Rub around the bush

A ritual in which two genitally hairy men circle their penises around one another.

Hey Chad, wanna Rub around the bush?

by Sexually Attractive Big Mac January 21, 2021

Boris Johnson

If I could suck your dick for a penny, you'd have a pound.

Boris Johnson, solid bloke, noticed that bulge too

by Sexually Attractive Big Mac March 22, 2020

Mr 360

Mr 360's such a fucking chad, he waves his penis in the air and takes off like a helicopter. Sometimes he uses it as attacks. I swear I saw him deflect a bullet once.

Ayyyy, Mr 360

by Sexually Attractive Big Mac March 22, 2020

Spam

1)Ham which has undergone weeks of

fermentation

2) Spunk + Ham

Don't eat the bloody spam please

by Sexually Attractive Big Mac March 22, 2020

Commit an oof

To ignite your lightsaber backwards

Bro, don't commit an oof

by Sexually Attractive Big Mac March 22, 2020

Psycxy

Pronounced "Sike-C".

A word used to describe a psychopath that attracts one in an irresistibly sexy manor.

"Oh babes, yours so Psycxy when you do that!"

by Sexually Attractive Big Mac January 21, 2021

Ffff...

When you put your phone on aeroplane mode and it still doesn't fly

Ffff... Uck

by Sexually Attractive Big Mac March 22, 2020