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Elf-it (verb) is to bluff to someone you love that you watched their favourite Christmas movie with them. Convincing them you watched it by describing it as "Christmassy" when it clearly is not "Christmassy".
This term is now used in general conversation when you have told a white lie: you elfed-it/to elf-it
This term is now used in general conversation when you have told a white lie: you elfed-it/to elf-it
Stuart was so busy eating Chinese food that he didn't watch the film that Susie had asked him to watch with her. She knew he'd elf-it and she was correct. Stuart sat on a "throne of lies".
by Sharkey & Bubbles March 19, 2022
Get the Elf-it mug.The brown hedge is the part that connects the rectum to the anus, located below the level of the pelvic diaphragm. It is located within the anal triangle of the perineum, between the right and left ischioanal fossa. As the final functional segment of the bowel, it functions to regulate release of excrement by two muscular sphincter complexes. The anus is the aperture at the terminal portion of the anal canal. It's also the bit you stick your dick in when going to brown town.
Stuart wanted to be an us. Susie wanted reassurances allowing him anywhere near her brown hedge: Marriage, whiskey and a lot of lube.
by Sharkey & Bubbles August 24, 2022
Get the Brown hedge mug.A word that came about due to a mishearing of the lyrics of the hit song Love of the Common People by popular recording artist Paul Young.
The lyric "Daddy's gonna buy you a dream to cling to" were misinterpreted erroneously as "Daddy's gonna buy you a dream liginto".
Over time the word has become associated with references to the fate that brings two lovers together.
The lyric "Daddy's gonna buy you a dream to cling to" were misinterpreted erroneously as "Daddy's gonna buy you a dream liginto".
Over time the word has become associated with references to the fate that brings two lovers together.
Neither Stuart nor Susie really liked the term soulmate, but Susie really was Stuarts dream liginto.
by Sharkey & Bubbles February 20, 2022
Get the Liginto mug.Verruca ve-ru-cee is arguably one of Italy's most picturesque cities. With its winding canals, striking buildings, and beautiful bridges, Verruca is a popular destination for travel. We highly recommend a "warts and all" tour of the city's Papilloma architecture.
Verruca is renowned for the production of socks by the same name, which protect the foot from various infections present in public places, especially when swimming.
Pictures of the Papules Canal in Verruca c.1960 are often found adorning the walls of bathrooms in small seaside lettings, usually made of wood. The proximity of these "sheds" to the "beach" can sometimes become a point of contention with visitors.
Verruca is renowned for the production of socks by the same name, which protect the foot from various infections present in public places, especially when swimming.
Pictures of the Papules Canal in Verruca c.1960 are often found adorning the walls of bathrooms in small seaside lettings, usually made of wood. The proximity of these "sheds" to the "beach" can sometimes become a point of contention with visitors.
A blight of Irish ringworm has deterred many tourists from visiting the monolithic city of Verruca following an infamous school visit during the 1980s.
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Get the S'lemon Fizz mug.Can't get comfortable on that flight?
Pillow hat!
Need to rest your weary head after a long day of implipping?
Pillow hat!
Tired from walking around with a pillow hat on your head in the Dragons Den?
Pillow hat!
Pillow hats are the everyday solution to snoozing anywhere (in your old age). A stylish headgear accentuated in a range of neutral earthy colours to meet your "out and about" catnapping needs. It's a solution for that siesta, a facilitator of forty winks!
Patent pending.
Pillow hat!
Need to rest your weary head after a long day of implipping?
Pillow hat!
Tired from walking around with a pillow hat on your head in the Dragons Den?
Pillow hat!
Pillow hats are the everyday solution to snoozing anywhere (in your old age). A stylish headgear accentuated in a range of neutral earthy colours to meet your "out and about" catnapping needs. It's a solution for that siesta, a facilitator of forty winks!
Patent pending.
Susie could not get comfortable on her flight. She looked on in envy at the Greek gentleman in the turban as he rested his head. Imagine if you packed pillow stuffing into that cloth winding, she thought to herself. That would be some sort of amazing Pillow hat to help me sleep!
by Sharkey & Bubbles August 6, 2022
Get the Pillow hat mug.As a component of do-it-yourself gender-affirmation surgery, to fashion the gash is to create a vajayjay using a 'felling axe'. The axe is delicately balanced on the recipient's chin with the aim for it to fall cleanly, fashioning the new chuff.
Critical components of this operation include the sharpness of the blade, the symmetrical nature of the axe-wound, and the length of the handle. If the axe were to fall short it could risk other features such as "ma belly".
Critical components of this operation include the sharpness of the blade, the symmetrical nature of the axe-wound, and the length of the handle. If the axe were to fall short it could risk other features such as "ma belly".
Having spent £6,000 on removing a penis, to avoid a difficult conversation and some discreet tucking on her first evening with Stuart, Susie was prepared for the final stage of her transition. After being reminded that Stuart was indeed her liginto, she headed out to the back garden to fashion the gash.
by Sharkey & Bubbles May 13, 2022
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