Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard's definitions

In The Post

an upcoming act of retribution

Guy1: "No way, son, you gonna let that sucka get away wid that wedgie he just gave you?"
Guy2: "Don't worry about it, the little bastards got one in the post."

by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 1, 2004

Barren Run

a terrible period of time in which any single guy goes without it. It can stretch from as little as a week to the longest i know of which is 6 years.(Current Barren Run Record Holder is our Rabid Dog Faced Landlord Rob)

Guy 1: "You get anything this weekend?"

Guy 2: "Nah, man. I'm still on my barren run, nearly 20 months now!"

Guy 1: "Loser!"

by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 1, 2004

Money

something that the ladies find very attractive.

Guy 1: "Yo man, you was money last night. I seen you macking all dem chicks."
Guy 2: "No doubt."
Guy 1: "Shame they were all heffas though."

by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 1, 2004

Nemesis

a pro evolution soccer player who always pops up and gets the winner against you.

"That fooking Gardner scored an injury time header against me again. That lanky bean pole's such a nemesis."

by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 1, 2004

Paddle

a not at all gay punishment for any wrong doing or paddle rule breaking offences where the victim/paddlee gets their bare ass slapped with a shoe or trainer of the paddlers choice.
Air Force Ones particularly hurt.

Guy 1:"Ha, thats 10 - 0. Thats means i owe you a paddle, bro!"

Guy 2:"Ha, you just said "Bro" again so i owe you a paddle aswell."

Guy 1: "Shit."

by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 1, 2004