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Get the Cumcluster mug.A gold digger with a penchant for tugging unceremoniously on the penis of a nervous English gentleman she picked up at an airport. As the tuggee, he now visits her regularly and together they spend time in the largest cave in Northern Ireland.
Tugger Robinson watched him undress through the clear glass toilet door, her hands sweaty and clenched, ready for the tug. This had not been what the Discovery Channel film crew were expecting when they signed up to do a one off Australian Gold Hunters Irish special. Losses were later recouped through adding a chicka-wow-wow sound track and uploading the video (misappropriated as nugget porn) to the internet.
by Sharkey & Bubbles August 29, 2023
Get the Tugger Robinson mug.An artificial substitute for a penis that features a vibrating shaft, heated tip and a most desirable thrusting action. "It was 4am, I was tired and I was horny!" she exclaimed in defence of her new purchase! A look of bemusement appeared on her lover's face as he opened the box. The Chinese webpage did not reflect the product's colour well in the images it presented and nor did it give colour options, allegedly.
Susie thought she was buying a Dylan, but in fact she received a Jamal. She went black and this time she did not send it back.
by Sharkey & Bubbles August 29, 2023
Get the Jamal mug.Verruca ve-ru-cee is arguably one of Italy's most picturesque cities. With its winding canals, striking buildings, and beautiful bridges, Verruca is a popular destination for travel. We highly recommend a "warts and all" tour of the city's Papilloma architecture.
Verruca is renowned for the production of socks by the same name, which protect the foot from various infections present in public places, especially when swimming.
Pictures of the Papules Canal in Verruca c.1960 are often found adorning the walls of bathrooms in small seaside lettings, usually made of wood. The proximity of these "sheds" to the "beach" can sometimes become a point of contention with visitors.
Verruca is renowned for the production of socks by the same name, which protect the foot from various infections present in public places, especially when swimming.
Pictures of the Papules Canal in Verruca c.1960 are often found adorning the walls of bathrooms in small seaside lettings, usually made of wood. The proximity of these "sheds" to the "beach" can sometimes become a point of contention with visitors.
A blight of Irish ringworm has deterred many tourists from visiting the monolithic city of Verruca following an infamous school visit during the 1980s.
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adjective
1. Characteristic of or suitable to the outdoors:
a rugged, outdoorsy life; heavy, outdoorsy clothes; NOT sweatpants, NOT going commando to seduce a lover.
2. unusually fond of outdoor life:
an outdoorsy type who likes to spend time on cliff tops, sheltering from high winds and watching guillemots murdering their young.
adjective
1. Characteristic of or suitable to the outdoors:
a rugged, outdoorsy life; heavy, outdoorsy clothes; NOT sweatpants, NOT going commando to seduce a lover.
2. unusually fond of outdoor life:
an outdoorsy type who likes to spend time on cliff tops, sheltering from high winds and watching guillemots murdering their young.
Stuart was regularly known by his neighbours as the Lincolnshire Bear Grylls, not so much for being outdoorsy, but mostly because of his tendancy to walk around the house naked and his use of Susie's George Formby Grill.
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