SexyTexan's definitions

defcon 4

When you are in a small work environment and even the smallest event/error throws a small situation into an out of controlled state!

All was good then someone forgot to fax a deadline and we went straight to defcon 4!!

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

breast wishes

After you text a guy pictures of your titties and ya sign off, breast wishes.

So this chick sent me some titty pics and signed it breast wishes! Awesome!

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

blow out

when you wear out a hole in your kicks (shoes).

aw crap my fav pair of airwalks had a blow out!

by SexyTexan January 6, 2012

18yr old nipples

when you get over the age of 30 and have had kids and you are Caucasian and you still have perfect pink areola/nipples

man what a surprise when this 38 year old i was about to bang took off her shirt and had perfect 18yr old nipples!

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

bench that pussy

when a girl is awesome in bed but is annoying otherwise and she pushes your buttons and ya have to put her pussy on the bench for a while and not tap it.

Sucks that she does not have a awesome personality to go with our badass sex life, hate to say it but i'm gonna have to back off for a while and bench that pussy.

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

clit on lockdown

When you have a really close friend and you have to share a bed with him and ya tell him and there is NO chance of sex occurring!

So me and my manpanion went out and got so trashed he could not drive so we had to share a bed together! Had to put the clit on lockdown !

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

dumptruck juice

when you are on the highway and see a dumptruck dripping out liqiud/juice usually of white in color.

i was stuck in traffic behind a dumptruck slingin dumptruck juice all over my car!

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012