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Something you say when your girl is getting a little too excited/anxious/nervous/etc.
Variation of "Smooth your boobs" "give your chest a rest" "adjust your bust before you combust" "hakuna yo tatas".
Variation of "Smooth your boobs" "give your chest a rest" "adjust your bust before you combust" "hakuna yo tatas".
Mindy: I can't believe you were flirting with Cindy! We're DATING Tom! Where is your LOYALTY?! How am I supposed to raise our unborn child?!
Tom: Wait... We have a child?
Mindy: That's besides the point. WHY WERE YOU LEADING HER TOWARDS THE BEDROOM?! IN MY OWN HOUSE?! HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!
Tom: Calm your tits, Mindy, Cindy's my cousin. Besides, you've banged Cindy, Sandy, Quinn, and Nate before.
Mindy: *walks away muttering* Well, so have you...
Tom: Wait... We have a child?
Mindy: That's besides the point. WHY WERE YOU LEADING HER TOWARDS THE BEDROOM?! IN MY OWN HOUSE?! HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!
Tom: Calm your tits, Mindy, Cindy's my cousin. Besides, you've banged Cindy, Sandy, Quinn, and Nate before.
Mindy: *walks away muttering* Well, so have you...
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 27, 2017
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By: Me
Sexier than a fox,
In need of some hard cocks,
She needs to get the panties down.
She wants those nuts nice and brown.
Sure, she's a slut and a ho,
But she sure knows how to put on a show.
Her blowjobs are to die for.
She'll leave you asking for more.
Repay her with your dick so strong.
She wants it in her pussy where it belongs.
Parents aren't home and she's all alone.
Filling her house with the scent of love and cologne.
Pulling her deep into the crisp, white sheets.
Her body's a hotel with completely furnished suites.
Inside her, it's warm and wet.
Beautiful and sexy in that fishnet.
Pull off the shirt, pull off the coat.
Toss her into the sea, off the boat.
Hit her hard, hit her long.
Her screams creating a wonderful song.
Don't end or you'll regret it.
Don't leave now when it's finally getting lit.
Love her hard, love her long.
And finally say goodbye to the ding-dong.
The little slut can go back to the club.
Time to go bang another girl in the shrub.
By: Me
Sexier than a fox,
In need of some hard cocks,
She needs to get the panties down.
She wants those nuts nice and brown.
Sure, she's a slut and a ho,
But she sure knows how to put on a show.
Her blowjobs are to die for.
She'll leave you asking for more.
Repay her with your dick so strong.
She wants it in her pussy where it belongs.
Parents aren't home and she's all alone.
Filling her house with the scent of love and cologne.
Pulling her deep into the crisp, white sheets.
Her body's a hotel with completely furnished suites.
Inside her, it's warm and wet.
Beautiful and sexy in that fishnet.
Pull off the shirt, pull off the coat.
Toss her into the sea, off the boat.
Hit her hard, hit her long.
Her screams creating a wonderful song.
Don't end or you'll regret it.
Don't leave now when it's finally getting lit.
Love her hard, love her long.
And finally say goodbye to the ding-dong.
The little slut can go back to the club.
Time to go bang another girl in the shrub.
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 6, 2017
Get the sex poem mug.To have sex, but with your clothes on, usually a male to a female. The male rubs his hard cock over a female's vagina. He humps her until she cums or he cums or both.
Safe sex.
Feels really good.
Safe sex.
Feels really good.
Tom: Hey, Mindy. Whatcha doing tonight?
Mindy: Nothing. What are you thinking about?
Tom: Wanna hang out behind the school tonight?
Mindy: Sure, babe.
Later That Night
Tom: Man, you're feeling wet. *rubs her pussy while kissing her*
Mindy: Faster! *kisses back*
Tom: *proceeds to dry hump faster and harder, his boner jabbing her pussy*
Mindy: Mmm, this is almost as good as sex! *smiles and leads him to her car where they begin to have hard, passionate sex*
Mindy: Nothing. What are you thinking about?
Tom: Wanna hang out behind the school tonight?
Mindy: Sure, babe.
Later That Night
Tom: Man, you're feeling wet. *rubs her pussy while kissing her*
Mindy: Faster! *kisses back*
Tom: *proceeds to dry hump faster and harder, his boner jabbing her pussy*
Mindy: Mmm, this is almost as good as sex! *smiles and leads him to her car where they begin to have hard, passionate sex*
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 6, 2017
Get the Dry hump mug.An extremely sexy, erotic dance a woman performs on a man at a strip club, usually for money. She rubs her vagina, breasts, and butt over the chest, penis, even face of the Man, which usually causing an erection. It's usually followed by some hardcore banging as payment.
Tom: Mindy gave me a nice lap dance last night. I related her by slamming her in he butthole. She was screaming at the end.
Mindy: True. You should've seen him when I started placing my breasts over his mouth and nose while giving him a mild handjob and grinding my vagina on his hard dick.
Mindy: True. You should've seen him when I started placing my breasts over his mouth and nose while giving him a mild handjob and grinding my vagina on his hard dick.
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 16, 2017
Get the lap dance mug.-The act of a male sticking his erect penis into a woman's waiting vagina, either for fun or in hopes of creating a child. Thrusting at various speeds, the male pushes his penis into the woman repeatedly until they ate finished with the deed.
-The best thing on this good planet earth.
-The best thing on this good planet earth.
Tom and Mindy had some sexy sexual intercourse on her mother's bed that night while her parents were away to get revenge on them for not letting him come over to bang. A few months later, Mindy was pronounced pregnant because teenagers don't exactly use protection any more...
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 17, 2017
Get the Sexual Intercourse mug.When a person, preferably a female, rubs a man's dick until he cums.
What us middle schoolers did because we couldn't give blowjobs yet.
What us middle schoolers did because we couldn't give blowjobs yet.
Mindy gave Tom The Look and started to undo his pants. She gripped his shaft and balls, slowly dragging them out of his boxers and proceeded to give him the best handjob of his life.
Sara reached over Ashley and started massaging Kean's dick with her hands right underneath the bus driver's nose.
Sara reached over Ashley and started massaging Kean's dick with her hands right underneath the bus driver's nose.
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 27, 2017
Get the handjob mug.When you and your other, or just a random hottie you met at the club, start to kiss passionately. Usually involves tongues, teeth, and the hands roaming down to one's nether regions. (That's what you want, anyways.) Also known as French kissing.
Mindy: Tom saw me at the party last night with his older brother. I think we might be over!
Sandy: What?! Did you guys do the... *whispers* Frick frack?
Mindy: Not really. We mainly just wanted to make out, and he did put his hand up my shirt and squeeze my boob. He's so hot and I wanted him to bang me so hard in Katy's old room.
Sandy: So you guys just kissed and squeezed your girly parts?
Mindy: Not at all! After twenty minutes of Frenching, he took off my shirt and led me to the guest room. We didn't use protection, but he just went in dry!
Sandy: Did it feel good?
Mindy: Very! He even cummed into my mouth!
Sandy: What?! Did you guys do the... *whispers* Frick frack?
Mindy: Not really. We mainly just wanted to make out, and he did put his hand up my shirt and squeeze my boob. He's so hot and I wanted him to bang me so hard in Katy's old room.
Sandy: So you guys just kissed and squeezed your girly parts?
Mindy: Not at all! After twenty minutes of Frenching, he took off my shirt and led me to the guest room. We didn't use protection, but he just went in dry!
Sandy: Did it feel good?
Mindy: Very! He even cummed into my mouth!
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 6, 2017
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