SexyTexan's definitions

breast wishes

After you text a guy pictures of your titties and ya sign off, breast wishes.

So this chick sent me some titty pics and signed it breast wishes! Awesome!

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

Puente

Puente - slang

Literal Meaning: bridge

Slang Meaning: long weekend

When all the mexican nationals invade your city cause their town is closed for a long weekend.

What the heck is with all the traffic downtown? Oh crap! its a puente weekend!

by SexyTexan January 6, 2012

clit on lockdown

When you have a really close friend and you have to share a bed with him and ya tell him and there is NO chance of sex occurring!

So me and my manpanion went out and got so trashed he could not drive so we had to share a bed together! Had to put the clit on lockdown !

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

dumptruck juice

when you are on the highway and see a dumptruck dripping out liqiud/juice usually of white in color.

i was stuck in traffic behind a dumptruck slingin dumptruck juice all over my car!

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

birds in the sky

when you look up at the sky and ask your friend if you have any boogers

so i sneezed at dinner and did not have a mirror so i asked my friend if i had any birds in the sky.

by SexyTexan January 6, 2012

defcon 4

When you are in a small work environment and even the smallest event/error throws a small situation into an out of controlled state!

All was good then someone forgot to fax a deadline and we went straight to defcon 4!!

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

bang unit

Just like a police gang unit but mmm not really the same goal in mind they patrol the streets in a pack looking to get laid.

Man me and my bang unit went out saturday nite and really cleaned up the streets and put the girls in the sheets.

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012