bench that pussy

when a girl is awesome in bed but is annoying otherwise and she pushes your buttons and ya have to put her pussy on the bench for a while and not tap it.

Sucks that she does not have a awesome personality to go with our badass sex life, hate to say it but i'm gonna have to back off for a while and bench that pussy.

by SexyTexan January 11, 2012

breast wishes

After you text a guy pictures of your titties and ya sign off, breast wishes.

So this chick sent me some titty pics and signed it breast wishes! Awesome!

by SexyTexan January 11, 2012

perch bait

when you have a big mole that cannot be covered by a swimsuit and small perch nibble at it while you swim in a lake

oh crap this swimsuit does not cover my mole perfect perch bait great looks like i will be catching fish all day.

by SexyTexan January 11, 2012

storm brewing in the Gulf

Ref to the tropical movement of a huge storm about to hit landfall located in the gulf of mexico. But in this case a heads up from a friend that ya have a pissed of wife or girlfriend (calm before the storm).

Man u better watch out that storm brewing in the Gulf is about to hit landfall soon, she's pissed!

by SexyTexan January 11, 2012

Puente

Puente - slang

Literal Meaning: bridge

Slang Meaning: long weekend

When all the mexican nationals invade your city cause their town is closed for a long weekend.

What the heck is with all the traffic downtown? Oh crap! its a puente weekend!

by SexyTexan January 05, 2012

SBC aka sweaty butt crack

When your outside and its so hot u have sweat running down the crack of your ass SBC aka sweaty butt crack.

I was on a date the other afternoon at the park and had some serious SBC aka sweaty butt crack going on and was freaked out she would notice!

by SexyTexan January 11, 2012

blow out

when you wear out a hole in your kicks (shoes).

aw crap my fav pair of airwalks had a blow out!

by SexyTexan January 05, 2012