handjob

When a person, preferably a female, rubs a man's dick until he cums.

What us middle schoolers did because we couldn't give blowjobs yet.
Mindy gave Tom The Look and started to undo his pants. She gripped his shaft and balls, slowly dragging them out of his boxers and proceeded to give him the best handjob of his life.

Sara reached over Ashley and started massaging Kean's dick with her hands right underneath the bus driver's nose.
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hoe

A woman who slams or gets slammed by anything that has a heartbeat.
Tom: Your girl Alicia is such a hoe. I got balls deep in her and she hardly cared!
Nate: I don't care. She's banging so many men right now...
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gay sex

When two males have sex, either by rubbing their dicks together or penetrating through the anus. Admit it... You want it.
Tom was sitting on the couch, watching an old sit com to pass the time before his best friend, Nate, arrived. He was rubbing himself through his jeans, grinning.

Nate opened the door, freezing when he caught sight of Tom rubbing himself. "You gay piece of crap, get over here," Nate called, tearing off his coat and shirt.

They met in the middle, Frenching madly. Their tongues smashed together violently and Nate dragged Tom to the bedroom, taking off his shirt as well.

Tom unzipped his fly and pushed his pants down around his ankles. He forced Nate to his knees, shoving his hard cock in his face. Nate willingly took to sucking it harshly while undoing his own pants.

After twenty minutes, they got into the 69 position on Tom's bed, sucking each other's dicks hungrily. They moaned with each suck, deep throating soon.

Nate unexpectedly raised up, dick still in Tom's mouth, and began to penetrate his anus. Tom groaned with pleasure, lunging forward with each powerful thrust. Too weak to continue, the two men fell into a heap, Nate's dick wedged in Tom's butthole.

After regaining his strength, Tom stuck his tongue into Nate's anus and began eating him out, both of them retiring to the doggy after two hours of gay sex.
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pussy french kiss

When a man, or woman, French kisses a female's part. Done by sticking the tongue into the pussy and essentially French kissing with it. Feels very nice and is usually followed by passionate sex.
Mindy: Tom and I had some sweet sex last night.
Quinn: Sounds not! What did you do?
Mindy: First, he pushed me onto the bed and stuck his fingers inside me, but quickly started Frenching my pussy.
Quinn: What's a pussy French kiss?
Mindy: When they French kiss with your pussy.
Quinn: I should try that with Matt! He would love it!
Mindy: It is really hot and Cindy, Tom's cousin, even tried it on me and then I dry humped her. She's so hot.
Quinn: I didn't know you liked girls too!?
Mindy: I don't, but I LOVE Cindy!
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Dry hump

To have sex, but with your clothes on, usually a male to a female. The male rubs his hard cock over a female's vagina. He humps her until she cums or he cums or both.
Safe sex.
Feels really good.
Tom: Hey, Mindy. Whatcha doing tonight?
Mindy: Nothing. What are you thinking about?
Tom: Wanna hang out behind the school tonight?
Mindy: Sure, babe.

Later That Night

Tom: Man, you're feeling wet. *rubs her pussy while kissing her*
Mindy: Faster! *kisses back*
Tom: *proceeds to dry hump faster and harder, his boner jabbing her pussy*
Mindy: Mmm, this is almost as good as sex! *smiles and leads him to her car where they begin to have hard, passionate sex*
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wet

When you've been thinking about having hot sex with your boyfriend and leak some vaginal fluid.
Mindy: You can't slam me until I'm nice and wet. It'll be more fun.
Tom: Of course. I'll lick you dry later, babe.
Mindy: Good idea. I ran out of towels earlier cleaning up your cum.
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Masturbation

To please oneself while arousing sexual feelings, usually by rubbing, touching, and inserting one's fingers or other device in themselves in the case of a female. Usually accompanied by some sort of visual, audio, or mental help
Masturbation: Alex didn't feel like dry humping the bed post again, so he decided to masturbate to a home video of he and his ex making sweet love on the kitchen counter surrounded by empty vodka bottles and her lacy panties covering his eyes.
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