and shove rebel flags down their throats!!!!
L: Liquor
G: Guns
B: Bacon
T: Titties
Q: Quests to hunt down these fags and shove rebel flags down their throats!!!!
by Shb99 December 09, 2021
You know how fucking amazing that concert really was when the underground hardcore punk band "Live Without" had made shit crazily sick! The Denny's Grand Slam has been history's best concert within an abandoned diner chain because, it's just fucking rad man!!!!
"What's up?! What's up?!! What the fuck up is up Denny's?!!"
*Crowd moshing*
"LIIFFFFEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"
The Denny's Grand Slam is so fucking gold! Pure fucking gold!
*Crowd moshing*
"LIIFFFFEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"
The Denny's Grand Slam is so fucking gold! Pure fucking gold!
by Shb99 August 05, 2022
A town almost two hours away from good old Las Vegas. It's very popular for a visitor's town due to some of their casinos and their shitty ass mall as well. The residential area is nowhere as cool as the casino area unless if you're retired and/or choose to live your life away in a desert shit hole four miles west from the casinos and going get shit faced at the Colorado River which cuts through Bullhead City on the Arizona side. If you're a teen or young adult that ever tends to move anywhere in this tri-state area, don't move to Laughlin! Bullhead, Fort Mohave, and/or Lake Havasu would be your best bet.
"Dude!!!! Laughlin, NV is so cool! There casinos are cool too!"
Other person: "Nah, not really, the rez is ass and a few casinos like the Edgewater, Colorado Belle, and the Pioneer aren't the great. Go to the Riverside or Harrah's if you want your life to be awesome!"
Other person: "Nah, not really, the rez is ass and a few casinos like the Edgewater, Colorado Belle, and the Pioneer aren't the great. Go to the Riverside or Harrah's if you want your life to be awesome!"
by Shb99 November 29, 2021
A town in the desolate part of San Bernardino county. Has the best dispensaries out of the entire tri state area as well. Other than that, there's not that much shit to do, this place is filled with loads of fucking tweakers, and most areas in this town are completely run down. Whatever you do, don't fucking move to this town unless your rich!
by Shb99 August 09, 2021
The Hyundai Genesis was one of the most badass vehicles that Hyundai made until they fucked up in 2012 by adding a shitty 8 speed automatic and adding gasoline direct injected in both of their V6 and V8 engines as well. It is the first rear wheel drive vehicle that Hyundai has ever made. As when it was released in 2009, the V6 model had about 290 horsepower with an estimate of 264 pound feet of torque while being connected to an Aisin 6 speed automatic transmission (which are truthfully one of the best transmissions ever made) and the V8 model had about 378 horsepower with an estimate of 333 pound feet of torque while being connected to a ZF 6 speed automatic (very dependable but the Aisin is hell of a lot better). Both engines from the first few years of the Genesis were Multi Port Injected too and it tends to be a lot more dependable than the ones with the gasoline direct injection. So if you'd like to get a vehicle that's like a Lexus but hell of a lot cheaper, the Hyundai Genesis would be your best bet. But if it's from 2012 and onward, good luck dealing with all the problems it has on it! But if it's from 2009-11, you're definitely lucky and smart enough to not get one of those later models!
Mercedes Benz Owner: "Fucking aye man, my car is so badass! I be getting chicks 24/7 because of this!"
Hyundai Genesis owner: "Hold by beer dude, my 2009 model is not that luxurious as yours, but at least it can last at least 300k miles unlike your car that's newer than mine!"
Mercedes Benz Owner: "BuT wHeRe Da CHicKs aT?! ThAt CaR iS hEllA uNaTtRaCtiVe, HyUnDai GeT yA nO biTcHeS! And nah bitch, my Mercedes is better! Already told ya my reason!"
Hyundai Genesis owner: "I don't need attraction, I just want strong dependability and a badass vehicle that would put yours to shame! Wait till I straight pipe my car with the V8 it has in this, you'll be kissing my feet as soon as I cut off them muffs, cats, and resonators before turning the engine on!🔥"
Hyundai Genesis owner: "Hold by beer dude, my 2009 model is not that luxurious as yours, but at least it can last at least 300k miles unlike your car that's newer than mine!"
Mercedes Benz Owner: "BuT wHeRe Da CHicKs aT?! ThAt CaR iS hEllA uNaTtRaCtiVe, HyUnDai GeT yA nO biTcHeS! And nah bitch, my Mercedes is better! Already told ya my reason!"
Hyundai Genesis owner: "I don't need attraction, I just want strong dependability and a badass vehicle that would put yours to shame! Wait till I straight pipe my car with the V8 it has in this, you'll be kissing my feet as soon as I cut off them muffs, cats, and resonators before turning the engine on!🔥"
by Shb99 November 17, 2022
One out of a few death metal bands within these modern shitty days that's brutal as fuck within an old fashioned way. Based out of Whittier, California. With influences like Death, Obituary, Pestilence, Gorguts, etc., This band definitely knows what the fuck they're doing when it comes to making music. Yeah, the band has gone through 10 members already while the frontman and guitarist Chris Monroy is one out of two of the original members of the band, but who gives a fuck! The band has it's original roots from when they first started and it's amazing how they would keep it that way! Skeletal Remains has released four studio albums and soon to record their fifth one anytime this year. Their later material has been played with seven strings as well which makes their shit even more brutal! but again, it's all original roots. No way they're letting themselves go! So if you like old fashioned death metal and looking for a newer band that plays that type of shit, then Skeletal Remains is the perfect band for you! They definitely kick ass no matter what!
Dude! You gotta check out Skeletal Remains! They're fucking awesome! It's pretty rare these days to find true death metal that has an old fashioned style like all other death metal bands in the 90s! Check them out now! You'll never regret listening to them!!!
by Shb99 May 08, 2023
Drake Bell. He was only awesome in Drake and Josh. But other than that, he's a complete fucking ass. And now, he's a registered sex offender due to him endangering and grooming a 15 year old girl. What a complete fucking dumbass. His music sucks. His personality makes you wanna punch him in the mouth so many times until he looks like a tweaker. Josh Peck from Drake and Josh wants nothing to do with him and I don't blame him at all. If you still like Drake Bell, then you're just plain old stupid. Just saying.
Drake Bell fan: "OMG! Drake is so hot, his music is so fantastic!"
Me: "Well, how about you go to church and ask God for your forgiveness because you're literally a fan of a fucking sex offender!"
Drake Bell fan: "You're just jealous because he's more nicer and more better looking than you are!"
Me: "Nah, I'm not jealous. He just sucks ass. Maybe if you have a fucking brain then you would for real understand!!"
Me: "Well, how about you go to church and ask God for your forgiveness because you're literally a fan of a fucking sex offender!"
Drake Bell fan: "You're just jealous because he's more nicer and more better looking than you are!"
Me: "Nah, I'm not jealous. He just sucks ass. Maybe if you have a fucking brain then you would for real understand!!"
by Shb99 February 03, 2022