Shawn E.'s definitions
Signs of a rice rocket:
1) Came with a 4 banger
2) Now "tricked" out
3) Uses laughing gas to go faster, which is ironic seeing as how the whole idea is a joke
4) Gay writing on the windshield. This is usually the drivers' name in Olde English (just in case they forgot their name during the run) or the brand of car they run (just in case you couldn't tell under all the body kits and stickers)
5) Gets smoked on the quarter-mile by an 80-year old Jewish woman driving a Continental.
1) Came with a 4 banger
2) Now "tricked" out
3) Uses laughing gas to go faster, which is ironic seeing as how the whole idea is a joke
4) Gay writing on the windshield. This is usually the drivers' name in Olde English (just in case they forgot their name during the run) or the brand of car they run (just in case you couldn't tell under all the body kits and stickers)
5) Gets smoked on the quarter-mile by an 80-year old Jewish woman driving a Continental.
Fast and the Furious was a good movie until I realized, to my horror, that I paid money to watch it.
by Shawn E. June 11, 2003
Get the rice rocketmug. title picked by MTV to somehow foist the public into buying the concept that 7 strangers living in a house rent-free for months on end is somehow real.
by Shawn E. July 14, 2003
Get the real worldmug. an island nation in Africa whose only useful contributions to the planet are lemur monkeys and Freddy Mercury.
by Shawn E. April 23, 2003
Get the Madagascarmug. 
Get the fox newsmug. group who follows Hulk Hogan; usually 30 year olds who still remember when they were 10 and loved Hulk Hogan.
Hulkamaniacs should realize that now that Hulk has laid off the juice he has deflated, which only accentuates his man-boobs.
by Shawn E. April 21, 2003
Get the Hulkamaniacmug. by Shawn E. April 17, 2003
Get the craptasticmug. by Shawn E. June 23, 2003
Get the halmug.