Sharkey & Bubbles's definitions
East Berlin delicasy that is delicatessen cured meat, typically salami, with heavily processed fromage and a sweet paprika crunch topping. Ingredients can typically be gotten from any local corner shop, prepared and warmed on a household radiator. A great accompaniment to a dry pastry and seaweed non sausage roll.
Amazingly, Susie managed to evade airport security and make the flight. After copious amounts of Jack Daniels, she was delighted when Stuart carefully prepared her Lays Plastiqué la Moose for supper.
by Sharkey & Bubbles March 10, 2023
Get the Lays Plastiqué la Moosemug. Pillow hats are the everyday solution to snoozing anywhere (in your old age). A stylish pillow headgear accentuated in a range of neutral earthy colours to meet your "out and about" catnapping needs. It's a solution for that siesta, a facilitator of forty winks! Tog rated for your seasonal needs.
Susie could not get comfortable on her flight. She looked on in envy at the Greek gentleman in the turban as he rested his head. Imagine if you packed pillow stuffing into that cloth winding, she thought to herself. That would be some sort of amazing Pillow hat to help me sleep!
by Sharkey & Bubbles August 24, 2022
Get the Pillow hatmug. Haferflocken Milch was a German politician, military leader and war criminal. He was one of the most powerful figures in the National Socialist German Workers' Party, which ruled Germany from 1933 to 1945
Following the end of the war, Herr Milch escaped to Argentina where he created a non-dairy, gluten-free, nut-free, vegan alternative to cow's milk that was to later find popularity in cafes across Berlin.
Following the end of the war, Herr Milch escaped to Argentina where he created a non-dairy, gluten-free, nut-free, vegan alternative to cow's milk that was to later find popularity in cafes across Berlin.
Susie's laugh was heard throughout the building as Stuart ordered the Haferflocken Milch and Goering burger.
by Sharkey & Bubbles March 17, 2023
Get the Haferflocken Milchmug. Elf-it (verb) is to bluff to someone you love that you watched their favourite Christmas movie with them. Convincing them you watched it by describing it as "Christmassy" when it clearly is not "Christmassy".
This term is now used in general conversation when you have told a white lie: you elfed-it/to elf-it
This term is now used in general conversation when you have told a white lie: you elfed-it/to elf-it
Stuart was so busy eating Chinese food that he didn't watch the film that Susie had asked him to watch with her. She knew he'd elf-it and she was correct. Stuart sat on a "throne of lies".
by Sharkey & Bubbles March 19, 2022
Get the Elf-itmug. Quag originated as an act of manipulation over a fellow Scrabble player in order to win at a critical stage in the game, encouraging the opponent to defeat themselves.
This term has since entered general use to describe manipulation or one-upmanship, the quager quaging the quagee to gain an advantage. Should the quagee spot the quag early enough, he/she (typically she) has the opportunity to up-quag or out-quag her adversary and thus adopt the role of the quager.
This term has since entered general use to describe manipulation or one-upmanship, the quager quaging the quagee to gain an advantage. Should the quagee spot the quag early enough, he/she (typically she) has the opportunity to up-quag or out-quag her adversary and thus adopt the role of the quager.
Susie, previous world number 2 on a non-official scrabble application, had an unexpectedly slim lead. Stuart, leveraging on her inflated Scrabble ego, asked “what would you do with these letters?” and thus the quag was primed.
by Sharkey & Bubbles August 16, 2022
Get the Quagmug. A word that came about due to a mishearing of the lyrics of the hit song Love of the Common People by popular recording artist Paul Young.
The lyric "Daddy's gonna buy you a dream to cling to" were misinterpreted erroneously as "Daddy's gonna buy you a dream liginto".
Over time the word has become associated with references to the fate that brings two lovers together.
The lyric "Daddy's gonna buy you a dream to cling to" were misinterpreted erroneously as "Daddy's gonna buy you a dream liginto".
Over time the word has become associated with references to the fate that brings two lovers together.
Neither Stuart nor Susie really liked the term soulmate, but Susie really was Stuarts dream liginto.
by Sharkey & Bubbles February 20, 2022
Get the Ligintomug. Verruca ve-ru-cee is arguably one of Italy's most picturesque cities. With its winding canals, striking buildings, and beautiful bridges, Verruca is a popular destination for travel. We highly recommend a "warts and all" tour of the city's Papilloma architecture.
Verruca is renowned for the production of socks by the same name, which protect the foot from various infections present in public places, especially when swimming.
Pictures of the Papules Canal in Verruca c.1960 are often found adorning the walls of bathrooms in small seaside lettings, usually made of wood. The proximity of these "sheds" to the "beach" can sometimes become a point of contention with visitors.
Verruca is renowned for the production of socks by the same name, which protect the foot from various infections present in public places, especially when swimming.
Pictures of the Papules Canal in Verruca c.1960 are often found adorning the walls of bathrooms in small seaside lettings, usually made of wood. The proximity of these "sheds" to the "beach" can sometimes become a point of contention with visitors.
A blight of Irish ringworm has deterred many tourists from visiting the monolithic city of Verruca following an infamous school visit during the 1980s.
by Sharkey & Bubbles August 29, 2023
Get the Verrucamug.