Shawn B.'s definitions

fake Christian

A person who acts in a disgustingly sanctimonious manner one minute and acts like a total ho the next. Can be said of both genders and all races.

Hoochie Girl...one minute, she's rattling off Bible verses; the next, she's trying to shake her stretch mark-laden backside in any and every guys face.

by Shawn B. October 28, 2003

WingZero

The Gundam piloted by Heero Yuy on Gundam Wing.

Heero's Wing Zero could trash any of those crappy Leos any day!

by Shawn B. April 29, 2003

Jolteon

A female gym teacher at TTHS; so named because of her short, skinny figure, spiky blond/brown hair, and disturbing level of hyperactivity. Rumored to be a man, but there is no way to tell if this is true...

Jolteon drives a big SUV and a BMW convertible. Go, Jolteon!

by Shawn B. December 1, 2003

unbeweavable

Too much cheap weave; nearly always seen on Project Pekingeses and bustdowns.

LaWieasha is unbeweavable! That girl has ten different colors of weave in her hair! She should know better than that.

by Shawn B. April 17, 2003

Jigen

Lupin the 3rd's answer to Jet Black; he is the sharpshooter of the group and he kind of bosses everyone else around.

Jigen owns!

by Shawn B. June 4, 2003

lardbutt

A very fat person with a big, jiggly butt.

-I don't wanna leave my food out.
-Why?
-Because lardbutt over there might eat it.

by Shawn B. March 28, 2003

Hater

A person that is not happy for someone else's success.
Alternative pronunciation: h8t-er

Stop being a hater just because Shawn has a good job, a sexy husband and a slammin' ride...while you're still in the ghetto with the 12 kids you had by 12 different men.

by Shawn B. March 29, 2003