Seshie's definitions

Porkuary

The month of pork. The month where farmers celebrate pork, host pig roasts and sing happy songs about bacon.

I spent all of Porkuary outside cookin' ham on the grill!

by Seshie September 11, 2019

nifty digits

Clever fingers. Is often used to describe a musician. Made famous after being the title of Richard Harvey's 1980 album.

Wow, you should have been at the piano festival! All of those keyboardists had nifty digits, and could play a Chopin waltz better than Chopin himself!

by Seshie February 21, 2017

chö

A relish made of ground cherries, sugar, and sometimes other ground-up sweet fruits such as raspberries and occasionally ground nuts.

You know, I only have cranberry relish when I can have it with turkey for Thanksgiving or Christmas, but I will eat chö with any kind of meat during any time of the year!

by Seshie February 18, 2019

grodge

Common mispronunciation of garage, even when it is spelled "garage".

I have to go into my grodge.
We're having a grodge sale.

by Seshie September 6, 2009

linguini

Money. Cash. Dough.

I was gonna buy an iPhone but I didn't have the linguini.

by Seshie November 13, 2019

Palai

One of the major attempts at a worldwide currency. It is all digital, in the spirit of Bitcoin, only everyone gets their fair share because it's not about who has the most computing power, it's divided evenly among a pool of active users. Currency symbol ¶

I bet that your smart TV costed you over ten thousand Palai, knowing how many apps are on it. Yeah, I bet that payment was securely processed in seconds!

by Seshie February 18, 2019

encyclopediatrician

Someone who is skilled at cleaning up erroneous/badly-formatted articles in an encyclopedia, especially if the encyclopedia is open to editing, like Wikipedia or Encyc.

Yesterday, I saw a new article come up on Wikipedia, and it was badly written; the next day, it was perfectly formatted! Guess an encyclopediatrician got to it!

by Seshie February 21, 2017