Shawn's definitions

Netrek

Netrek is the probably the first video game which can accurately be described as a "sport." It has more in common with basketball than with arcade games or Quake. Its vast and expanding array of tactics and strategies allows for many different play styles; the best players are the ones who think fastest, not necessarily the ones who twitch most effectively. It can be enjoyed as a twitch game, since the dogfighting system is extremely robust, but the things that really set Netrek apart from other video games are the team and strategic aspects. Team play is dynamic and varied, with roles constantly changing as the game state changes. Strategic play is explored in organized league games; after 9+ years of league play, strategies are still being invented and refined.

The game itself has existed for over 15 years, and has a solid playerbase, including some people who have been playing for nearly as long as the game has existed.

All netrek clients and servers are completely free of charge, although there are several people working on commercial netrek variants or derivatives.

I dooshed Dave +6 yesterday while playing netrek.

by Shawn November 19, 2003

pimp statis

One who has much "pimp status". One who excels at many things, such as pimping, ballin', or just being the shit.

Damn, did you see Shawn at the club last night?! That kid has pimp statis.

by Shawn April 12, 2004

nihilism

The belief that existence is useless and pointless, life has no meaning.

I've read so much Nietzsche, that I've adopted a nihlistic worldview!

by shawn December 25, 2004

hatrack

any person or object that is not to be underestimated or fucked with

i fucked this lil bitch last nite.. man she was no hatrack

by shawn October 5, 2004

buzzkill

When your high on marijuana and one of your friends starts getting paranoid and saying "oh man the cops are gonna catch us doin this."

Ryan: dude this pot is so cool.
Tim: yeah man. Hey hey hey smoke weed everyday.
Ryan: yeah too bad this shit is illegal and the cops might catch us.
Tim: god dammit ryan your such a fucking buzzkill.

by shawn May 27, 2004

woofums

another name for a dog.
fuzzums

come here woofums.
woofums, i hate you.

by shawn May 27, 2004

Ricer

the addition of a park bench on the deck lid, a fart pipe just below the bumper, and a snow plow on the front end.

There are racers and there are ricers.. it's up to you to make the distiction! Knowledge is power.. Honda is not!

by Shawn October 9, 2003