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Can't get comfortable on that flight?
Pillow hat!
Need to rest your weary head after a long day of implipping?
Pillow hat!
Tired from walking around with a pillow hat on your head in the Dragons Den?
Pillow hat!
Pillow hats are the everyday solution to snoozing anywhere (in your old age). A stylish headgear accentuated in a range of neutral earthy colours to meet your "out and about" catnapping needs. It's a solution for that siesta, a facilitator of forty winks!
Patent pending.
Pillow hat!
Need to rest your weary head after a long day of implipping?
Pillow hat!
Tired from walking around with a pillow hat on your head in the Dragons Den?
Pillow hat!
Pillow hats are the everyday solution to snoozing anywhere (in your old age). A stylish headgear accentuated in a range of neutral earthy colours to meet your "out and about" catnapping needs. It's a solution for that siesta, a facilitator of forty winks!
Patent pending.
Susie could not get comfortable on her flight. She looked on in envy at the Greek gentleman in the turban as he rested his head. Imagine if you packed pillow stuffing into that cloth winding, she thought to herself. That would be some sort of amazing Pillow hat to help me sleep!
by Sharkey & Bubbles August 6, 2022
Get the Pillow hat mug.As a component of do-it-yourself gender-affirmation surgery, to fashion the gash is to create a vajayjay using a 'felling axe'. The axe is delicately balanced on the recipient's chin with the aim for it to fall cleanly, fashioning the new chuff.
Critical components of this operation include the sharpness of the blade, the symmetrical nature of the axe-wound, and the length of the handle. If the axe were to fall short it could risk other features such as "ma belly".
Critical components of this operation include the sharpness of the blade, the symmetrical nature of the axe-wound, and the length of the handle. If the axe were to fall short it could risk other features such as "ma belly".
Having spent £6,000 on removing a penis, to avoid a difficult conversation and some discreet tucking on her first evening with Stuart, Susie was prepared for the final stage of her transition. After being reminded that Stuart was indeed her liginto, she headed out to the back garden to fashion the gash.
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Get the S'lemon Fizz mug.To be a Slick-dick is to send a gift to your loved one that coincidentally arrives with near perfect timing. Not something that you planned, but nonetheless something that enhances the overall experience for your partner.
In this instance the appearance of being slick would be unjustified, thus you're a Slick-dick.
In this instance the appearance of being slick would be unjustified, thus you're a Slick-dick.
Stuart sending an Easter egg making kit to Susie for her April birthday made him a "dick". Sending rollerskates that arrived just as her existing plans unravelled made Stuart a "Slick-dick".
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Get the Slick-dick mug.The Northern Ireland Tattoo Community was formed in the 1990s and consisted of a group of young students who constantly plagued the influential tattooist ‘Sailor Bill’ with requests for single words in fonts that were not synonymous with his style.
The artist, based around the Coleraine area, was thought to have become disillusioned…. but not anywhere near as disillusioned as those who later went on to think cravats and patchwork dresses were cool.
The artist, based around the Coleraine area, was thought to have become disillusioned…. but not anywhere near as disillusioned as those who later went on to think cravats and patchwork dresses were cool.
Susie pondered over what word to have tattooed on her foo faaaaaa….. ‘Live’, ‘Laugh’, or maybe ‘Love’…..? The girls back at NIT-C would be dead impressed, unlike Sailor Bill. He conceded to do the the tattoo, but only after it was agreed it would be in his own indecipherable font.
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Get the Faith El Orals mug.To live the Pug-life is to "Pug-it", meaning to honour a partner's trust in you without waivering.
The opposite of Pug-it would be to Elf-it, leaving your significant other feeling Unpugged. That could make you Unpugworthy in their eyes.
Fulfilling the Pug-life is to follow through on your commitments to your partner, leaving no doubt as to your devotion to them.
The opposite of Pug-it would be to Elf-it, leaving your significant other feeling Unpugged. That could make you Unpugworthy in their eyes.
Fulfilling the Pug-life is to follow through on your commitments to your partner, leaving no doubt as to your devotion to them.
As Susie sat there alone with a sharp knife, she contemplated opening her birthday present early. She strongly believed that "trust is everything" in a relationship. She had promised Stuart that she would not open it. She chose the Pug-life.
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