ShAdOwZ's definitions

Headline Shirts

The newest addition of T-shirt ads to Urbandictionary, normally advertising with the header "Intelligently Funny Tees". Similar to Noise Bot and Snorgtees, they have jokes on them that invariably fail to be humorous.

Relent
Lessly
Awe
Some

Saw this on one of those Headline Shirts the other day. For fuck's sake, someone call the failtrain.

by ShAdOwZ May 21, 2009

Political puppet

A politician or other political figure who is controlled by another (sometimes illegitimate or secret) person or party. The controller ("puppeteer") uses the puppet's granted power to further their intentions.

See also George W. Bush and Karl Rove.

Big ol' Dubya was Rove's political puppet. Rove called the shots, Bush just
listened.

by ShAdOwZ April 2, 2009

Face the music

1. To come forward; to admit one's own wrongdoings
2. To face reality; to give up on delusions or hopeless dreams

1. Come out and face the music, Jim. I know you've been stealing my pizza from the fridge.

2. I wish I could be a billionaire, too, but we've all got to face the music, sometimes.

by ShAdOwZ January 30, 2010

Honkey

An American derogatory slur for a white person, used mainly by black people in response to the infamous "nigger". Compare to "cracka".

Alternate spellings include "Honky" and "Honkie".

White guy: My tulips need more water. I have to keep them looking nice and fresh, you know.

Black guy: ...Shit, honkey, you gay.

by ShAdOwZ February 16, 2009

Niffa

Niffa basically is another word for "Friend".

For example: "Alex is my niffa."

by Shadowz August 12, 2013

Crakka

A smoker of crack; sometimes used by white people trying vainly to be black.

"YEA WADDUP CRAKKA"

by ShAdOwZ October 26, 2008

Little'uns

"Little ones", as they say over in the U.K.

Used when referring to a group or body of young children.

Andy: C'mon, we've got to leave! This building is going to burn down!
Sheryl: No, I'm not leaving without the little'uns!
Andy: That's okay, we can make more!

by ShAdOwZ February 17, 2009