NTS

Acronym for nothing to say, used when someone wants to remain silent or plead the fifth.

Kelly: Did you hear about Jenny's new boyfriend?
Maxine: NTS

by shawn February 17, 2004

beaterbation

a form of masturbation in which the user beats the shit out of the genital area until he or she is sexually arroused and ejaculates.

I beaterbate to relieve stress.

I think I am gonna beaterbate when I get home.

Beaterbation is fun once you get the hang of it.

by shawn May 27, 2004

banana butt sex

when people have butt/anal sex with a man, and they have the sudden urge to shove a banana up their own ass so they can enjoy double penetration. The Double penetration is your dick in the guys ass and the banana in your ass.

I fucking walked in on my friends have banana butt sex. Fucking fags!!

by shawn May 27, 2004

skidaddle

slang. command

To move away from; to beat it or get lost.

Boy: Excuse me Mr. can I have a quarter.
Man: No, beat it kid.
Boy: Pleeeeease.
Man: I said skidaddle.

by shawn February 17, 2004

shnikes

Synonym to the word snap, however different in that it's not used in the hip-hop culture. It can be used to describe 1. surprise 2. dismay 3. happiness.

First appearance: 1997, invented by two suburban elementary students: Jesse and Shawn.

1. Oh shnikes, you scared me!
2. Oh shnikes, I bombed that test.
3. Oh shnikes, I found $50!

by Shawn March 03, 2004

grunge

Stupid term used primarily by journalist in the early 90s, because the thought they needed a new word for rock music.

Hey this shit sounds pretty good, but we can't call it "rock n' roll" alright why don't we just call it "grunge".

by shawn December 22, 2004

nihilism

The belief that existence is useless and pointless, life has no meaning.

I've read so much Nietzsche, that I've adopted a nihlistic worldview!

by shawn December 25, 2004