Definitions by Shawn B.

filch 

To steal leftover food (usually claimed)from someone you live with.

-Dude, what's wrong?
-Somebody filched my pizza!

filch by Shawn B. April 6, 2003

hamtaro 

Anime show most beloved by soccer moms and little kids.

My three-year old cousin likes to watch hamtaro.

hamtaro by Shawn B. April 4, 2003

leg-humper

Someone who is always hugging somebody or sitting on their lap, especially if they are petty, anal-retentive, and a control freak. See Ellen; usually a spoiled brat.

This girl in my French class is a leg-humper.

leg-humper by Shawn B. April 3, 2003

censorship 

Something soccer moms see as shikkerific, but it's a pain in the pompis.

Soccer Mom- Eminem's music is too vulgar. Thank goodness we have censorship!
Shawn B.- You sadistic old hag! *shoots her with Uzi* Who else wants some?! *others back off*

censorship by Shawn B. April 3, 2003

Cerebral Poison 

Disney channel.

Anything with those Olsen girls in it is cerebral poisoning!

Cerebral Poison by Shawn B. April 3, 2003

childish

See Ellen, Project Pekingese, and soccer mom

I hate childish people, especially if they are authority figures.

childish by Shawn B. April 3, 2003

chinese food 

Frikkin' Delicious!!!!

I love Chinese food, especially with a lot of shrimp and baby lobsters.

chinese food by Shawn B. April 3, 2003