snapper

a dump.
Possibly originated from shortening "I'll see you guys in a minute i'm gonna go snap my tail off."
"Oh man, pull over the car i need to take a snapper."
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Nemesis

a pro evolution soccer player who always pops up and gets the winner against you.
"That fooking Gardner scored an injury time header against me again. That lanky bean pole's such a nemesis."
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Arrow To The Eye

a term to describe a drunken feeling after only your first or second drink.
i.e. a drink that goes straight to your head.
"Fuck me, the munters could be in luck tonight i could be getting my beer goggles on early. This beers feels like an arrow to the eye!"
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Hit A House

To have a stinker.
You can Hit A House in any situation it can be running out of things to say when you're trying to chat up a girl, not being able to roll outta bed when you're meant to and making yourself late for work in the process or absolutely anything else you should, could or planned to do but didn't.
Pat Healy(after a particularily bad golf tee shot): "Oh dammit, hit a house."
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