juggalette

A juggalo's bitch. They tend to be obnoxious and ugly as sin.

Hey look, can you say "FAT-ASS"?

by Shard April 20, 2005

Juggalo/Juggalette

Fucked up mofos with no street cred. They talk about violence, but are never seen on the streets.

Seriously, what's up with Juggalos?

by Shard March 01, 2005

TCP/IP

According to JerkCity comic number 486, a transporty layer designed specifically for porn/gayness/etc.

What is TCP/IP used for? Porn and gayness, mostly.

by Shard April 15, 2005

Jesus

A pretty cool guy whose reputation has been run down by his horrible fan-club.

Used by the said fan-club as an excuse to do whatever they decide is “right.”

Dude: “Hey! What the hell are you doing to my car???”
Other dude: “Jesus’ will.”

by Shard March 01, 2005

muttonchops

A style of beard in which the sideburns are gown out and allowed to merge with the moustaches, while the chin is shaved bare.

Muttonchops went out of style a long time ago.

by Shard March 01, 2005

rastreform

1. Organization from chaos.
2. rastreforming; the act of taking something chaotic or messy and making it very well-organized.
3. rastreformation; a configuration of things such that they are more organized than in other configurations
4. rastreformous; the quality of being well-organized

"This spreadsheet is a mess." could be followed by
"It need rastreform."
OR
"Send it back for rastreforming."
OR
"Get me a rastreformation."
OR
"Get me one that's more rastreformous."

by shard April 18, 2005

family values

A loosely defined set of ideals held by most conservatives. Things like xenophobia and homophobia, censorship, the killing of non-Christians, and sometimes racism.

Basically: PG rated.

Family values? Pisht! I'm gonna go download some porn.

by Shard April 21, 2005