Definitions by SexyTexan

defcon 4 

When you are in a small work environment and even the smallest event/error throws a small situation into an out of controlled state!

All was good then someone forgot to fax a deadline and we went straight to defcon 4!!

defcon 4 by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

bench that pussy 

when a girl is awesome in bed but is annoying otherwise and she pushes your buttons and ya have to put her pussy on the bench for a while and not tap it.

Sucks that she does not have a awesome personality to go with our badass sex life, hate to say it but i'm gonna have to back off for a while and bench that pussy.

bench that pussy by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

oreo 

a black chicks asshole

Man i was banging this black girl and she had a hot ass oreo, i could not wait to show her my definition of double stuff!

oreo by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

18yr old nipples 

when you get over the age of 30 and have had kids and you are Caucasian and you still have perfect pink areola/nipples

man what a surprise when this 38 year old i was about to bang took off her shirt and had perfect 18yr old nipples!

18yr old nipples by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

dumptruck juice 

when you are on the highway and see a dumptruck dripping out liqiud/juice usually of white in color.

i was stuck in traffic behind a dumptruck slingin dumptruck juice all over my car!

dumptruck juice by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

tread heel 

when someone has such bad deep cracked heels that you can use a penny to measure the depth like on a tire

she was banging in all departments except she had tread heel, poor thing.

tread heel by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

perch bait 

when you have a big mole that cannot be covered by a swimsuit and small perch nibble at it while you swim in a lake

oh crap this swimsuit does not cover my mole perfect perch bait great looks like i will be catching fish all day.

perch bait by SexyTexan January 12, 2012