Quag

Quag originated as an act of manipulation over a fellow Scrabble player in order to win at a critical stage in the game, encouraging the opponent to defeat themselves.

This term has since entered general use to describe manipulation or one-upmanship, the quager quaging the quagee to gain an advantage. Should the quagee spot the quag early enough, he/she (typically she) has the opportunity to up-quag or out-quag her adversary and thus adopt the role of the quager.
Susie, previous world number 2 on a non-official scrabble application, had an unexpectedly slim lead. Stuart, leveraging on her inflated Scrabble ego, asked “what would you do with these letters?” and thus the quag was primed.
by Sharkey & Bubbles August 16, 2022
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Elf-it

Elf-it (verb) is to bluff to someone you love that you watched their favourite Christmas movie with them. Convincing them you watched it by describing it as "Christmassy" when it clearly is not "Christmassy".

This term is now used in general conversation when you have told a white lie: you elfed-it/to elf-it
Stuart was so busy eating Chinese food that he didn't watch the film that Susie had asked him to watch with her. She knew he'd elf-it and she was correct. Stuart sat on a "throne of lies".
by Sharkey & Bubbles March 19, 2022
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Pug-life

To live the Pug-life is to "Pug-it", meaning to honour a partner's trust in you without waivering.

The opposite of Pug-it would be to Elf-it, leaving your significant other feeling Unpugged. That could make you Unpugworthy in their eyes.

Fulfilling the Pug-life is to follow through on your commitments to your partner, leaving no doubt as to your devotion to them.
As Susie sat there alone with a sharp knife, she contemplated opening her birthday present early. She strongly believed that "trust is everything" in a relationship. She had promised Stuart that she would not open it. She chose the Pug-life.
by Sharkey & Bubbles April 06, 2022
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Implipping

A feeling of impatience caused by a strong desire to be with the person that you truly love.

It's a stage of deeply longing for something that you want when you know you must first wait.
Stuart wanted to be with Susie so badly, his implipping drove him to turn his life upside down just so that he could with her.
by Sharkey & Bubbles February 12, 2022
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Susie-sorry

A Susie-sorry is an apology made inadvertently by a person who is not at fault. It relates to a wrongdoer with a unique set of skills to turn a situation so that the victim feels the need to apologise.

In some circumstances it may even result in an unwarranted refund of money.
Stuart apologised to Susie sincerely for what he had done, but on reflection realised he hadn't done anything wrong at all. She had been the perpetrator. He'd given her a Susie-sorry; an unbefitting apology.
by Sharkey & Bubbles June 26, 2022
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Slick-dick

To be a Slick-dick is to send a gift to your loved one that coincidentally arrives with near perfect timing. Not something that you planned, but nonetheless something that enhances the overall experience for your partner.

In this instance the appearance of being slick would be unjustified, thus you're a Slick-dick.
Stuart sending an Easter egg making kit to Susie for her April birthday made him a "dick". Sending rollerskates that arrived just as her existing plans unravelled made Stuart a "Slick-dick".
by Sharkey & Bubbles April 09, 2022
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Haferflocken Milch

Haferflocken Milch was a German politician, military leader and war criminal. He was one of the most powerful figures in the National Socialist German Workers' Party, which ruled Germany from 1933 to 1945

Following the end of the war, Herr Milch escaped to Argentina where he created a non-dairy, gluten-free, nut-free, vegan alternative to cow's milk that was to later find popularity in cafes across Berlin.
Susie's laugh was heard throughout the building as Stuart ordered the Haferflocken Milch and Goering burger.
by Sharkey & Bubbles March 17, 2023
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