Shawn E.'s definitions

Clash, The

the single most badass band ever

All bow to the Clash! Noone can step to London Calling, The Clash, Sandanista, and Combat Rock!

by Shawn E. April 16, 2003

Windows ME

The most God-awful OS a hard drive will ever be subject to. Any hard drive worth the silicon in its circuits will commit suicide uponbeing asked to hold this operating system within it.

Thank you computer. You crashed, saving my eyes from the blinding crappiness that is Windows ME.

by Shawn E. April 15, 2003

Fast and the Furious

movie I'll watch but never buy or rent with my own money.

The movie's alright as long as you're watching for free so you don't have to beat yourself up over the transparent plot.

by Shawn E. June 24, 2003

craptastic

the very opposite of fantastic; something with no redeeming value whatsoever

Getting castrated with a rusty spork is very craptastic.

by Shawn E. April 17, 2003

hal

short for HAL 9000, the killer computer from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Some Dude: I'm gonna wrtie a better definition, HAL.
Me: I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

by Shawn E. June 23, 2003

Boston Buzzcut

another in the UD line of mullet synonyms.

Finnegan and Sully have dueling Boston Buzzcuts.

by Shawn E. April 14, 2003

Pittsburgh Perm

Yet another mullet synonym. If you don't know what a mullet is, you have no business living in the Western Hemisphere.

Good God, look at Steve! He's gone beyond the Missouri Compromise and grown a Pittsburgh Perm

by Shawn E. April 14, 2003