to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone with whom you interact on a daily basis stop swearing.
mother : Daniel, I literally need to wash your mouth with lemon juice, now; you have a vocabulary problem
son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
by Sexydimma November 01, 2014
Get the to wash your mouth with lemon juice mug.a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"
b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone, they will always retain part of their individuality."
b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone, they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?
father: no. She doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and you can't do a rat's ass about it; the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. not matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.
father: no. She doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and you can't do a rat's ass about it; the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. not matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.
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Get the fish bones mug.boy a) flowers, in the fruits and vegetables freezer of a community center (WTF lines appear on his face)
boy b: i don't know, some retard brought them in here. people don't eat flowers right, especially poor people looking for food during the winter at their community center.
boy b: i don't know, some retard brought them in here. people don't eat flowers right, especially poor people looking for food during the winter at their community center.
by Sexydimma February 18, 2013
Get the flowers mug.boy, in an argument with his father:
boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on? That sure would be nice.
kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later,
boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on? That sure would be nice.
kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later,
by Sexydimma October 01, 2013
Get the putting words in the horse's mouth mug.a new social phenomenon in U.S. high schools in which groups of teenage girls, whether they are friends or not, dare each other- and actually carry out the said pact- to become pregnant all at the same time.
The most recent famous case of a teenage pregnancy pact was at Worcester High School in Worcester, Massachusetts
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Get the teenage pregnancy pact mug.(Unforegiveables always with a capital u): to have a criminal record, most likely in the United States
To be known to the Unforegivables,, as a phrase, comes from the fact that if you have a criminal record in the United States it almost certainly is for life.
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