breast wishes

After you text a guy pictures of your titties and ya sign off, breast wishes.

So this chick sent me some titty pics and signed it breast wishes! Awesome!

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

banging distance

banging distance is when you enjoy having sex with someone and they are a bit far to date but great for the occasional hook up and that is perfect.

30 miles is the appropriate banging distance for this guy, i don't wanna give him the wrong idea and date him exclusively.

by SexyTexan March 15, 2012

asscrack cleavage

asscrack cleavage is when you take a picture of your cleavage and it looks like an asscrack.

i love my girls tits but half of the pics she sends of her cleavage looks like asscrack cleavage, not good...

by SexyTexan March 15, 2012

bang unit

Just like a police gang unit but mmm not really the same goal in mind they patrol the streets in a pack looking to get laid.

Man me and my bang unit went out saturday nite and really cleaned up the streets and put the girls in the sheets.

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

el ojo moco

when you wake up in the morning and you have dried eye crust/boogers.

Nothing like waking up and rubbing out all the nights el ojo moco to start the day.

by SexyTexan January 06, 2012

1987 spring break nipples

back in the day when you had nice perfect pink perky nipples

man she may be 40 but she definitely has 1987 spring break nipples going on!

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

Puente

Puente - slang

Literal Meaning: bridge

Slang Meaning: long weekend

When all the mexican nationals invade your city cause their town is closed for a long weekend.

What the heck is with all the traffic downtown? Oh crap! its a puente weekend!

by SexyTexan January 06, 2012