Shawn's definitions

Gonorherphasyphalaids

A fictional sexually transmitted disease usually used in a comical way. It's a combination of gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, and aids

You slept with that whore?? she's gonna give you Gonorherphasyphalaids! lol.

by Shawn November 1, 2004

White Sox

Lesser of the two Chicago baseball teams. They never sell out, they're a terrible team, they have terrible fans.

The Cubs hammered the Sox in the Crosstown series.

by Shawn January 16, 2005

social d

Abbreviation used by fans for legendary punk rock band social distortion.

Social D. are amazing Mike Ness seems to get better with time.

by shawn December 22, 2004

spilt milk

when a chick is sucking your dick and she starts laughing right as you start to cum, and the cum starts to spill out her nose.

That bitch was deep throating my dick when all of a sudden i noticed she had some spilt milk coming out her nose.

by shawn May 27, 2004

rhoni

To have a strong desire to do something.
A more vulgar synonym used today is "hard-on"

I had a rhoni for some pizza.

by Shawn January 4, 2004

Killswitch Engage

Band that restored this punk rocker's faith in metal!

Man, I haven't been listening to much metal anymore, but killswitch engage knocked me on my ass!

by shawn May 17, 2004

cattywumpus

to grab another's head and brain suck

He yelled "Cattywumpus" and I crushed his skull with my palm

by Shawn March 13, 2003