perch bait

when you have a big mole that cannot be covered by a swimsuit and small perch nibble at it while you swim in a lake

oh crap this swimsuit does not cover my mole perfect perch bait great looks like i will be catching fish all day.

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

banging distance

banging distance is when you enjoy having sex with someone and they are a bit far to date but great for the occasional hook up and that is perfect.

30 miles is the appropriate banging distance for this guy, i don't wanna give him the wrong idea and date him exclusively.

by SexyTexan March 15, 2012

breast wishes

After you text a guy pictures of your titties and ya sign off, breast wishes.

So this chick sent me some titty pics and signed it breast wishes! Awesome!

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

asscrack cleavage

asscrack cleavage is when you take a picture of your cleavage and it looks like an asscrack.

i love my girls tits but half of the pics she sends of her cleavage looks like asscrack cleavage, not good...

by SexyTexan March 15, 2012

coke lines

The lines deodorant makes on usually a girl when she applies it heavily then goes out gets sweaty dancing and lifts her arms and you see lines of deodorant in the creases of her armpit!

Damn my night was going good until i looked down and saw coke lines all up in my girls pits!

by SexyTexan January 06, 2012

el ojo moco

when you wake up in the morning and you have dried eye crust/boogers.

Nothing like waking up and rubbing out all the nights el ojo moco to start the day.

by SexyTexan January 06, 2012

Puente

Puente - slang

Literal Meaning: bridge

Slang Meaning: long weekend

When all the mexican nationals invade your city cause their town is closed for a long weekend.

What the heck is with all the traffic downtown? Oh crap! its a puente weekend!

by SexyTexan January 06, 2012