Definitions by Sexually Attractive Big Mac

BFG 

Big Fucking Git

You sir, are a BFG.

BFG by Sexually Attractive Big Mac January 21, 2021

Rub around the bush 

A ritual in which two genitally hairy men circle their penises around one another.

Hey Chad, wanna Rub around the bush?

Rub around the bush by Sexually Attractive Big Mac January 21, 2021

Psycxy

Pronounced "Sike-C".

A word used to describe a psychopath that attracts one in an irresistibly sexy manor.

"Oh babes, yours so Psycxy when you do that!"

Psycxy by Sexually Attractive Big Mac January 21, 2021

Flambatty

An ass of such palpable flamboyance that the very sight of it turns the legs to jelly.

"Shaniqua!!! Let me just touch your flambatty!"

Flambatty by Sexually Attractive Big Mac January 21, 2021

Spam 

1)Ham which has undergone weeks of

fermentation

2) Spunk + Ham

Don't eat the bloody spam please

Spam by Sexually Attractive Big Mac March 21, 2020

Boris Johnson 

If I could suck your dick for a penny, you'd have a pound.

Boris Johnson, solid bloke, noticed that bulge too

Boris Johnson by Sexually Attractive Big Mac March 21, 2020

Ffff...

When you put your phone on aeroplane mode and it still doesn't fly

Ffff... Uck

Ffff... by Sexually Attractive Big Mac March 21, 2020