Definitions by SexyTexan

flapjack 

the overhanging fat on a woman's belly usually after she has kids

i don't see your cesarean scar? lift up my flapjack and you will see it.

flapjack by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

1987 spring break nipples 

back in the day when you had nice perfect pink perky nipples

man she may be 40 but she definitely has 1987 spring break nipples going on!

1987 spring break nipples by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

coke lines 

The lines deodorant makes on usually a girl when she applies it heavily then goes out gets sweaty dancing and lifts her arms and you see lines of deodorant in the creases of her armpit!

Damn my night was going good until i looked down and saw coke lines all up in my girls pits!

coke lines by SexyTexan January 6, 2012

birds in the sky 

when you look up at the sky and ask your friend if you have any boogers

so i sneezed at dinner and did not have a mirror so i asked my friend if i had any birds in the sky.

birds in the sky by SexyTexan January 6, 2012

el ojo moco 

when you wake up in the morning and you have dried eye crust/boogers.

Nothing like waking up and rubbing out all the nights el ojo moco to start the day.

el ojo moco by SexyTexan January 6, 2012

Puente 

Puente - slang

Literal Meaning: bridge

Slang Meaning: long weekend

When all the mexican nationals invade your city cause their town is closed for a long weekend.

What the heck is with all the traffic downtown? Oh crap! its a puente weekend!

Puente by SexyTexan January 6, 2012

blow out 

when you wear out a hole in your kicks (shoes).

aw crap my fav pair of airwalks had a blow out!

blow out by SexyTexan January 6, 2012