Definitions by SexyTexan

1987 spring break nipples 

back in the day when you had nice perfect pink perky nipples

man she may be 40 but she definitely has 1987 spring break nipples going on!

1987 spring break nipples by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

perch bait 

when you have a big mole that cannot be covered by a swimsuit and small perch nibble at it while you swim in a lake

oh crap this swimsuit does not cover my mole perfect perch bait great looks like i will be catching fish all day.

perch bait by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

coke lines 

The lines deodorant makes on usually a girl when she applies it heavily then goes out gets sweaty dancing and lifts her arms and you see lines of deodorant in the creases of her armpit!

Damn my night was going good until i looked down and saw coke lines all up in my girls pits!

coke lines by SexyTexan January 6, 2012

el ojo moco 

when you wake up in the morning and you have dried eye crust/boogers.

Nothing like waking up and rubbing out all the nights el ojo moco to start the day.

el ojo moco by SexyTexan January 6, 2012

birds in the sky 

when you look up at the sky and ask your friend if you have any boogers

so i sneezed at dinner and did not have a mirror so i asked my friend if i had any birds in the sky.

birds in the sky by SexyTexan January 6, 2012

blow out 

when you wear out a hole in your kicks (shoes).

aw crap my fav pair of airwalks had a blow out!

blow out by SexyTexan January 6, 2012

mother in law

the annoying "hang nail" that pisses you off and will not heal on the side your finger nail/cuticle.

OMG 2 days and this mother in law is driving me nuts!

mother in law by SexyTexan January 6, 2012