rebel

Somebody who deliberately breaks the rules just so everyone else thinks its cool; usually seen getting high in an abandoned washroom/broom closet or at the mall.

That rebel's trying too hard: he should just start back dressing like a Backstreet Boys reject.

by Shawn B. May 02, 2003

fart-chirps

The farting, chirp-like sounds that are made by parakeets when they talk to one another. May often include clicks or squeaks as well.

Frenchie and Mr. Cheeks always do their little fart-chirps at night; it's funny to listen to while I'm studying or doing my toenails (if this doesn't prove once and for all that I'm FEMALE, I don't know what will!). Plus it's more original than the crap 50 spews out over the radio.

by Shawn B. December 12, 2003

Gumjob

A repair done with nothing but a wad of chewing gum or bubble gum

A- Oh, no! I broke my mother's priceless Ming Vase! She's gonna kill me!
B- *spits out a big blob of Trident* Make way, for I must perform a gumjob.
*Fixes vase while A watches, dumbfounded*
A- Wow, that was awesome! She'll never be able to tell I broke it! Thanks!
B-Don't thank me, thank the gumjob...

by Shawn B. August 01, 2003

kids these days

Phrase uttered by parents and some teenagers who grew up in the late 80s-early 90s when a Spoiled Brat starts to do what he or she does best.

Spoiled Brat- I don't wanna go home! I want to go to Burger King! *proceeds to throw a huge tantrum*
Brat's Mom- Now, sweetie, you know we can't go to Burger King; we're on a budget....
Spoiled Brat- SHUT UP!!!!!!!! I WANT BURGER KING!!!!! *continues to whine and cry and kicks down a display* GIMME BURGER KING!!!!!!
Me- Kids these days....what little brats.

by Shawn B. May 31, 2003

score

How many points you have so far in a game or sport.

Announcer Dude- We are at the 23rd Annual Archery Contest. The Undefeated Champion, Shawn B., is going against Monkeylegs McSlaughsson for the Pallas Trophy. The score now is 36-8, with Shawn B. in the lead.......

by Shawn B. May 09, 2003

Bees In The Soup

People/things that just get in your way or cause trouble instead of actually serving a purpose in life.

A textbook for a gym class is just a bee in the soup...

by Shawn B. June 04, 2003

morning glory

The state of awakening after having an extremely good (usually sex-related) dream, in which the body is extra- sensitive to ordinary phenomena and everything just seems perfect for once. Can occur with both sexes but the effects are much more noticeable (and appreciated) with females. This effect usually only lasts for 5-10 minutes after awakening, so enjoy it.

I can never enjoy my morning glory because my younger brother or mom is always coming in at the wrong time.....

by Shawn B. October 13, 2003