Definitions by Shawn B.

eye candy 

For straight women (okay, fine, as well as gay men and bisexuals who can't make up their minds yet)dudes with big pecs or butts or whatever you like in dudes.

I never see eye candy at Wisconsin Dells because a lot of the dudes there have moobs and they're too old/pale.

eye candy by Shawn B. May 1, 2003

Fred Flintstone 

A man pitifully out of touch with modern life, especially with how to treat his significant other.

Fat Lazy Piece of Crap-Get me a beer and and make me a sandwich!
Chick who Goes with Him-Go get them yourself, you fat tub of goo! I'm busy!

Fred Flintstone by Shawn B. April 30, 2003

Fruit Roll Up 

Flavored plastic sheets rolled up in silver plastic wrappers. enjoyed by flabby, overweight pre-teens everywhere.

I hate Fruit Roll Ups because they stick to my back teeth and then I have to taste them for even longer than I want to....

Fruit Roll Up by Shawn B. April 30, 2003

fake booby 

A fashion accesory commonly seen on barbie girls, most blond pop artists and hookers. Usually made from bags of sillicone or saline solution and bought/used/owned in pairs.

Did you ever notice that most of those pop artists, especially the blond ones, have fake boobies?

fake booby by Shawn B. April 30, 2003

Toad 

A fat, ugly spoiled brat.

Lil Kurt is a toad.

Toad by Shawn B. April 29, 2003

whipping boy 

Someone who takes the blame for somebody/everybody else's screwups.

Ferdinand is the whipping boy in his frat since he's a freshman.

whipping boy by Shawn B. April 29, 2003

WingZero 

The Gundam piloted by Heero Yuy on Gundam Wing.

Heero's Wing Zero could trash any of those crappy Leos any day!

WingZero by Shawn B. April 29, 2003