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When two males have sex, either by rubbing their dicks together or penetrating through the anus. Admit it... You want it.
Tom was sitting on the couch, watching an old sit com to pass the time before his best friend, Nate, arrived. He was rubbing himself through his jeans, grinning.
Nate opened the door, freezing when he caught sight of Tom rubbing himself. "You gay piece of crap, get over here," Nate called, tearing off his coat and shirt.
They met in the middle, Frenching madly. Their tongues smashed together violently and Nate dragged Tom to the bedroom, taking off his shirt as well.
Tom unzipped his fly and pushed his pants down around his ankles. He forced Nate to his knees, shoving his hard cock in his face. Nate willingly took to sucking it harshly while undoing his own pants.
After twenty minutes, they got into the 69 position on Tom's bed, sucking each other's dicks hungrily. They moaned with each suck, deep throating soon.
Nate unexpectedly raised up, dick still in Tom's mouth, and began to penetrate his anus. Tom groaned with pleasure, lunging forward with each powerful thrust. Too weak to continue, the two men fell into a heap, Nate's dick wedged in Tom's butthole.
After regaining his strength, Tom stuck his tongue into Nate's anus and began eating him out, both of them retiring to the doggy after two hours of gay sex.
Nate opened the door, freezing when he caught sight of Tom rubbing himself. "You gay piece of crap, get over here," Nate called, tearing off his coat and shirt.
They met in the middle, Frenching madly. Their tongues smashed together violently and Nate dragged Tom to the bedroom, taking off his shirt as well.
Tom unzipped his fly and pushed his pants down around his ankles. He forced Nate to his knees, shoving his hard cock in his face. Nate willingly took to sucking it harshly while undoing his own pants.
After twenty minutes, they got into the 69 position on Tom's bed, sucking each other's dicks hungrily. They moaned with each suck, deep throating soon.
Nate unexpectedly raised up, dick still in Tom's mouth, and began to penetrate his anus. Tom groaned with pleasure, lunging forward with each powerful thrust. Too weak to continue, the two men fell into a heap, Nate's dick wedged in Tom's butthole.
After regaining his strength, Tom stuck his tongue into Nate's anus and began eating him out, both of them retiring to the doggy after two hours of gay sex.
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 27, 2017
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Variation of "Smooth your boobs" "give your chest a rest" "adjust your bust before you combust" "hakuna yo tatas".
Variation of "Smooth your boobs" "give your chest a rest" "adjust your bust before you combust" "hakuna yo tatas".
Mindy: I can't believe you were flirting with Cindy! We're DATING Tom! Where is your LOYALTY?! How am I supposed to raise our unborn child?!
Tom: Wait... We have a child?
Mindy: That's besides the point. WHY WERE YOU LEADING HER TOWARDS THE BEDROOM?! IN MY OWN HOUSE?! HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!
Tom: Calm your tits, Mindy, Cindy's my cousin. Besides, you've banged Cindy, Sandy, Quinn, and Nate before.
Mindy: *walks away muttering* Well, so have you...
Tom: Wait... We have a child?
Mindy: That's besides the point. WHY WERE YOU LEADING HER TOWARDS THE BEDROOM?! IN MY OWN HOUSE?! HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!
Tom: Calm your tits, Mindy, Cindy's my cousin. Besides, you've banged Cindy, Sandy, Quinn, and Nate before.
Mindy: *walks away muttering* Well, so have you...
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 27, 2017
Get the Calm your tits mug.Tom: I can't believe it! Not only have you had multisex, but you've had it with my best friend!
Mindy: So have you. You've had it with Nate, Cindy, Quinn, and Sandy and so have I! It's multisex! You AGREED to it!
Mindy: So have you. You've had it with Nate, Cindy, Quinn, and Sandy and so have I! It's multisex! You AGREED to it!
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 27, 2017
Get the Multisex mug.When a person, preferably a female, rubs a man's dick until he cums.
What us middle schoolers did because we couldn't give blowjobs yet.
What us middle schoolers did because we couldn't give blowjobs yet.
Mindy gave Tom The Look and started to undo his pants. She gripped his shaft and balls, slowly dragging them out of his boxers and proceeded to give him the best handjob of his life.
Sara reached over Ashley and started massaging Kean's dick with her hands right underneath the bus driver's nose.
Sara reached over Ashley and started massaging Kean's dick with her hands right underneath the bus driver's nose.
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 27, 2017
Get the handjob mug.Alicia: Nate told me he had to sexile me from his room so he could bang Quinn.
Mindy: Ugh, Quinn's such a ho. You're the one dating him!
Alicia: Exactly! I was sexiled nine hours ago!
Mindy: Ugh, Quinn's such a ho. You're the one dating him!
Alicia: Exactly! I was sexiled nine hours ago!
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 17, 2017
Get the sexile mug.-The act of a male sticking his erect penis into a woman's waiting vagina, either for fun or in hopes of creating a child. Thrusting at various speeds, the male pushes his penis into the woman repeatedly until they ate finished with the deed.
-The best thing on this good planet earth.
-The best thing on this good planet earth.
Tom and Mindy had some sexy sexual intercourse on her mother's bed that night while her parents were away to get revenge on them for not letting him come over to bang. A few months later, Mindy was pronounced pregnant because teenagers don't exactly use protection any more...
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 17, 2017
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Nate: Score! How big was the booty?
Tom: Watermelon...
Nate: Score! How big was the booty?
Tom: Watermelon...
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 17, 2017
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