Shaun W's definitions

smacktard

A person who kills his own team, or generally acts unsociably in an online game.

"That smacktard shot me to get to the plane before me!"

by Shaun W July 11, 2005

joxy

A man with an extremely large appendage

"Ron Jeremy is such a Joxy!"

by Shaun W October 19, 2007

Bourkeiship

Like an Apprenticeship, a Bourkeiship is the act of being paid as a tradesman, doing tradesman's work and claiming to be a tradesman without having actually done a trade.

Gary: "Did you know Lanny's a printer?"
Trevor: "Naaaah, he's only done a Bourkeiship."

by Shaun W October 24, 2007

Leisure Suit Gary

Someone with an extensive knowledge of all things drug related for example; Alternative names, methods of getting high etc.

Person 1: "Is Gaz coming to the party tonight?"
Person 2: "I hope so, last week he showed us speed bombs with tissue paper. He's such a Leisure Suit Gary."

by Shaun W October 19, 2007

sunbury

A town in Victoria, Australia. Approximately 40 mins from Melbourne, it's inhabitants sport mullets and drive 1985 XD Falcons. Most people are born in Sunbury, live in Sunbury and die in Sunbury. Recreational activites include attending 'The Attic Nightclub', smoking bongs by the creek behind the secondary school, cutting laps of the two main shopping strips and gatecrashing parties. It shames the youth to say they've spent some of the best times of their lives there.

"Wanna come to a party in Sunbury?"
"Nah man! I value my life."

by Shaun W October 19, 2007

Wilko

Term coined for a bogan male. Normally sporting an untrendy haircut, drinking bundy rum and driving a ute.

Brooke: Oh my god Hydro! Look at that bloke! He's such a yobbo!
Hydro: He's worse than that! He's a Wilko!

by Shaun W October 19, 2007

Clunge-Grunge

Mopy, emotional Indie or rock music for girls e.g. Train or Death Cab For Cutie

My girlfriend was in a bad mood so she curled up on the couch and listened to some Clunge-Grunge.

by Shaun W November 9, 2014