Definitions by Shawn B.

superfag 

He has three women going through menopause trapped inside his body, which explains his effeminate proclivities. (ie, wearing daisy dukes)

Everyone hates superfag because he's a jerk-off with deplorabe fashion taste and he doesn't know how to count.

superfag by Shawn B. October 16, 2003

Beyonce 

OK singer who gets shoved down the throats of those watching BET or MTV every day.

I'm sick of her, personally.
Cripes, woman! Let some other singer get a chance already!

Beyonce by Shawn B. October 16, 2003

Allenby Beardsley 

Character from G Gundam who pilots the Nobel Gundam. She is one of the best pilots on the series, even though at first she relies upon a beserker system to fight (she gets rid of it later). Her and Domon Kasshu become really good friends in the show.

Allenby rocks!

Allenby Beardsley by Shawn B. October 15, 2003

parakeet 

A small bird that makes a good pet. They are cute, (usually) sweet-tempered, and inexpensive.

Parakeets also make the oddest noises:
pwip
Fweet!
ACCCKK ACCKK ACCK!
UURT URRT UURT!
Chirp!
Twirp!

parakeet by Shawn B. October 13, 2003

morning glory

The state of awakening after having an extremely good (usually sex-related) dream, in which the body is extra- sensitive to ordinary phenomena and everything just seems perfect for once. Can occur with both sexes but the effects are much more noticeable (and appreciated) with females. This effect usually only lasts for 5-10 minutes after awakening, so enjoy it.

I can never enjoy my morning glory because my younger brother or mom is always coming in at the wrong time.....

morning glory by Shawn B. October 13, 2003

liquid rope 

What you get when you cook Ramen Noodles for too long; said of the texture and appearance.

Ack! That's not dinner; it's liquid rope! (Quit giggling, Tim, I didn't mean *that* liquid rope XD)

liquid rope by Shawn B. October 13, 2003

what the ladies want 

Okay, I'll enlighten you guys on this subject... here are some basic things that women want:
A- A man with a functioning brain, the ability to think with something else than his dick (or stomach), a decent job, the intelligence to bathe and groom himself and the capacity to be compassionate, caring, and empathetic without thinking this makes him a pussy.
B- Money. Hey, it makes the world go round!
C-Health, success in life, and a better role in society than a 'video ho' or some ditzy starlet who puts beauty over brains.

I hope I've cleared things up for you... It's not all that difficult to figure out. (hint: follow the golden rule)

what the ladies want by Shawn B. October 11, 2003