Sexually Attractive Big Mac's definitions

Calgon

It helps women live longer

Washing machines live longer with Calgon

by Sexually Attractive Big Mac March 21, 2020

Commit an oof

To ignite your lightsaber backwards

Bro, don't commit an oof

by Sexually Attractive Big Mac March 21, 2020

Psycxy

Pronounced "Sike-C".

A word used to describe a psychopath that attracts one in an irresistibly sexy manor.

"Oh babes, yours so Psycxy when you do that!"

by Sexually Attractive Big Mac January 21, 2021

Rub around the bush

A ritual in which two genitally hairy men circle their penises around one another.

Hey Chad, wanna Rub around the bush?

by Sexually Attractive Big Mac January 21, 2021

Flambatty

An ass of such palpable flamboyance that the very sight of it turns the legs to jelly.

"Shaniqua!!! Let me just touch your flambatty!"

by Sexually Attractive Big Mac January 21, 2021

Spam

1)Ham which has undergone weeks of

fermentation

2) Spunk + Ham

Don't eat the bloody spam please

by Sexually Attractive Big Mac March 21, 2020

Ffff...

When you put your phone on aeroplane mode and it still doesn't fly

Ffff... Uck

by Sexually Attractive Big Mac March 21, 2020