craigs-book

The little black book that contains the name and phone number of every craigs-hook you have ever had
Being married doesn't prevent you from having a craigs-book as a trophy and testament to your past life as a bachelor
by Sexydimma June 05, 2021
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misserita

a virgin teen girl between the ages of 12-16
heres the usual progression : first you are misserita (your fathers last name), then when you are under 18 and not virgin, you become miss (again your fathers last name) and then, when you get married after age 18, you become mrs (your husbands last name)
by Sexydimma September 20, 2016
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my week with Marilyn

(The Marilyn referred to in the definition is Marilyn Monroe. The phrase itself, 'my week with Marilyn' is also the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which a character played by Emma Watson goes back in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe)

an average Joe's encounter with a celebrity in the secular world.
boy a): what did you get for your birthday?

boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents. I met Larry Kingfrom Larry King Live when he came to speak on a local tv show and I was in the audience.
by Sexydimma April 28, 2014
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Culinary terrorism

When you're supposed to be preparing your boss's lunch and you poison them whether accidentally or not.
The term was invented by Jesse Watters of fox News f-sag. He now thinks his recent case of food poisoning or upset stomach was due to culinary terrorism perpetrated by his assistant Johnny
by Sexydimma May 26, 2023
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Birthing your own grinch

Not consenting to mental health treatment (ama mind you) when your really need said treatment, thats not called birthing your own grinch; it's called stupidity
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go directly, monopoly style

exactly what it means. go directly and efficiently about your business, without attracting attention.
go directly, monopoly style, about your business without bullshitting anyone; do not pass go, and do not collect 200 $
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Jüdenphobia

New term for anti semitism
Since Muslims are semites too, I prefer the term jüdenphobia instead of antisemitism
by Sexydimma June 20, 2024
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