Sharkey & Bubbles's definitions
by Sharkey & Bubbles April 16, 2023
Get the Cumclustermug. out-dawr-zee
adjective
1. Characteristic of or suitable to the outdoors:
a rugged, outdoorsy life; heavy, outdoorsy clothes; NOT sweatpants, NOT going commando to seduce a lover.
2. unusually fond of outdoor life:
an outdoorsy type who likes to spend time on cliff tops, sheltering from high winds and watching guillemots murdering their young.
adjective
1. Characteristic of or suitable to the outdoors:
a rugged, outdoorsy life; heavy, outdoorsy clothes; NOT sweatpants, NOT going commando to seduce a lover.
2. unusually fond of outdoor life:
an outdoorsy type who likes to spend time on cliff tops, sheltering from high winds and watching guillemots murdering their young.
Stuart was regularly known by his neighbours as the Lincolnshire Bear Grylls, not so much for being outdoorsy, but mostly because of his tendancy to walk around the house naked and his use of Susie's George Formby Grill.
by Sharkey & Bubbles August 30, 2023
Get the Outdoorsymug. To tell someone to 'fick off' is essentially telling them to 'fuck off' albeit you typed it wrong because of old age.
Similar in principle to spelling 'Team' with a 'Y', then attempting to pass it off as the Liberian spelling of the word.
Similar in principle to spelling 'Team' with a 'Y', then attempting to pass it off as the Liberian spelling of the word.
Andrea gave Susie a leaflet for the weekly senior citizens aerobics class at the Leisure Centre on Wednesday mornings. For some time Susie had assumed Andrea was being friendly. She was not a senior citizen, she definitely did not mutter 'fick-off' under her breath as she walked off in her leopard skin bra.
by Sharkey & Bubbles July 15, 2022
Get the Fick-offmug. Susie proclaimed 'looks like we're going on an American road trip then 🇱🇷'. It was entirely Fake Americas fault. They immediately issued a Susie-sorry and gave her an honorary doctorate in Monkey-magic from the University of Liberia.
by Sharkey & Bubbles July 3, 2022
Get the Fake Americamug. To live the Pug-life is to "Pug-it", meaning to honour a partner's trust in you without waivering.
The opposite of Pug-it would be to Elf-it, leaving your significant other feeling Unpugged. That could make you Unpugworthy in their eyes.
Fulfilling the Pug-life is to follow through on your commitments to your partner, leaving no doubt as to your devotion to them.
The opposite of Pug-it would be to Elf-it, leaving your significant other feeling Unpugged. That could make you Unpugworthy in their eyes.
Fulfilling the Pug-life is to follow through on your commitments to your partner, leaving no doubt as to your devotion to them.
As Susie sat there alone with a sharp knife, she contemplated opening her birthday present early. She strongly believed that "trust is everything" in a relationship. She had promised Stuart that she would not open it. She chose the Pug-life.
by Sharkey & Bubbles April 6, 2022
Get the Pug-lifemug. by Sharkey & Bubbles January 7, 2023
Get the Faith El Oralsmug. The brown hedge is the part that connects the rectum to the anus, located below the level of the pelvic diaphragm. It is located within the anal triangle of the perineum, between the right and left ischioanal fossa. As the final functional segment of the bowel, it functions to regulate release of excrement by two muscular sphincter complexes. The anus is the aperture at the terminal portion of the anal canal. It's also the bit you stick your dick in when going to brown town.
Stuart wanted to be an us. Susie wanted reassurances allowing him anywhere near her brown hedge: Marriage, whiskey and a lot of lube.
by Sharkey & Bubbles August 24, 2022
Get the Brown hedgemug.