Shawn B.'s definitions

J.M

Smart, cute, well-groomed, polite.... essentially the perfect guy to go with.

J.M > Nick Carter

by Shawn B. May 20, 2003

Mad cow

A soccer momwhen she discovers that her husband's been cheating on her with his secretary/president, or when her kids are accused of something, like shooting up their school because they ran out of Froot Loops. Basically,a fat, angry irrational woman.

When they announced that Mrs. McMooney's son was the one who called in the bomb threat at the mini-mal, she went into full-on Mad cow mode.

by Shawn B. May 3, 2003

Explodingdog.com

An art site that proves stick figures DO count as art. One of the coolest sites that ever had anything to do with stick figures.

I go to explodingdog.com every day to see if they have new pics up.

by Shawn B. April 15, 2003

the ugly baby

It's Yugioh!

Ugly Baby! Whoa Whoa whoa... Ugly Baby!

by Shawn B. October 28, 2003

dead jellyfish

An ugly bra found in stores; usually found in sizes 36DDD and up.

The fat girl in my gym class gets stuck wearing dead jellyfish, while the thinner girls wear normal bras.

by Shawn B. April 8, 2003

Fruit Roll Up

Flavored plastic sheets rolled up in silver plastic wrappers. enjoyed by flabby, overweight pre-teens everywhere.

I hate Fruit Roll Ups because they stick to my back teeth and then I have to taste them for even longer than I want to....

by Shawn B. April 30, 2003

Camaro

One of the most beautiful cars ever to exist on this big rock called Earth, especially the newer version of the Chevy Camaro. See beautiful.

Lame dude- darrr... Do you want to go with me?
Shawn- If you love me, you'll get me a Camaro; a convertible with a CD changer in the trunk and tinted windows and...
Lame guy- *runs off 'cause he's broke*
Shawn- Whatever..

by Shawn B. April 17, 2003